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Get lost :mad:

Chad ghostal

will you validate my parking?

NotMe

NOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooooooOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooooooOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOooooooooOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOooooooooOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOooooooooooOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooooooooooOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooooooooooOOOoOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooooooooooooooooooOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooo

Chad ghostal

Cool your beans notme, ronoc's no doubt going to retract his statement..
and give us all cake

kawaii

I'm sure he's just letting out some reppressed feelings...

Now who would like a story?

ANarcho-Munk

Would anyone like some pie with that?

Chad ghostal

i'd like both please!!!! me first!!! me first!!!

OLDYELLAR

a story bout johnny magorey?

kawaii

Who so yes?!

Tomo... Ah am ver ver tah'd...

Le Rack

I love you all!

kawaii

I thought I was the only one...

I feel cheated...

Einstein

and we love you back racketeer

Le Rack

Yeah its true I am great!
Sorry Kawaii but didn't you know there was something up when I made you sleep on that rug while me and C took the bed...

kawaii

I didn't think you meant it...




I saw everything. PM me for pics.

Le Rack

ya did yeah!

kawaii

[psst]She took the left side[/psst]

Le Rack

the left side is my side and you know it!

kawaii

What a tramp.

Le Rack

thats why the LADY is a tramp...

kawaii

I'm not Sinatra...

So you're just a tramp.

Le Rack

fu(k you

kawaii

Who? Where?

Le Rack

you. now.

Le Rack

kawaii you've too many pms I can't reply!

kawaii

'and then he said 'fish over there'... or summat like dat...'

kawaii

She's trying to buy those pics off me btw...

Le Rack

weirdo

kawaii

That hurts

Femelade

ye are all very strange in here , but thats why i love ye all so dearly.

here, have some biscuits....they're yer favs!

kawaii

Banananana bikkies?

:mad:

NotMe

<- us
:mad: <- ronoc

<- us
<- ronoc

Femelade

kawaii wrote:

Banananana bikkies?

YES!

*passes around the banananana bikkies*

dont by shy, plenty to go around..

Rhyme

Are these more bananananay than the last ones?

ANarcho-Munk

/me bids 15 cent for kawaii's pics

amp

i SECRETLY WANT TO KILL ALL HUMANS

Pighead

I OPENLY WANT TO KILL ALL HUMANS
This is the second worst thread i have ever had the misfortune of reading and that even includes all the ****ty ones i've started.(Happy Unbirthday thread being the worst,that one made my blood boil)
C'mon lads and mainly lassies,put a bit of thought and effort into your posts,i double dare every one of you to start making sure every post has at least two lines worth of material in it.
I'm not angry i'm just trying to make the world a better place.

Pighead

Whats that Le Rack?This is the cuckoos nest and the posts are meant to be silly so what am i moaning about?
Ok buddy i'll tell you what i'm moaning about,The cuckoos nest is meant to be silly but silly can be funny as well you know,i want the type of silly that will leave me giggling like a little schoolgirl,i dont want silly that will leave me slitting my wrists like an adolescent schoolboy.
banana=silly what the hell are you babbling on about
slipping on a banana on purpose and falling in a comedic manner=silly ha ha,do it again that was brilliant and i love you very much
Lots of love Pighead

Mo Green

You're the angriest pig in the whole world. You're only in a cheery mood because you've been released back into the "pig" bad world. But surely "I openly want to kill all humans" is not going to go down well with your probation officer.

Must agree with you on the thread though.. worst thread ever!!!

Pighead

Listen Mo its like this,people say to me,Pighead why the fcuk do you go into the cuckoos nest if you know it'll make you angry,just go to the philosophy forum and stop your whining.What i say back to these people is,no i will not give up on these people that easily,these spammers have good hearts and i'm sure that given the right encouragement and advice they could turn out to be the best damn posters this boards website has ever seen.I am St Pigrick and i will convert these pagans and i will also drive all the snakes out of boards.Watch this space

Mo Green

Your spirit is admirable Mr. Pig but I fear you may be misguided. Maybe the cuckoos nest is the best place for you.

Pighead

Ah yes Mo,I see we have yet another non-believer in our midst.Don't worry Mo,Piggy will save your soul.
Now i must logoff

koneko

This thread is pants. End of message.

Please improve!

amp

By posting here I have removed the pants, metaphorically and litterally.

Any found posting to this thread with pants on will be banned.

Sarky

/me throws pants at Amp.

NotMe

/me removes pants
/me gets strange looks from co-workers
/me puts pants back on and leaves thread

Le Rack

oh hoh oh we can play the in my pants game! You have to end every sentence with "in my pants" it usually just turns into a big party in my pants though so fire away!

Matthewthebig

So pantsless eh?

/me scopes out Sarky's sexy legs

Le Rack

*gasp* he has a beard down there too!