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Chinese Wedding Night

  • 26-08-2005 11:22pm
    #1
    Liffeyman
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 144 ✭✭


    Chinese Wedding Night


    A Chinese couple gets married and she's a virgin. Truth be told, he's not
    too experienced either. On the wedding night, she cowers naked under
    the sheets as her husband undresses. He climbs in next to her and tries to be reassuring.

    "My darring" he says, "I know dis yo firss time and you berry
    frighten. I pomise you, I give you anyting you want, I do anyting juss anyting you want."

    "Whatchou want?" he says, trying to sound experienced, which he
    hopes will impress his virgin bride. A thoughtful silence follows
    and he waits patiently (and eagerly) for her request.
    She eventually replies shyly and unsure,

    "I want to try somethin I have heard about . . . numbaa 69 please."

    More thoughtful silence, this time from him. Eventually, in a
    puzzled tone he queries . . .

    "You want . . . Beef wiff Broccori?"


Comments

  • #2
    Hagar
    Closed Accounts Posts: 16,793 ✭✭✭✭Hagar


    Heard it before but still very funny. :D


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