SCI-FI MEGABLAST IN YOUR FACE! HO!

pe-pa-po · 27-08-2005 1:12pm #1

master bretek and t'leac against worf and general martok?

Pepe LeFrits · 27-08-2005 1:15pm

*cringe*

sutty · 27-08-2005 1:29pm

oh good feck... what the hell like?

Ro: maaan! · 27-08-2005 1:35pm

Heh.

aidan_walsh · 27-08-2005 1:37pm

Neither. The Tribbles and the Ewoks would team up and brutally slaughter them all before any such fight could take place.

toiletduck · 27-08-2005 1:44pm

pe-pa-po wrote:

master bretek and t'leac against worf and general martok?

does it really matter????

De Deraco · 29-08-2005 7:41pm

aidan_walsh wrote:

Neither. The Tribbles and the Ewoks would team up and brutally slaughter them all before any such fight could take place.

yeah but what if the Furlings got involved the tribbles and ewoks would have to step of before they got stepped on! :cool:

Catsmokinpot · 09-09-2005 4:05pm

the chicken, because it has no windscreen :rolleyes:

Lord Oz · 09-09-2005 6:52pm

pe-pa-po wrote:

t'leac

Lol.

pe-pa-po · 14-09-2005 10:13am

^^^
huh?

i think the klingons would win. although it would be a great fight. i wish they did a crossover series

trishw78 · 14-09-2005 11:52am

But you'd have to consider outside influences of the Delta quadrant, and Wormhole travel. Furlings might just be changlings, and what about the Nox and Wrath from the pegiesis galaxy

But the Klingons would still win even if they all died with honor

amp · 14-09-2005 12:02pm

My moneys on the Klingons due to their exo-skeleton and redundant organs. Sure, Jaffa have good healing powers thanks to the larval Goa'uld but I doubt that would help when there's a bat'leth stuck in your head.

Indeed.

koneko · 14-09-2005 2:04pm

Good god man, at least get it right, it's Teal'c

Lieutenant Colonel Sheppard, he'll kick all your asses and make many sarcastic comments while doing so.

trishw78 · 14-09-2005 2:20pm

Ah yes, but watch out for the Dominion, They'll come out fighting

amp · 14-09-2005 6:26pm

Dominion are pussies. Just take away the white and bingo, you've won. Sheppard would be hopelessly squished on while running around going "please please come back to SG1, I'm so scared on my own... wah wah!

PUTTING TEH BAND BACK 2GETHER!"

koneko · 14-09-2005 7:09pm

no way man that's Mitchell not Sheppard, you noob.

trishw78 · 15-09-2005 8:08am

there's only one way to settle this ...

Jaffa get your staff weapons...
Klingons get your bat'leths ...

There, there's the flaw a bit of metal against staff weapons plus the Goa'uld larval would infect the klingon and turn him into a Goa'uld

dudara · 16-09-2005 10:19am

Maybe the larvae would prefer klingon hosts. Humans are only the second host to the gao'uld

*adele* · 16-09-2005 5:31pm

Em i think i would

jezza · 16-09-2005 5:51pm

Im good at fighting too

amp · 16-09-2005 7:00pm

koneko wrote:

PUTTING ZE BAND BACK 2 GETH R!

My favourite film is Star Wars: The Wrath of Kahn, as directed by William "Yoda" Shatner. In it Dr Samuel Beckett - Medicine Woman plays Doctor Who while leaping from place to place in his Tardis hoping each leap is the leap home.

IT'S BEEN A LONG ROAD! GETTING FROM STARGATE TO STARGATE! IT'S BEEN A LONG ASTEROID BUT JANEWAYS FINALLY HERE! AND IF I FIND A WAY TO DEFEAT THE CYLONS I WILL BE OK.

I'VE GOT TRIBBLES! i've got tribbles!

Straight to the ORAC!

SO SAY WE ALL! Y'ALL!

Sarky · 16-09-2005 7:16pm

The Klingons would break the Jaffa in two. And feast on the smashing orangey bit inside.

amp · 16-09-2005 7:24pm

Chad ghostal · 18-09-2005 4:25am

Do jaffa cakes really lead to enlightenment?
who needs the infinite wisdom and compansion of genisha when you have jaffa cakes ..rIght?

Terran · 04-10-2005 3:47pm

Klingons would tr0wn them.

No seriously though, this thread is awfully stupid. There's no way those characters could interact, they don't exist in each others respective universes.

funk-you · 04-10-2005 11:39pm

The jaffa would win hands down, they've got the speed agility and cunning the klingons lack. the klingons would just rush in head first with pure aggression and rage whereas the jaffa would use their age and experience and years of training and meditation to kick their asses. its like putting mike tyson up against a shaolin monk.

Chad ghostal · 05-10-2005 4:48am

My therapist says having sex with the t.v. is physically dangerous

Undergod · 05-10-2005 6:55pm

Goku, Goan, and Goten would beat all of them. And they don't need to feed on the orangey souls of Jaffa to gain their power, thanks to King Kai's training.

Sarky · 06-10-2005 12:40am

Do you even pay attention to a typical episode of Dragonball Z?

It consists of 15 minutes of terrible trash-talking along the lines of "I'll get you, yellow-haired guy #2!"

"No you won't, yellow-haired guy #1, as I am more powerful than you!"

Then comes 15 minutes of powering up some pathetic technique that has a ridiculous name. Then He fires it off, and you tune in next week to see that the damn thing missed and took out a nearby planet, or it hit and the target ends up with a light bruise.

