Amz's Brick (was "Prison AKA Abu Ghraib AKA Camp X-Ray. Se[THREAD OF THE WEEK]

Justice for all · 06-09-2005 11:56pm #1

I am very concerned here. Two prisoners were yesterday banned/exexuted in the prison forum for simply airing their views. Themaverick was banned for airing certain views. When his cellmate Rickdangerous backed him up by conducting a dirty protest(a legitimate form of dissent) he was also banned.Both were banned and their protests erased. The public have a right to know what is happening. This is nothing short of a disgrace. Who so you think you are ? The U.S.A For shame

Free the Prison Two
Free the Prison Two

Amz · 06-09-2005 11:58pm

I love my brick!

billy the squid · 07-09-2005 12:00am

no fair, how come she got a brick and i didnt?

Boston · 07-09-2005 12:01am

Cause she has tits.

Rabies · 07-09-2005 12:04am

Heard bricks make nice pets.

Amz, how many times a week do you take it for walks?
Does it eat much?
I'm thinking about getting one, where can I find a good breeder?

billy the squid · 07-09-2005 12:05am

Justice for all wrote:

I am very concerned here. Two prisoners were yesterday banned/exexuted in the prison forum for simply airing their views. Themaverick was banned for airing certain views. When his cellmate Rickdangerous backed him up by conducting a dirty protest(a legitimate form of dissent) he was also banned.Both were banned and their protests erased. The public have a right to know what is happening. This is nothing short of a disgrace. Who so you think you are ? The U.S.A For shame

Free the Prison Two
Free the Prison Two

the maverick failed to endeer himself by poluting the wiki.

billy the squid · 07-09-2005 12:46am

Indestructible wrote:

This aint none of your business Billy the Squid, you asswipe. Piss off

ooooOOOOoooooh

we dont seem to be having problems registering now

Justice for me · 07-09-2005 1:19am

thats right Billy the S hit(see what I did there?). I'm not having any problems. and i'll carry on not having any problems until you give me (themaverick) my due on Biki. Now piss off ya caant

Talliesin · 07-09-2005 9:17am

Ah. I knew when I saw the nick "Justice For All" we'd end up banning him before his postcount made double figures.

Anyway, more important matters are at hand. Amz's brick.

Sarky · 07-09-2005 1:42pm

Hey, I have a brick too! Amz, we can race 'em!

07-09-2005 2:38pm

I just heard on the news that brick can be usd to build houses?

Is this true?

supersheep · 07-09-2005 2:41pm

Everyone knows houses are made from jam, turpentine, and emu spittle.
Building houses out of bricks? Pshaw. Next thing, you'll be saying the Wockshuttle Bird isn't the Presidential Toe-Clipper of Kashmir!

Sarky · 07-09-2005 5:15pm

I think we should all draw a picture of what we think Amz's brick looks like.

Here's mine! ^_^

I couldn't really get the hair right.

Matthewthebig · 07-09-2005 6:06pm

o
/|\ |||||
/\ Brick
Amz

supersheep · 07-09-2005 6:22pm

Amz is hiding behind the brick. If you look really close, you can see her/him/it/them/whatever.

Sarky · 08-09-2005 12:10am

That actually looks more like cake. That's no bad thing. I like cake.

amp · 08-09-2005 1:20am

This Thread delivers and is now [THREAD OF THE WEEK]. I will not sticky it as that seems to **** **** up and whatnot.

\BRICK/

koneko · 08-09-2005 10:36am

Nobody likes a complainer.

HEY AMP
WASSUP HOMIE

supersheep · 08-09-2005 10:52am

Sarky wrote:

That actually looks more like cake. That's no bad thing. I like cake.

That's true... Indeed, I have occasionally eaten cakes that tasted like bricks. Sometimes I get cake and I would prefer to be eating bricks. Not because I like eating bricks, mind you, but because it's bad cake... Although I wouldn't eat a brick, especially not Amz's brick. It's a very nice brick.

NotMe · 08-09-2005 11:14am

I ate a brick once.... or was it a cake?

supersheep · 08-09-2005 12:14pm

If it made your teeth hurt, it was probably a brick. If it tasted nice, it was probably a cake. But don't let Amz hear you ate a brick, or he/she/it/they/whatever may get annoyed...

amp · 08-09-2005 4:03pm

koneko wrote:

Nobody likes a complainer.

HEY AMP
WASSUP HOMIE

WORD TO YOUR MOTHER!

koneko · 08-09-2005 4:15pm

MY MOTHER SAYS SHE DOESN'T UNDERSTAND WHAT YOU'RE SAYIN, DOGG

Yo wassup everyone

Sarky · 08-09-2005 4:47pm

I'm home with my downies. Word.

amp · 08-09-2005 7:10pm

koneko wrote:

MY MOTHER SAYS SHE DOESN'T UNDERSTAND WHAT YOU'RE SAYIN, DOGG

Yo wassup everyone

'SPECT GIVEN! I BE ALL ABOUT THE GAT! 'RASENT ETC,

supersheep · 08-09-2005 8:55pm

Fo' sho'! Nuff! In a bit of my homie!
(I wish I could remember where I got that from. Some cakebrick to anyone who might know...)

