anyone know a cure for lovebites?

cil_aine

can you understand my predicament? i don't want to go in tommorow and expose it and have to deal with all the questions. i tried savlon, that ain't working, and i'm being reduced to a plaster over said bite. would arnica help?

Gordon

Try blusher.

Rhyme

Wear a collar

tribulus

hide it with make up or something or else cover it up with, well clothing!! turn your collar up maybe

Just get them in less visible places next time

cil_aine

its really big though, and im running out of plasters

electric69

If you put tippex all around the are,but not on it,it will get rid of it.you have 2 leave it on for a few hours and after that nobody will see it

or else try toothpaste..heard that is supposed 2 work.

Geiger

cil_aine wrote:

its really big though, and im running out of plasters

This lovebite wasn't picked up on a trip to the zoo by any chance? Got a weird image of an elephant suckin some necky goodness...

cil_aine

lol, i have been know to attract the odd elephant.

scojones

toothpaste tbh.

Sarky

Repeated smacks until they learn how to kiss properly. It won't help with the current one, but should prevent further accidents.

rymus

ahh to be young an irresponsible. tbh, I wouldnt be bothered about dealing with "questions". I'd be more bothered about the weeks of having people take the piss. But hey, whatever your priorities are..

Kur4mA

Go to your local D4 makeup supplier and get some of that orange ****e they use and for future reference, knock the biters teeth out to prevent further embarrassment.

*adele*

Yeah go for toothpaste...

bounty_hunter

electric69 wrote:

If you put tippex all around the are,but not on it,it will get rid of it.you have 2 leave it on for a few hours and after that nobody will see it

This would definitely be the most amusing way to go about it, seeing as tippex doesn't easily wash off.

20 Times 20 Times

poloneck !

cormie

tatoo?

Civilian_Target

Prevention is better than cure. So break their teeth.

20 Times 20 Times

Civilian_Target wrote:

Prevention is better than cure. So break their teeth.

You dont have to use your teeth to give a hicky

Civilian_Target

Sarge wrote:

You dont have to use your teeth to give a hicky

Apologies - I'm not an expert on giving hickies

It wasn't me!

Toothpaste works.

Mercury_Tilt

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superconor

Become celibate. Tbh.

Flashling

Colour corrective concealer, found in any any good pharmicist! I sound like an ad...:D

Aisling(",)

At a risk of turning orange you could try fake tan i guess but you would have to be very desperate

Neuro

cil_aine wrote:

can you understand my predicament? i don't want to go in tommorow and expose it and have to deal with all the questions. i tried savlon, that ain't working, and i'm being reduced to a plaster over said bite. would arnica help?

In future have your other half wear a gumshield as a preventative measure.

AdMMM

How does a hickey manage to stay on you for ages? Any science behind it?

Gazza22

Try controlling her in future! Eh toothpaste should work fine

|.Murderer.| wrote:

How does a hickey manage to stay on you for ages? Any science behind it?

Well the blood is drawn up into the dermal tissue so it's takes time for it to make its way back into the bloodstream...

Dave!

|.Murderer.| wrote:

How does a hickey manage to stay on you for ages? Any science behind it?

Well the blood is drawn up into the dermal tissue so it's takes time for it to make its way back into the bloodstream...

EDIT:

Damn, gazza seems to have gotten there before me!

What? I'm smart...

cee_jay

Arnica - or toothpaste
Mime's white make up hides it really well

Gazza22

DaveMcG wrote:

EDIT:

Damn, gazza seems to have gotten there before me!

What? I'm smart...

...you make me laugh sometimes Dave...

What? I like science

Hugh Hefner

Ice also gets rid of them.

iguana

cil_aine wrote:

can you understand my predicament? i don't want to go in tommorow and expose it and have to deal with all the questions. i tried savlon, that ain't working, and i'm being reduced to a plaster over said bite. would arnica help?

I doubt you will find anyway to be rid of them before work, dress in a way to conceal them as best you can. If anyone does notice just laugh about it and don't let it get to you. Make some joke about feeding him first next time or something.

(Unless it's your boss, act surprised then worried and tell him/her you think you have meningitis and you need to go home for at least two weeks )

dogg_r_69

iguana wrote:

I doubt you will find anyway to be rid of them before work, dress in a way to conceal them as best you can.

Collar Perferably a high collar Don't thinkreally there's any specific way in curing it fast Tried most of the suggested methods before to no avail

Dutchboy

Toothpaste all the way! Works a treat!

Blisterman

Pretend it's a birthmark. Then pretend you got it removed.

ADUB?

toothpaste is the best bet

And well done on letting somebody to that to you,
clearly they had respect for you. :rolleyes:

the_syco

Take out yout teeth, so ye can't bite:p

bounty_hunter

Why do so many people seem to think it involves teeth?

Suaimhneach

ADUB? wrote:

toothpaste is the best bet

And well done on letting somebody to that to you,
clearly they had respect for you. :rolleyes:

Don't be silly. A hickey is not a sign of disrespect.

However, not knowing what a hickey is meant to be is an embarrasment, but they're probably young, so lay off.

A hickey is otherwise known as a love bite, and is never *meant* to leave a bruise unless it happens to be a very passionate moment. A love bite is meant to consist of kissing and gentle biting perhaps, but never actually sucking like a hoover with the aim of maiming your partner, which unfortunately seems to be understanding that most young fellas have!

claireoby

Talkin from experience,--i had 3 huge hickeys on my neck like a feckin necklace,(i was very very very drunk,dont remember even kissin the fella!!)--i used ice coz it hurt so much, that cooled them down, then put toothpaste on them everynight, and i bought that colour corrective stuff,(it really works!!) and put makeup over them, and wore a neck scarf...and my mother didnt notice!! they lasted an entire week. my first hickey(s) will definately be my last!!! just thinking about them makes me feel the pain!!

