Boards Beers, Meet the Freshers!

HappyCrackHead · 05-09-2005 10:22pm #1

Hey, i dont normally do this and considering ive only been to one boards beers i figured what the hell...

UCD boardsies SU BAR Sometime in next two weeks, i say next Friday, (the 16th i think) after we've all sunk back into lectures. Make it a Weekly Deally... or something.

Just a thought.

OH and bring FRESH MEET FOR THE GRINDER (ie freshers)

LovelyHurling · 05-09-2005 10:41pm

Someone on TCD boards called it Fock a Fresher Week... i think thats what we should refer to it as from now on!

05-09-2005 10:43pm

A good time to be a Fresher then.

It sounds like a good idea. Everyone's being saying that you should meet as many people in the first few weeks. This would be a good way to speed up the process.

Scraggs · 06-09-2005 12:14am

I wanna come!! It'll be weird to actually see what ye all are like in person...

Fock a Fresher is just sooo TCD
gotta think of a better name ....Puppy Walk?? [watchin way too many cop shows]
ok well plenty of time to think of somethin better
answers on a postcard and all that jazz...

rainbow kirby · 06-09-2005 12:24am

Feel A Little Fresher

rasher_b2 · 06-09-2005 1:54am

Scraggs wrote:

I wanna come!! It'll be weird to actually see what ye all are like in person...

Fock a Fresher is just sooo TCD
gotta think of a better name ....Puppy Walk?? [watchin way too many cop shows]
ok well plenty of time to think of somethin better
answers on a postcard and all that jazz...

Adopt A Fresher

HappyCrackHead · 06-09-2005 2:03am

cool so how do u all feel about... 12/1pm on friday the 16th of September? i've a class at 3 so.. but i'd come back for another drink afterwards... or is it two... anyway i'll find out.

HappyCrackHead · 06-09-2005 6:22am

and if anybody is interested, we could have an early beers this friday, ive got that drinking bug... not the one that causes flatuence... but im really psyched about going back to ucd, sad but true.

Riamfada · 06-09-2005 9:24am

LovelyHurling wrote:

Fock a Fresher

Count me in

arbeitsscheuer · 06-09-2005 9:50am

Actually I was reliably informed yonks ago that the term "F**k a Fresher" (not "Fock" as so many ppl seem to say. Fu*king philistines) refers to the Freshers' Ball, when pretty much anyone in the older years essentially just goes along to that end.

"Feel a Little Fresher" is a newer version of this. I think one of the big socs called one of their nights-out this, and got in trouble for it!

Sounds like C&E but I could be mistaken.

Anyway, I'm up for beerage, 16th September suits me, I'm all Boardsied out, what with the (best turnout ever) UCD beers two weeks ago, and the Trinity Beers last Sunday. I need some R&R tbh.

boneless · 06-09-2005 2:29pm

Can I go if I promise not to swap spits with Larryone again?? Pleeeease??? The Pixie People made me do it....

HappyCrackHead · 06-09-2005 3:49pm

anyone object to getting together nextfriday, the sixteenth, in the SU bar, usual place... someone explain where that is, im terrible with directions.

I'd Feel a lot fresher if i go out these clothes and into a dry martini...

Mr.Nice Guy · 06-09-2005 4:48pm

I would go to this. Fock yeah!

Kate_17 · 06-09-2005 5:37pm

I'm interested, don't know if I'll be around on 16th tho, have lectures until 3 and I'll prob be on bus back to Donegal afterwards.

HappyCrackHead · 06-09-2005 5:55pm

well kate, are u a fresher or what?

im putting myself out here as being a friend to all freshers!
i honestly dont know why im on such a trip about this, it'll probably burn out by friday... or not...

im gonna be around UCD probably be around every day next, i have the distinct advantage of having only 7hours of lectures. so im usually to be found either outside the arts cafe.

During the beers i'll be there from 12 till 2 and then 3 to 4, unfortunately ive stuff later that day. if u cant make it to the beers and ur feeling kinda... i dunno like a lamb at a beastiality conference... well then you probably cant miss me! this goes out to anyone... and everyone who's feeling lamb-ish.

Jonny Arson · 06-09-2005 8:17pm

Mr.Nice Guy wrote:

I would go to this. Fock yeah!

and hence the anti-climax when Mr.Nice Guy fails to show up!

