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Here's how you know!! "Train too much MMA"

  • 12-09-2005 1:27pm
    #1
    Ger Healy
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 412 ✭✭


    Got this from another forum and taught it was funny :D

    Signs that you've been MMAing too long...
    I will start this off:

    1.) Everytime the word "Ultimate" is spoken or shown you instantly think of the UFC.

    2.) Everytime your Girlfriend/Wife tries to hug you from behind you instinctively tuck your chin in and brace yourself for a Rear Naked Choke.

    3.) When you are dancing with your Girlfriend/Wife and you hold each others arms, you think about Judo Randori and look for takedowns.

    4.) You get bored of people mentioning that they won't get taken down if they were fighting.

    5.) All your DVD's are MMA or Martial Arts Movies

    6.) Bas Rutten is your favourite recording artist

    7.) You eye up people, guessing what their fighting style would be like and take their build in to consideration to determine the best strategy of kicking their ass.

    8.) Anything with an "R" is spoken like an "H"

    10:When you name your dog: Gracie, Kimo, Tito or Vanderlei.

    ..11:When you name your child: Gracie, Kimo, Tito or Vanderlei.

    ..12: When people ask if you have ANYTHING other than fights to watch and you throw them "smashing machine".

    ..13: When you are showing the 7/11 store clerk how to do a triangle.


    14 - When your gf asks you "Where did you learn that move" after sex, and you say Ricardo Arona.

    15- When your wife catches you shadow boxing in the kitchen and just shakes her head.

    16- When you are showing your 2 year old how to use his feet from his back.

    17- When you wonder when you will get the chance to use your skills on a laymen, and how it will go down.

    18- When you suffer withdraw from COMBAT

    19- Can't watch a boxing match without screaming "KNEEEES!!!!"

    21- When someone gives you a hug you pummel for underhooks

    22- Assume everyone you meet from Brazil is a bonafide badass

    23- When you enter a room, you start sizing guys up and deciding which ones you can beat up, you try to figure out how long it would take you to beat them up

    24- When you go to hug freinds/family and you look for double underhooks!!!!

    Enjoy ;)


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