RopeDrink · 06-10-2005 12:48am

You do realise that the Orc(k)'s in pretty much anything would trounce... Well, pretty much anything? Anywhere? They know how to party, how to sever limbs slowly and painfully (Screw quick and effectively), they'll WAAGGGHHHH in yore face and pillage your local star port...

...Once they build a means to go into space, of course (But that only applies to the LOTR 'Orcs', as the rest clearly dominate space with their hyper green skinned 'Ork' orgy baby making party dances)...

Or something...

Sarky · 06-10-2005 1:17am

Dey'z big an' green, not small an' pink like humies!

Undergod · 06-10-2005 12:30pm

Sarky wrote:

Do you even pay attention to a typical episode of Dragonball Z?

It consists of 15 minutes of terrible trash-talking along the lines of "I'll get you, yellow-haired guy #2!"

"No you won't, yellow-haired guy #1, as I am more powerful than you!"

Then comes 15 minutes of powering up some pathetic technique that has a ridiculous name. Then He fires it off, and you tune in next week to see that the damn thing missed and took out a nearby planet, or it hit and the target ends up with a light bruise.

Like when Frieza(?) destroyed Namek.
"This planet will die soon"

Five halfhour episodes later
"This planet is stronger than I thought"

The orks, in enough numbers would end anything. And they never lose.

If we win we win. If we die we die. If we run away we can always come back for anuvver go so it don't count as losin.

koneko · 06-10-2005 12:51pm

Dragonball Z is pure uncut sh!t and does not belong in this thread.

Orcs ftw. THE BOYZ. They're a powerful foe *and* funny.

HALLOWED ARE THE ORI

Shabadu · 06-10-2005 1:07pm

;_;

I just read this thread and saw this:

amp wrote:

My favourite film is Star Wars: The Wrath of Kahn,

Now I feel like I have to change my tagline in case people think i'm stalking you.

Which i'm not.

>_>
<_<

Orcs suck bum, btw. They never win! And seriously, if anyone brings up elves I *will* stab them.

koneko · 06-10-2005 1:47pm

Orcs win all the time, zerg zerg zerg. Plus they have those armadillo type of animals that go around stomping on people.

And individual orcs win becuase they make jokes like "I love you like a fat kid loves cake"

(omgs totally mixing games here and it's not even scifi anymore but I don't care)

Sarky · 06-10-2005 3:44pm

Orkz iz neva beat in a scrap!

Red wunz go fasta!

Mekboyz iz da greasy bodgerz! " 'ere ta fix yer gubbinz!"

Eh, and so on.

koneko · 06-10-2005 5:06pm

I like your style, Sarky, you're on my Christmas-Card-List

Sarky · 06-10-2005 5:14pm

\o/

/me begins chanting " 'ere we go, 'ere we go. 'ere we go" while firing weapons wildly into the air

koneko · 06-10-2005 5:15pm

/me backs away veeeery slowly

amp · 06-10-2005 5:21pm

Light be with you.

trishw78 · 08-10-2005 2:12pm

look everyone knows that the only ones that suck bum are the Scarans...

Chad ghostal · 09-10-2005 5:05am

should i bring out the flaming sharks?

RopeDrink · 09-10-2005 5:40am

Elves are overated lanky ponces who couldn't swing a stick in a breeze, so they go around twanging their bows and flicking their stupid hair. Orks are the ugly and proud ****ers who'll gladly swing a twig in a breeze, then ram it up Elvish arse. Respec' to da Ork'z, coz dey's da biggest! Dwarves are cool, in the sense that they're just midget Ork's in a squashed humie body, and have an unhealthy fascination with 'Gold 'Gold 'Gold 'Gold 'Gold...

I'm trying very very hard not to quote the Killa Kan's from Dawn Of War... God I love them... However, all the peon races mentioned in this thread get shat on by Squiggoth on a daily basis.

"Shoot... Stomp... Smash... Chop..."

Sarky · 10-10-2005 6:13pm

Dey kall me Stompy!

RopeDrink · 10-10-2005 6:40pm

"Earrghh... Which button makes dis fing goe?"

(Bah, just got Winter Assault today, too. Been playing it for ages. Nyom.)

Sarky · 10-10-2005 6:44pm

Soon it shall be mine, and when it is mine, I shall be the one to whom it belongs, and it shall then belong to me, for I am MO-JO JOJO!

Undergod · 10-10-2005 7:27pm

I miss that cartoon.

Elves = bad. In fact TOlkien derivatives = bad. But elves equal BAD.

Cy_Revenant · 12-10-2005 2:29pm

If just read a thread move from Stargate to Startrek to DBZ to LOTR to Warhammer DOW to Winter Assault and I just have one thing to add.

Thundercats would whip all of their behinds! :cool:

Sarky · 12-10-2005 3:59pm

Er, no.

Thundercats is a cross between furries and Superfriends.

Miserable **** can't even get their villains, they just let them go over and over again, and then tell themselves how sodding lucky they have friends.

Unmitigated poo.

Undergod · 12-10-2005 6:51pm

I onlhy have the vaguest recollections of that show... the opening sequence had a red background? and I remember what i thought was a jungle. Bear in mind I was unlikely any older than four.

Shabadu · 13-10-2005 9:11am

The only good things about Thundercats were the theme tune and the furry boobs.

SCI-FI MEGABLAST IN YOUR FACE! HO!

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