C*ck Blocker

joejoem · 14-09-2005 2:19pm #1

Have you ever heard this expression? Its when a girl or a guy is getting in the way of someone getting laid. I think its a great expression. Its usually an ugly girl protecting a looker.

The other term is a manager. Its when you see 3 good looking girls together and one ugly one(The manager), the lookers allways look happy and the minger has a face on her like someone just shat in her handbag. Anyway she is the one that trys to stop guys chatting up the lookers - "The Manager"

14-09-2005 2:23pm

lol I use cockblocker all the time. Haven't heard manager though. Why? Has it happened recently? Wanna share with the group?

deadfingers · 14-09-2005 2:27pm

I was led to belive that it was when a mate comes and ruins your chances but yours also makes sense. Its a great saying indeed

TerrorFirmer · 14-09-2005 2:30pm

I've only been cock-blocked once, but god I wanted to absolutely kill the guy that did it...it was a sure thing, and without giving too much details, he messed the entire opportunity up by being an absolute idiot. (lot of drink in the given situaton)

Chavster · 14-09-2005 2:33pm

joejoem wrote:

the minger has a face on her like someone just shat in her handbag

PMSL

joejoem · 14-09-2005 2:34pm

Not much to tell really, I was in a bar with a few mates and there was an A.S.W. there, her friend liked my friend and she started toscream at him accross the bar and clicking her fingers summoning him. I have seen many a man fall at this hurdle so I played the "Hitch" role and told him to stay looking at me, glance over and motion for her to come over. This enfuriated the slut friend who came racing over and started screaming into my face that I was a cock blocker and other insults and grabbing my mate by the arm and forcibly twisting him around. We threw insults at eachother while she got redder and redder and myself and my friend laughed more and more. Eventually she went back to the friend and brought the friend over to him, he turned around with the trump card and

got lucky!

She on the other hand went home with another friend, then the next night found out where we were and went home with another friend let him fall asleep and came back to the bar and went home with another friend. Quality girl. Her name was courtney and she was from Texas. She had a piercing voice and as stated earlier was an A.S.W. Not the most attractive either!

dudemano · 14-09-2005 2:38pm

what is an a.s.w?

joejoem · 14-09-2005 2:57pm

An Attention Seeking Whore

dubgirl · 14-09-2005 3:29pm

I have spent months just wandering in and out of threads generally reading and being nosey - this one is without doubt the funniest ever!! C*ck blocker is fantastic!! Loves it....

Squirrel · 14-09-2005 3:31pm

Ever heard the Stephen Lynch song, She Gotta Smile?

joejoem · 14-09-2005 3:34pm

dubgirl wrote:

I have spent months just wandering in and out of threads generally reading and being nosey - this one is without doubt the funniest ever!! C*ck blocker is fantastic!! Loves it....

I can see taht by your post count and join date.

Get a life would you, the internet isnt the b all and end all!

Gazza22 · 14-09-2005 3:35pm

I've never encountered a cock blocker...

But if i was a victim of one....it would be the last cock they ever blocked

dubgirl · 14-09-2005 3:36pm

yeah says Joe Joe 1900 posts later lol - spanner

joejoem · 14-09-2005 3:38pm

dubgirl wrote:

yeah says Joe Joe 1900 posts later lol - spanner

Youve never heard of Sarcasm have you.

Signed,
Spanner

dubgirl · 14-09-2005 3:41pm

joejoem wrote:

Youve never heard of Sarcasm have you.

Signed,
Spanner

Sorry JoeJoe guess I was a bit quick off the mark

Yeah I know I'm a spanner

joejoem · 14-09-2005 3:47pm

Its alright, Im a spanner your a screw.

dubgirl · 14-09-2005 3:50pm

its not the first time ;-) ah well five o clock - Cinders got to dash off

robbie1876 · 14-09-2005 3:50pm

joejoem wrote:

Its alright, Im a spanner your a screw.

I get the impression joejoem is his own cock blocker

Paladin · 14-09-2005 3:57pm

robbie1876 wrote:

I get the impression joejoem is his own cock blocker

Zing!

Giblet · 14-09-2005 4:02pm

Shut up.

