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Get out your eyepatches, its that time of year again.

BlitzKrieg · 2005-09-13 18:57:23

Well its a week away, so i hope your all practising your arr's and polishing your peglegs. I intend to have a weekend of pure rum for this one. Be my third year celebrating (i think?) http://www.talklikeapirate.com/piratehome.html

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Well its a week away, so i hope your all practising your arr's and polishing your peglegs.

I intend to have a weekend of pure rum for this one. Be my third year celebrating (i think?)

http://www.talklikeapirate.com/piratehome.html

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#2 13-09-2005 7:03pm

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*clears throat*

ARRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

How was that? Good?

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#3 13-09-2005 7:03pm

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arr arr. i think that means yes

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#4 13-09-2005 7:05pm

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That be a beauty of a Arr mate, but give it a good heave ho and ahoy with a yardstick and a pint grog and a couple of galleons for the wenches.

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#5 13-09-2005 7:08pm

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Two galleons for the wenches? That's a bit generous wouldn't you say?

Splice em to the main brace and give em fifteh lashes I say. Yahaarrrrr.

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#6 13-09-2005 7:08pm

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Avast, me hearty, be this true, or are ye just bein' a skallywag in need of a bite from th' cat O' Nine Tails?

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#7 13-09-2005 7:10pm

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Show me the money, you can't handle the truth, Aiiiiiiiiiiiiii

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#8 13-09-2005 7:11pm

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be clicking on there there fancy blue squiddly bit and you shall see, that by davey jones locker we have a day to celebrate the beauty of our arr's and our avasts.

And I never said two galleons for one wenches, a said to galleons for the wenches...All the wneches to cover my poop deck in glistening fleshy treasures.

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#9 13-09-2005 7:11pm

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yeah arr and

BlitzKrieg wrote:

and a pint grog and a couple of galleons for the wenches.

goes for me 2!

as long as it's for a good cause of course

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#10 13-09-2005 7:12pm

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Ahrr, shiver me timbers! If any scallywags are getting banned this week, make them walk the plank instead. Maybe some time in Davy Jone's Locker will make them change their ways. AHRR HA HA AHRR AHR HA!

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#11 13-09-2005 7:29pm

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I was thinking 'Big Boss Cosplay Day'... but this is still significant, Y'ARRR

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#12 13-09-2005 7:45pm

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Well! blow me down?

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#13 13-09-2005 7:45pm

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as the 19th is my birthday, i'll be wearing my special pirate t-shirt

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#14 13-09-2005 7:54pm

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arrrr, i need a good arrrrr

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#15 13-09-2005 11:02pm

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azezil wrote:

Well! blow me down?

You bee talking with forked tongue me matey!!!

Made me laff it did,swash the decks down!Arrrr!

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#16 13-09-2005 11:32pm

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Yarr! This comely maiden be celebrating next Monday

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#17 14-09-2005 12:04am

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Personally I have been talking and dressing like a pirate all year round now. You should all do this too, to prevent the Fly Spaghetti Monster from becoming angry.

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#18 14-09-2005 12:10am

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http://www.syddware.com/cgi-bin/pirate.pl

`Tis a shipmate translator

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#19 14-09-2005 12:33am

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bounty wrote:

Personally I have been talking and dressing like a pirate all year round now. You should all do this too, to prevent the Flying Spaghetti Monster from becoming angry.

You've been touched by his noodly appendage then

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#20 14-09-2005 12:37am

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rainbow kirby wrote:

You've been touched by his noodly appendage then

the Pirates Vs Temperature graph be all the evidence i needed

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#21 14-09-2005 1:31am

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Y'ARRRR!

an' any land-lubber tha' doesn't be takin' to celebratin' with me an' me shipmates will be keelhauled... ARRR!

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#22 17-09-2005 4:19pm

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yarr, talk like a swashbuckler tide be aft

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#23 17-09-2005 5:18pm

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Rahr, davey jones lawcker and what not ey chips?

Indeed!

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#24 18-09-2005 12:26pm

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Arr only one day left me hearties!

Signs have been put up in our school. Although 'the proper authorities' wouldnt let us hold an official day in school. the bilge rats....

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#25 18-09-2005 12:29pm

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johnny_ultimate wrote:

Arr only one day left me hearties!

Signs have been put up in our school. Although 'the proper authorities' wouldnt let us hold an official day in school. the bilge rats....