09-09-2005 12:39am

omg!you guys remind me of tupac!his new song is brill!i cant wait to see him play live!!!!!loike best thang eva!

NotMe · 09-09-2005 8:26am

WORD! Can a homie get a liddle repect around here? AIGHT!

koneko · 09-09-2005 8:35am

amp wrote:

'SPECT GIVEN! I BE ALL ABOUT THE GAT! 'RASENT ETC,

TRUE DAT TRUE DAT
I'M JUST CHILLIN, HOMES

REST OF YALL DONT BE UP IN MY FACE WITH YO SHIAT

This is too much effort. I award this thread 3 stars out of 5.

NotMe · 09-09-2005 9:00am

3 out of 5? RESPECT BEEEYATCH!

koneko · 09-09-2005 10:10am

I GIVE JOO RESPECT IN YO FACE BIATCH
SMACKDOWN!!!

*hugs*

supersheep · 09-09-2005 10:39am

Only 3 outta 5? Fo' sho' biyatch, yo' goin' down! I'ma pop a cap in yo' ass, nuff! Word! Respec' is due!
In yo' mama's face!

Matthewthebig · 09-09-2005 12:29pm

Yizzle mizzle nizzles
fizzle shizzle

Talliesin · 09-09-2005 6:20pm

amp wrote:

This Thread delivers and is now [THREAD OF THE WEEK].

And he said I didn't understand Cuckoo's Nest.

Anyway, I want to know, is it a brick with:

no holes
3 big holes
3 big holes 8 little holes
A groove
Little plastic stubbies
Stickles

?

supersheep · 09-09-2005 7:00pm

That's a very important question. As far as I know, it's red... Other than that, only Amz knows, and he/she/it/they/whatever are not telling...

Matthewthebig · 09-09-2005 8:59pm

Talliesin wrote:

And he said I didn't understand Cuckoo's Nest.

Anyway, I want to know, is it a brick with:
no holes

3 big holes

3 big holes 8 little holes

A groove

Little plastic stubbies

Stickles

?

Its a magical brick so all of them

therecklessone · 09-09-2005 9:06pm

Sarky · 10-09-2005 7:14am

supersheep wrote:

Other than that, only Amz knows, and he/she/it/they/whatever are not telling...

Yeah, she's been very quiet since she kicked this thread off. VERY quiet indeed. What are you up to, Amzie, eh?

Matthewthebig · 10-09-2005 10:03am

Getting pleasured by said brick?

Sarky · 10-09-2005 10:26am

Or even better, she's gone off on an Amélie-style adventure.

When she comes back, I expect to see many pictures of Amz and Brick in various international locations.

Matthewthebig · 10-09-2005 10:33am

Right if we do not see said picture we have to annex her account you can me Samarkry and i'll be MoJuz. Its the only way we can be sure she'll do it!

Talliesin · 10-09-2005 11:21am

Sarky wrote:

Or even better, she's gone off on an Amélie-style adventure.

She has indeed, and she said she's bringing her brick with her.

Sarky · 10-09-2005 11:33am

*Anticipates Brick pictures. Possibly Brictures. I don't know. CHUT UP!*

supersheep · 10-09-2005 12:50pm

Oooh, that'd be great. Pictures of her and her brick, sunburnt, in various exotic locations. Like Alaska. And Kerry. And my fridge...

Talliesin · 10-09-2005 3:03pm

In its cage:

Enjoying its wheel:

Sarky · 10-09-2005 3:04pm

Wow, that brick has everything. It's very lucky Amz found it.

Talliesin · 10-09-2005 3:10pm

supersheep wrote:

If it made your teeth hurt, it was probably a brick. If it tasted nice, it was probably a cake. But don't let Amz hear you ate a brick, or he/she/it/they/whatever may get annoyed...

You need to cook them properly.

Don't place the brick straight onto the barbeque, or it won't be cooked through sufficiently.

Eating undercooked bricks can make you ill, and may even kill you!

Instead wrap it in tinfoil and place it on the barbeque like that for around 25-30 minutes:

Ensure that the brick is cooked through, and then take it out of the foil and place it on the barbeque grill for another few minutes to brown nicely and to get that nice barbeque flavour.

Serve with a fresh salad, a tangy sauce and some beer or red wine.

Sarky · 10-09-2005 3:13pm

That's barbaric! A brick, if properly cared for, will provide a lifetime of companionship and joy for you and your kids.

And their kids. And their kids. Bricks are usually very long-lived.

Talliesin · 10-09-2005 3:23pm

Having pets is all well and good, I mean, I wouldn't eat Amz's brick (not while she was looking anyway), but we're still above them in the foodchain.

It's no more barbaric for us to eat bricks than it is for bricks to eat gravel or roofing tiles.

supersheep · 10-09-2005 4:30pm

He has a point there. Still, bricks are something I would see as more of a pet... There's a huge colony of wild bricks in my garden, all sorts, including old wounded and broken bricks.

Talliesin · 10-09-2005 4:42pm

supersheep wrote:

He has a point there. Still, bricks are something I would see as more of a pet... There's a huge colony of wild bricks in my garden, all sorts, including old wounded and broken bricks.

That doesn't sound like they're very well cared for. It's one thing to eat a humanely-killed brick, another to keep them, supposedly as pets, and then neglect them.

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