Boards conspiracy: Bubbles

BlitzKrieg

inspired by this thread:http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=292043



Reading the numerous accounts of bubbles from different users, i must question the existence of Bubbles. Users cannot even agree on its sex let alone its actions over the past number of years.

So what is bubbles? A deterrent? A diversion? A ploy by the powers of boardsie to stop dangerous muppets (not stupid ones) from actually risking the forums fragile stability by using a fictionary character (Bubbles) as the already established trouble maker, many muppets wont bother trying to hijack the irc channel or a spamfest as Bubbles has already done it...So BIG that they could never compete.


A diversion, reguler boardsie users need both function and community to enjoy the forum, while the numerous specific forums apply the function, Bubbles fills in a vital element of the community...the anti christ. the moral line that a boardsie would have to cross to become a muppet.

The existence of bubbles is questioned, as it is such an ingenius prankster that different people have appeared as it, both male and female.

http://www.boards.ie/wiki/index.php/Bubbles
THen the mythic elements, the near impossible pranks she has achieved with little reprecautions from them. Sure it has been banned numerous times but it has never achieved the same scale punishment from admins as other lessor muppets.




So is Bubbles real? Is there more then one Bubbles? Is it a state of mind of pure arrogence?

the questions are here and the answersare out there!

billy the squid

no conspiracy, he does exist. he is just an individual with more time and money than sense.

BlitzKrieg

can you prove it though?

Chong

"He" claims to have more than 1000 accounts but he cant post here till December the 16th 2005 because of deal done with DeVore. Boston is also Bubbles, Liouville is Boston so what does that tell ya.

BlitzKrieg

that the admins at the moment cannot be arsed to come up with some fresh material so have created this *deal* to explain bubbles silence at the moment on boards itself, and they take turns pretending to be him on irc...(puts on tinfoil hat)

Chong

I was talkin to man himself supposedly last night on irc , but bubbs you can never be sure. Boards has been so different in way since his absense.

aidan_walsh

I always thought Bubbles was an experimental, intelligent IRC bot that went wrong after it figured out how to connect to the boardsie database...

Chong

The bot word has been bounced around a lot lately , excuse my ignorance but could you explain this.

BlitzKrieg

but you cant be 100% it was bubbles...it could have been ecksor pretending to be bubbles or devore...or even cloud! Its all just too conveniant ahhh!!!

Chong

Bubbles hates Ecksor.

Ecksor hates Bubbles.

Bubbles Loves DeVore.

DeVore Loves Bubbles.

Bubbles Loves Cloud.

Cloud Hates Bubbles.

BlitzKrieg

bot =automated program in irc that respons to specific phrases etc, appears as another user. like in some online computer games.

Chong

The Bubbles which was on last night was no bot, because his comments were no way automated. There definitely is a conspiracy afoot here.

OFDM

I searched through some old posts and it seems that a lot of people think Bubbles is an account used by all the admins to mess with our heads. That's why his strange behaviour (behaviour that would get an ordinary user banned in no time) was "tolerated" for so long.

BlitzKrieg

WDK wrote:

Bubbles hates Ecksor.

Ecksor hates Bubbles.

Bubbles Loves DeVore.

DeVore Loves Bubbles.

Bubbles Loves Cloud.

Cloud Hates Bubbles.

people would question a troublemaker if he didnt have some *rougish* relationship with the admins, hence they frabicated this complicated relationship.

like for example.

BlitzKrieg hates jengobooboo

Jengobooboo loves BlitzKrieg.

-jengobooboo doesnt exist, but i can pretend he does and complain and whine about how he leaves the toilet seat up and eats all the cheerios.

now apply to boardsie as something which might have started as a running joke.

Or even more bizarrily there was a bubbles but it has left us years ago and any problem is blamed on it like how Al quieda is blamed for all the terrorism by media.

Chong

Spot OFDM I reckon you have hit the nail on the head, but there is more also to this Bubbles-->Boston-->Liouville Link.

billy the squid

Bubbles Loves Cloud.

Cloud Hates Bubbles.

nothing more depressing than unrequited love

Polly19

Unfortunally Bubbles is real

BlitzKrieg

billy tell us everything you know about the creature known as bubbles...have you ever seen it? do you have pictures? when did you firs see it?