Beekay

All this is very helpful to me,as one time i had about twelve hickeys on my neck and chest

joejoem

cil_aine wrote:

can you understand my predicament? i don't want to go in tommorow and expose it and have to deal with all the questions. i tried savlon, that ain't working, and i'm being reduced to a plaster over said bite. would arnica help?

get them to blow on the same spot, it reverses time

ADUB?

Jesjes wrote:

Don't be silly. A hickey is not a sign of disrespect.

No your right its not disrespectful, giving them a hickey is the height of respect, sure isnt branding them the best sign of respect?

Dave!

ADUB? wrote:

No your right its not disrespectful, giving them a hickey is the height of respect, sure isnt branding them the best sign of respect?

*yawn*

You must have fun relationships...

"Don't touch my ass, only kissing and missionary position for sex"

It was a bit of f*cking fun, he wasn't smacking her ass and calling her his slut (which is also not disrespectful if neither of the people mind), stop being so bloody uptight. She probably *shock, horror* ENJOYED IT, even!!! :eek:

Crazy notion, I know.

ADUB?

DaveMcG wrote:

*yawn*

You must have fun relationships...

"Don't touch my ass, only kissing and missionary position for sex"

It was a bit of f*cking fun, he wasn't smacking her ass and calling her his slut (which is also not disrespectful if neither of the people mind), stop being so bloody uptight. She probably *shock, horror* ENJOYED IT, even!!! :eek:

Crazy notion, I know.

*Double yawn*
You dont know my relationships so thanks for the sweeping statement on them.
So here is a sweeping statement in return
Clearly you must have so much more fun, going around treating women like objects and not people, and marking them with your hickey's.
Congrats
If she enjoyed it so much why is she asking how to cover them up?

impr0v

Get an industrial sander and sand the rest of your exposed skin. You can tell everyone you went to morroco for the weekend and forgot suncream.

Dave!

ADUB? wrote:

*Double yawn*
You dont know my relationships so thanks for the sweeping statement on them.
So here is a sweeping statement in return
Clearly you must have so much more fun, going around treating women like objects and not people, and marking them with your hickey's.
Congrats
If she enjoyed it so much why is she asking how to cover them up?

*triple yawn* etc etc

How is it treating them like objects? It's not branding them, for f*ck sake, it's just the aftermath of kissing, etc., their neck. Is it treating men like objects if it's done to them? Or does this only apply to women?

She's asking to cover it up because it's unsightly/embarressing (her friends might go, 'ooooh, yooouuu've got a boy-friend!' and the likes), I presume. Do you think the guy held her down, said, "you're mine and only mine!:mad:" and started chewing on her neck? No, they were probably "making out", and this happened (could have even been an accident, as has happened with me and my girlfriend; regardless, it's not a big f*cking deal).

Le Rack

Is ADUB? annoying anyone else???

Hickies are fcuking hillarious and the only way around them is to give in to the hillarity! TRUST ME! I'm still branded because of one I got six months ago, and at first going into schol it was like "lean on desk, hand on neck" and get some practice with the aul make up skills, which didn't do much, considering the fact it was THE DEMON HICKY. Seriously! There are people on here to prove that! It lasted a good two/three weeks! And was not too far off the size of the palm of your hand! Or my hand as the case may be!
And to make it funnier, it was known as the demon hicky and I was known as "Holy Moley" cuz the guy I was with at the time went/goes by Jebus.
As for Dave and ADUB and your disrespect, and "owning" a girl, no, it was "heat of the moment" stlye, and he didn't even realise he'd done it till later. And yes it was rather enjoyable!
Use concealer, eyeshadow, porcelene foundation and work on your blending to cover it.

Le Rack

Oh and it gets better, the hungry beggar is a member here cough*r4ph*cough.
And I still get onto him about it cuz its so funny to watch him squirm and apologise profoundly, no matter how much I tell him I gave into the funny of it!
Oh and the parents reaction was even better! About a week maybe two later, at the dinner table Da says "What's on your neck?!" Makes an attempt at examining me, turns, says, "Mother, have you seen her neck!" mam looks blankly, da, "She's got a love bite!!!" Had a rant for a few minutes, while I squirmed in my chair, mam turns and says "Oh yeah that, I seen that ages ago" She throws a glance at me and says "Well you should'a seen him", Father continues his rant.... Very funny!
Little did they know that it was well healed at this stage cuz I had been in Spain for a week and they hadn't seen it before I went!

On a side note, : Hickies on boobies? DO NOT heal easily! Or quickly!

Dave!

Le Rack wrote:

Is ADUB? annoying anyone else???

Hickies are fcuking hillarious and the only way around them is to give in to the hillarity! TRUST ME! I'm still branded because of one I got six months ago, and at first going into schol it was like "lean on desk, hand on neck" and get some practice with the aul make up skills, which didn't do much, considering the fact it was THE DEMON HICKY. Seriously! There are people on here to prove that! It lasted a good two/three weeks! And was not too far off the size of the palm of your hand! Or my hand as the case may be!
And to make it funnier, it was known as the demon hicky and I was known as "Holy Moley" cuz the guy I was with at the time went/goes by Jebus.

Are you sure it was a hickey -- and not cancer?

Scraggs

^^^ROFLMAO

ice ice baby, cold but it works!