Yarrr, Mutiny!!!

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#26 18-09-2005 12:48pm

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Yarr, can't wait to make me eyepatch tonight!

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#27 18-09-2005 11:31pm

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ARRR!

My eyepatch is in its place...Now lets PILLAGE!

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#28 18-09-2005 11:41pm

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Gyarr!
*takes out cutlass*

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#29 18-09-2005 11:55pm

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yarrr..*cough..arrr.

*looks around sheepishly*

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#30 19-09-2005 1:44am

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YYAAAARRRRR

Where are the pirate avatars?

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#31 19-09-2005 11:50am

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Tis International Talk like a Pirate Day today.

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#32 19-09-2005 11:51am

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Guys, someone has to tell you this so I'll take it upon myself.

Speaking like a pirate isn't funny or ironic or clever or anything like that. It's like a guy who keeps telling you a joke over and over again because you laughed the first time he told it. It is, frankly, sad and embarrassing.

Just thought you should know.

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#33 19-09-2005 11:52am

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Arrrr thats good to know matie.

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#34 19-09-2005 11:53am

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Agent Orange wrote:

Guys, someone has to tell you this so I'll take it upon myself.

Speaking like a pirate isn't funny or ironic or clever or anything like that. It's like a guy who keeps telling you a joke over and over again because you laughed the first time he told it. It is, frankly, sad and embarrassing.

Just thought you should know.

It's not supposed to be funny or ironic or clever or anything like that. It's supposed to be talking like a pirate. ARRRRRRRR!

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#35 19-09-2005 11:53am

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After 2 minutes I have already been banned from speaking like a pirate and what broke the camels back, singing like a pirate.

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#36 19-09-2005 11:55am

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shiver me 'timers maties

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#37 19-09-2005 11:56am

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Avast yee scourolous.....

Ah screw it, some pirate jokes here if you haven't seen them whil we're in the mood.

I however have been forbidden from speaking the lingo as it were due to some very loud and raccous singing.

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#38 19-09-2005 11:56am

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Why are pirates called pirates?

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Coz they just aaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrr!!

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#39 19-09-2005 11:57am

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Agent Orange wrote:

Guys, someone has to tell you this so I'll take it upon myself.

Speaking like a pirate isn't funny or ironic or clever or anything like that. It's like a guy who keeps telling you a joke over and over again because you laughed the first time he told it. It is, frankly, sad and embarrassing.

Just thought you should know.

Off the plank with ye, ya scurvy dawg! ARRRRR!

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#40 19-09-2005 11:59am

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grimloch wrote:

singing like a pirate

Avast, all ye bilge rats should acquire and place on repeat the timber shiverin' shanty "The Mariner's Revenge Song" by the Decemberists. 14 out of 15 men on a dead man's chest agree it's the best damn thing to quaff your grog too.

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#41 19-09-2005 12:02pm

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yar it be a good day to boards me ship to the lost city of cork in search of grog and wenches so it be.yarghhh

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#42 19-09-2005 12:03pm

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Hoist meh main sail, man the poop deck!

yaarrrr!!

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#43 19-09-2005 12:03pm

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Yeah, the pirate shenanigans aren't going down too well here either

Oh well, I can still mutter to myself.

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#44 19-09-2005 12:10pm

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I've merged the thread I started with this one. Sorry I didn't see this

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#45 19-09-2005 4:23pm

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arr nobody see's me threads for i am a ninja pirate ARRRR *sneak*

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#46 19-09-2005 5:17pm

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YARR!! i swung my pegleg round and lifted me eyepatch to see this here map... i mean thread and had an idea ! : this here be perfect for Sarky... he's even halfway to looking like one Shiver me timbers !!

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#47 19-09-2005 5:44pm

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Arr, I was speaking like a pirate til the land lubbers threatend to beat me up. Nar....

But here be a pirate joke for all me hearties:

This pirate walks into a bar with a captains wheel shoved down the front of his pants. And the bartender says "what are you doing with a captains wheel shoved down the front of your pants?" and the pirate replies "Arr, its driving me nuts!"

YO HO HO!

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#48 19-09-2005 9:01pm

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http://www.engadget.com/entry/1234000413059419/

For all yer typing needs, my pretties

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#49 20-09-2005 1:05pm

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haha,ordered
never can be too prepared for next year!

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