Chong

He is a heavy bloke with glasses blitzie

BlitzKrieg

so you have personnally met him? where? when? how?

Mimikyu

This post has been deleted.

Chong

No no not the admins but DeVore on his own .

billy the squid

all you need to know is in the wiki under [wiki]bubbles[/wiki]

more of a legend than conspiracy.

moving to more appropriate forum.

Chong

Well at least you didnt bin it.

BlitzKrieg

There Is No Bubbles!

Chong

Explain??

BlitzKrieg

i already have...he was created by the powers to control us.

Sarky

There's a little Bubbles in all of us.

This is because he sneaks into your room while you sleep and violates you.

Chong

Thats stupid did you get talking to sutty.

BlitzKrieg

no he held up well against my star trek interrogations.

THERE ARE FIVE LIGHTS!

Chong

Five lights what?

BlitzKrieg

*sigh*


your not a very good nerd are you?


ahh well


I will search till the ends of the earth (just pass the front lawn) for the truth behind bubbles.



though i think aliens are involved...and of course Ecksor's one of them.

NotMe

Let's have a bubbles party...
/me gets washing up liquid and water

BlitzKrieg

tsk tsk...thers no conspiracy in washing up liquid and water!

now if you got CIA washing up liquid and irradiated water...then we can have a bubbles party.


I'm onto you Bubbles!

angry_fox

Thought Bubbles was an NSA agent used to infiltrate the boards.ie community.

sanncoo

I thought Bubbles was Michael Jackson's Monkey...boy was I wrong!!!!

angry_fox

sanncoo wrote:

I thought Bubbles was Michael Jackson's Monkey...boy was I wrong!!!!

How were you wrong???? Does bubbles like Jesus Juice i wonder??

Shabadu

Bubbles is NOT BOSTON OR LIOUVILLE

I've met Boston. He is NOT Bubbles.

He sold Bubbles his Boston account for a while.

Matthewthebig

Yeah Boston is a much nicer guy

zing

amp

Hi Bubbles!

Fobia

Bubbles is real alright, and he's not very good at quake. Hi bubbles!

Diarmsquid

Work with me here...

WDK wrote:

Bubbles Loves Cloud.

Cloud Hates Bubbles.

Perhaps Bubbles now hates Cloud since Cloud hates Bubbles.

Matthewthebig's profile wrote:

Occupation:
cloud hunter

Maybe he means hunting (or annoying) Cloud, the admin.

and...

amp wrote:

Hi Bubbles!

and

Fobia wrote:

Bubbles is real alright, and he's not very good at quake. Hi bubbles!

Thgis would lead me to believe that Bubbles just posted in the thread, which Matthewthebig just did...

Therefore Matthewthebig = Bubbles!!!

Chong

Diarmsquid wrote:

Work with me here...



Perhaps Bubbles now hates Cloud since Cloud hates Bubbles.


Maybe he means hunting (or annoying) Cloud, the admin.

and...
and


Thgis would lead me to believe that Bubbles just posted in the thread, which Matthewthebig just did...

Therefore Matthewthebig = Bubbles!!!

Oh so very wrong my friend.

BlitzKrieg

Therefore Matthewthebig = Bubbles!!!

maybe bubbles is some sort of parasite that travels through boardsie and possesses users for short periods of time...but how? is it like the ring, you look at goatsie and in 7 days you will be possessed by bubbles?

Exit

So, whatever happened to the Bubbles forum?

zAbbo

Bubbles is a great guy, read more about his adventures here - http://www.quake.ie/comments.asp?item=1878

edibility

*quietly falls over laughing*

He's real alright, trust me. Quite a pleasant and civilised guy in the flesh too. Far nicer than MatthewTheBig or Boston tbh :P

johnny_ultimate

He's returned to boards!! Check out the bizarre spamminng thread +1 in newbies / faq last night!

Boston

edibility wrote:

*quietly falls over laughing*

He's real alright, trust me. Quite a pleasant and civilised guy in the flesh too. Far nicer than MatthewTheBig or Boston tbh :P

Your signature is to big. Also I gave you hot sexors and this is how you repay me. Sigh

DeVore

I created him. And I would have gotten away with it too, if it wasnt for you pesky kids.

DeV.

Kolodny

"Why...it's Old Man Bubbles, from the Arcade!"