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qz · 2005-08-27 22:52:48

A broke blonde decides to ask God for help. "Dear Lord," she prays, "if I don't get some cash, I'm gonna lose everything. Please let me win the lottery." Lottery night comes, but the blonde doesn't win. She prays even harder, saying, "God, why have you forsaken me? My children are starving. Please just let me win this…

27-08-2005 10:52pm

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A broke blonde decides to ask God for help. "Dear Lord," she prays, "if I don't get some cash, I'm gonna lose everything. Please let me win the lottery."

Lottery night comes, but the blonde doesn't win. She prays even harder, saying, "God, why have you forsaken me? My children are starving. Please just let me win this once."

Suddenly there is a blinding flash of light, and the blonde hears God speak.

"Sweetheart, work with me on this," he says. "Buy a ticket."

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#2 27-08-2005 10:54pm

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haha...should i laugh.....who cares!i will!

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#3 27-08-2005 11:09pm

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it got a snigger out of me at least

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#4 28-08-2005 4:04am

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Goodshape wrote:

it got a snigger out of me at least

ah thats good... i like blonde jokes :-)

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#5 30-08-2005 7:11am

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hehe nice 1

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#6 30-08-2005 12:38pm

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Roffle

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#7 30-08-2005 12:40pm

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:d

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