LegacyUser · 14-09-2005 4:02pm

joejoem wrote:

Its usually an ugly girl protecting a looker.

this is what's known as a bitch shield.

cock blocker refers to a dude ruining another dudes chances

Pet · 14-09-2005 4:04pm

I get the impression joejoem is his own cock blocker

Ooh, you went there.

joejoem · 14-09-2005 4:07pm

robbie1876 wrote:

I get the impression joejoem is his own cock blocker

Only when its your mother

WhiteWashMan · 14-09-2005 4:12pm

robbie1876 wrote:

I get the impression joejoem is his own cock blocker

ohhhhhhhhhhhhh!

good burn!

ionapaul · 14-09-2005 4:18pm

paperclip wrote:

this is what's known as a bitch shield.

cock blocker refers to a dude ruining another dudes chances

Not in my experience - when the expression was first used in my presence many years ago in the states, it was used by a female friend of mine to describe some girls who were dancing with the guys my friends were interested in, despite having (seemingly) no romantic intention. Man, she really hated those c*ck-blockers!

Anyway, every player knows you need a wing-man to dispose of both the blockers and the managers! Sometimes it's tough to take one for the team, but you know your friend would do it for you!

P.S. good burn robbie1876

Nimrod's Son · 14-09-2005 4:19pm

Cock blocking - Just say no, kids.

Ann Elk · 14-09-2005 4:24pm

This may help clear things up....

Draupnir · 14-09-2005 4:29pm

I have done some cock blocking in my time and was always under the impression it meant to ruin another blokes chances.

I normally do it when Im hammered and it normally goes something like this:

*My mate approaches bird and starts to chat, looks to be getting well in*

*I stumble over locked and do some loud announcing of how hot she is and how hes jammy hes goin home with her*

They normally leggit fairly lively and the lads tend to be a bit peeved. Tis funny enough for me though so I dont mind.

Amazotheamazing · 14-09-2005 4:35pm

Why would you do that?

In my experience guys only cock-block other guys because they want to score the girl themselves, despite having no chance whatsoever.
Girls cock-block for a number of reasons, ie, the hot girl is too drunk, the cock-block is staying with her, the cock-blocker is a bitch, loads of reasons. However guys always do it cause they can't score.

StupidLikeAFox · 14-09-2005 4:39pm

Did this on hols last week, told a girl that our mate had syphilis when he had gone to the toilet. It was fun for about ten minutes, seeing her edging away from him and stuff, but we told her we were jokin in the end. Oh how we laughed.

Remember, nobody likes a cock blocker

nesf · 14-09-2005 4:51pm

Draupnir wrote:

I have done some cock blocking in my time and was always under the impression it meant to ruin another blokes chances.

I normally do it when Im hammered and it normally goes something like this:

*My mate approaches bird and starts to chat, looks to be getting well in*

*I stumble over locked and do some loud announcing of how hot she is and how hes jammy hes goin home with her*

They normally leggit fairly lively and the lads tend to be a bit peeved. Tis funny enough for me though so I dont mind.

And they put up with it?

I'm suprised. Anyone acting the prick like that deserves to be left home alone imho.

Amazotheamazing · 14-09-2005 4:55pm

A wingman is essential, preferably one who has a girlfriend. BTW girls get just as pissed off at cock-blockers.

Rhyme · 14-09-2005 5:24pm

Theres the cock block... add some testosterone and its a sword fight

AARRRGH · 14-09-2005 5:32pm

This cock blocking sounds like it could be quite a science, with different levels of expertise and situational cock blocking.

eg. if you are a level one cock blocker, and your drunk friend is being chatted up by sleazy guy, apply the cock block method #27. This involves standing next to your friend and doing silent but violents. Blame the guy.

etc etc etc.!

segadreamcast · 14-09-2005 6:18pm

I remember something in Will and Grace (err, I wasn't watching it...) called jock-blocking, I wonder is it the same thing- sure sounds like it.

AARRRGH · 14-09-2005 6:22pm

NoelRock wrote:

I remember something in Will and Grace

HOMO!!!!!

Crucifix · 14-09-2005 6:25pm

I've seen my fair share of Cock blocks, but I don't think I've ever done it. At least, not intentionally; I may have done a Draupnir few times when I've had a drink too many.

Draupnir · 15-09-2005 12:13pm

Yeah I only do it when Im hammered and it becomes hugely amusing. After all, everything seems gas when your drunk. the lads normally find it funny, if I didnt cock block them, they would find a way to screw it up themselves anyway 9 times outta ten.

Most of the time, Im a top notch wingman but sometimes I like to class myself as "Cannon Fodder". this is what its like when you are involved with someone so can only play a supporting role.

i.e. the one who strolls over, makes the women laugh and leads the way for the cavalry.

C*ck Blocker

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