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2 penguins in a bath....

  • 25-08-2005 8:26pm
    #1
    slavetothegrind
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,789 ✭✭✭


    Two nuns in a bath.
    The first one says " where's the soap?"
    The second one replies " It does! Doesn't it!"
    :eek:


Comments

  • #2
    jellie
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,503 ✭✭✭✭jellie


    i dont get it.. :confused:


  • #3
    slavetothegrind
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,789 ✭✭✭slavetothegrind


    Say it out loud to your self....
    and slowly.
    More of an aural gag!!!


  • #4
    StupidLikeAFox
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,745 ✭✭✭StupidLikeAFox


    nope, not happenin, whats it supposed to sound like


  • #5
    slavetothegrind
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,789 ✭✭✭slavetothegrind


    OK
    Think dirty!!!


  • #6
    grimloch
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,688 ✭✭✭grimloch


    My family thinks I'm a bit strange now as I'm out here effectively talking to myself. Elaboration please. :)

    EDIT:Are we having our legs pulled on this one?


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  • #7
    slavetothegrind
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,789 ✭✭✭slavetothegrind


    Joke effectively killed by explaination but here goes....
    Second nun engaged in forbidden activity?
    ;);););) :eek:


  • #8
    Goodshape
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,488 ✭✭✭Goodshape


    but "where's the soap?" ?

    I don't get it either.


  • #9
    jellie
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,503 ✭✭✭✭jellie


    WTF... :confused:


  • #10
    grimloch
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,688 ✭✭✭grimloch


    I must be extra slow today as I'm still at a loss to what's going on.


  • #11
    thejovialhost
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 345 ✭✭thejovialhost


    Worst.Joke.Ever.


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  • #12
    slavetothegrind
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,789 ✭✭✭slavetothegrind


    In a bid to prove im not insanely debilitated humour wise...

    Second nun is using said soap to pleasure herself,
    "tis a play on words
    Apologies.

    Won't happen again!

    Not tonight anyway!

    Maybe...


  • #13
    jellie
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,503 ✭✭✭✭jellie


    Eve e wrote:
    wears down the soap.

    ah. at least some1 could explain it properly.

    crap


  • #14
    aidan_walsh
    Closed Accounts Posts: 17,208 ✭✭✭✭aidan_walsh


    Jokes that require lateral thinking are rarely jokes at all.


  • #15
    cornbb
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,790 ✭✭✭cornbb


    I got it. Its not *that* funny


  • #16
    TheIrishGrover
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,217 ✭✭✭TheIrishGrover


    joeclif wrote:
    In a bid to prove im not insanely debilitated humour wise...

    Second nun is using said soap to pleasure herself,
    "tis a play on words
    Apologies.

    Won't happen again!

    Not tonight anyway!

    Maybe...
    I thought it was funny. Haven't heard it meself in years..

    Flasher jumps out infront of 3 80 year old women. 2 had a stroke... The 3rd couldn't reach


  • #17
    thejovialhost
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 345 ✭✭thejovialhost


    Good not like the other 'alleged' joke :D


  • #18
    EFC-4eva
    Closed Accounts Posts: 204 ✭✭EFC-4eva


    ???sense it makes not


  • #19
    MarkR
    Moderators, Regional Midwest Moderators Posts: 11,183 Mod ✭✭✭✭MarkR


    Is it a play on the word "where"?

    Or maybe it's a nun thing! :D


  • #20
    BrokenArrows
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,501 ✭✭✭BrokenArrows


    MarkR wrote:
    Is it a play on the word "where"?

    Or maybe it's a nun thing! :D

    It is a play on the word "Where's".
    If you pronunce the word "where" too correctly it doesnt work.
    Replace "where's" with "wear's".

    Wear's the soap.

    It does......


  • #21
    c - 13
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,584 ✭✭✭c - 13


    Thank you to the poster who FINALLY managed to explain that joke -

    People have been telling that one for years and would never explain it.


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  • #22
    Gilgamesh
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,239 ✭✭✭Gilgamesh


    MAn you should be banned for frying my brain like that in the morning and then the actual joke it sh!te too, ;)


  • #23
    Hagar
    Closed Accounts Posts: 16,793 ✭✭✭✭Hagar


    Clever joke. Not overly funny but clever. :)


  • #24
    Naos
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,738 ✭✭✭Naos


    I got it.. Then realised it wasnt funny... Then I read through the other 22 posts.

    Now I realise that I have spent 2 minutes of my life reading the worst joke ever, ever now, and about 1 minute thinking and writing a reply..

    Im going to get something to eat now, I hope when I return the Humour forum is graced with, well, humour frankly.


  • #25
    mad m
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,016 ✭✭✭mad m


    TheIrishGrover wrote:
    Flasher jumps out infront of 3 80 year old women. 2 had a stroke... The 3rd couldn't reach


    Now that was funny.


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