I'll prob stroll along but I still havent got a clue about WTF I'm meant to be doing next week (where the f**k are my results!!!!! Grrrrrrrrrr, very angry Zane, grrrrrrrrrr :mad: ) so I can't guarantee anything but I'm always up for feeling/focking freshers........ the female variety of fresher though! :cool:

Ruskie4Rent · 06-09-2005 8:22pm

Whats with this obsession with feeling freshers. I don't know if its a good or a bad thing.

Mr.Nice Guy · 06-09-2005 8:22pm

Zane from MTV2 wrote:

and hence the anti-climax when Mr.Nice Guy fails to show up!

Well, I was going to give you some free condoms but after that smart arsed comment you can forget it!

LovelyHurling · 06-09-2005 8:28pm

Ruskie4Rent wrote:

Whats with this obsession with feeling freshers. I don't know if its a good or a bad thing.

What about Fornicating with Freshers
Going at it with a Fresher
Deflower a fresher

You guys may have had boards beers but what about boards orgies huh

arbeitsscheuer · 06-09-2005 8:30pm

Mr.Nice Guy wrote:

Well, I was going to give you some free condoms but after that smart arsed comment you can forget it!

What's smart arsed about it?

You never turn up for anything. Paddy Power has odds of 3-1 on that you don't actually exist, I've 10 euro riding on it.

arbeitsscheuer · 06-09-2005 8:31pm

LovelyHurling wrote:

You guys may have had boards beers but what about boards orgies huh

*Yawn*
You've just GOTTA be new. :rolleyes:

Jonny Arson · 06-09-2005 8:40pm

Mr.Nice Guy wrote:

Well, I was going to give you some free condoms but after that smart arsed comment you can forget it!

*tut*

BTW Seb I'm putting my entire college fees (2K) on 3-1 that Mr.Nice Guy won't show up at this!

Glennifer · 06-09-2005 8:40pm

Oh I may just roll along despite the fact I'm *supposed* to be in a lecture... Ah well Debs is Thurs day night I deserve some time off

(btw despite my user name I'm female!)

Ruskie4Rent · 06-09-2005 8:41pm

What about Fornicating with Freshers
Going at it with a Fresher
Deflower a fresher

You guys may have had boards beers but what about boards orgies huh

Em......will you be there?

Seriously though, WTF?

Mr.Nice Guy · 06-09-2005 8:46pm

SebtheBum wrote:

What's smart arsed about it?
You never turn up for anything. Paddy Power has odds of 3-1 on that you don't actually exist, I've 10 euro riding on it.

Hey I turned up once and the rest of you turned up late. I don't even know what you guys look like!

And I DO exist. To prove it, I've just jammed a rusty nail through my hand. There's blood everywhere.

Showed you.

LovelyHurling · 06-09-2005 8:48pm

Ruskie4Rent wrote:

Em......will you be there?

Seriously though, WTF?

Chillax it was A J-O-C-K, spells JOKE!

Jonny Arson · 06-09-2005 8:57pm

Mr.Nice Guy wrote:

Hey I turned up once and the rest of you turned up late. I don't even know what you guys look like!

And I DO exist. To prove it, I've just jammed a rusty nail through my hand. There's blood everywhere.

Showed you.

I don't know if it's me but does anyone else think that this is the type of reply that would come from a programmed robot? Same reply to this topic every time..... hmmmmmmmm

Mr.Nice Guy is a robot! :eek:

Mr.Nice Guy · 06-09-2005 9:00pm

Zane from MTV2 wrote:

I don't know if it's me but does anyone else think that this is the type of reply that would come from a programmed robot? Same reply to this topic every time..... hmmmmmmmm

Mr.Nice Guy is a robot! :eek:

I'm a Cybernetic organism. Uh, I mean...don't be silly Zanemeister. I'm so hip and human etc. Heh.

rainbow kirby · 06-09-2005 10:19pm

Ruskie4Rent wrote:

Whats with this obsession with feeling freshers. I don't know if its a good or a bad thing.

We have to break you guys in at some stage

HappyCrackHead · 06-09-2005 10:19pm

i see my once brilliant thread as cascaded into this...

oh well... yes come... we'll all feel a lot fresher with some drink down our guzzards and some good heardy talk... who am i kidding...

im just gonna get trashed before 20th century american foreign policy.. tis a joke anyway.

polar_bear · 06-09-2005 10:56pm

i'm not a fresher but i'd like to come.

tribulus · 06-09-2005 10:59pm

easy people or we'll scare them off!!!

ah seriously though any freshers should come along, never mind lectures, you *will* miss many more trust me

get acquainted with the student bar and hear stories from the days of yore....eh that's last year for me

polar_bear · 06-09-2005 11:02pm

yeah, what tribulus said, you sound very cliquey.

Dave! · 06-09-2005 11:46pm

Yeah, you're scaring us off!

tribulus · 06-09-2005 11:49pm

aw well blame MNG- the robot or angry zane

Apologies if older users sound cliquey, when you go you'll see it's not the case. I only went to my 1st boards beers the other week and everyone was cool, no huddled groups in the corner or anything

craiglen · 07-09-2005 12:20am

Down with cliques!

Jack Daniels and Milk all round!

Mr.Nice Guy · 07-09-2005 12:40am

tribulus wrote:

aw well blame MNG- the robot or angry zane Apologies if older users sound cliquey, when you go you'll see it's not the case. I only went to my 1st boards beers the other week and everyone was cool, no huddled groups in the corner or anything

So I'm a robot and you're the Hulk! We should team up and fight crime.

And yeah you guys do sound cliquey. :eek:

HappyCrackHead · 07-09-2005 1:05pm

yes it does seem rather clique-y.

i say come if you want to. it'll be good and u dont need just to be a fresher.

just come and chill... Mr.Nice Guy and Zane give it a rest eh... set up a seperate thread to verbally moelest eachother.

arbeitsscheuer · 07-09-2005 10:26pm

HappyCrackHead wrote:

yes it does seem rather clique-y..

Nah, we're not cliquey at all.
I mean, we even afforded Kevin_rc_ie the most affable hospitality possible at a boards beers a few weeks ago.
Not to mention blush_01, tribulus, larryone, Seraphina, etc... And of course, MNG didn't show up. Which reminds me...

A 100 euro note is lying at the centre of a crossroads. There are four roads leading to it. At each of these roads are, Santa Claus, God, Pat Paterson, and Mr. Nice Guy. Which gets to the 100 euro note first?

Pat Paterson.

Why?

BECAUSE THE OTHER THREE ARE ALL FIGMENTS OF YOU'RE F**KING IMAGINATION!!!!

...Ha, I've always wanted to make that joke apply to circumstances familiar to me...

HappyCrackHead · 07-09-2005 11:09pm

well paraphrased....

ghostchant · 07-09-2005 11:26pm

I'm gonna go to the next ucd beers cos last year didn't get to know anyone in college - only the people i knew beforehand, so this year I'm gonna make an effort...hopefully

HappyCrackHead · 07-09-2005 11:37pm

yeah that rocks man....woman...

come along next friday, should be fun?

arbeitsscheuer · 08-09-2005 12:14am

Ok...
*Puts on loud, authoritative voice*

EVERYONE, PAY ATTENTION!

Friday 16th September, Student Bar, UCD.

Boards Beers - Meet The Freshers (heh, I just got that)

COME ALONG OR DIE! (hmmm, maybe that's too strong)

COME ALONG OR... DO WHATEVER THE HELL YOU WANT WE DON'T MIND REALLY!
(yeah, that's about right)

HappyCrackHead · 08-09-2005 12:19am

bravo sebo... see i can rhyme too...

COME GET SMASHED!!!

Slippers · 08-09-2005 12:26am

"COME GET SMASHED!!!"

What's the boards' policy on people who don't drink?

arbeitsscheuer · 08-09-2005 12:28am

We love them too!

In fact I'm planning on givin' up the hooch sometime soon, probably in time for college, so the 16th will either be when I give up or the day before I give up.

Riamfada · 08-09-2005 12:30am

Slippers wrote:

"COME GET SMASHED!!!"

What's the boards' policy on people who don't drink?

here here. Those who drive!

Slippers · 08-09-2005 12:35am

nuts,
I wish I could drive.

and had a car.

Riamfada · 08-09-2005 12:40am

Dont want to be driving home at 2pm swerving all over the road in lunchtime traffic

rainbow kirby · 08-09-2005 12:41am

Just drink enough coke to make yourself overcaffeinated and bouncy

(erm... Pepsi... fecking Coke ban... GRR)

Stabshauptmann · 08-09-2005 12:54am

do my best to show up

Boards Beers, Meet the Freshers!

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