HEY!! Pefecto song about ex boyfriends and ex best friends..add yer own!

jezza

Intro]
{Puke noises}
There I go...
Thinkin' of you again...

[Chorus]
You don't know how sick you make me,
You make me ****in' sick to my stomach,
Everytime I think of you I puke. {Next line starts at puke}
puke must just not know (uououououououoh),
You may not think you do but you do,
Everytime I think of you I puke {1st verse starts when Em sings "puke" again}

[Verse 1]
I was gonna take the time to sit down and write you a little poem,
But off of the dome would probably be a little more,
More suitable for this type of song (woah).
I got a million reasons off the top of my head that I can think of,
Sixteen bars just ain't enough to put some ink to,
So **** it, I'ma start right here, I'll just be briefer,
'bout to rattle off some other reasons.
I knew I shouldn't go and get another tattoo,
Of you on my arm, but what do I go and do?
I go and get another one, now I got two, oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo.
Now I'm sittin here, with your name on my skin,
I can't believe I went and did that stupid **** again,
My next girlfriend, now her name's gotta be Kim, shii-ii-ii-ii-ii-iit.
If you only knew how much I hated you,
For every-mother****in'-thing you ever put us through,
Then I wouldn't be standin' here cryin'over you
boo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-hoo.

[Chorus]
You don't know how sick you make me,
You make me ****in' sick to my stomach,
Everytime I think of you I puke. {Next line starts at puke}
puke must just not know (uououououououoh),
You may not think you do but you do,
Everytime I think of you I puke {2nd verse starts when Em sings "puke" again}

[Verse 2]
I was gonna take the time to sit down and write you a little letter,
But I thought a song would probably be a little better,
Instead of a letter, that you probably just shred up (yeah).
I stumbled on your picture yesterday and it made stop and think of,
How much of a waste it'd be for me to put some ink to,
A stupid piece of paper, I'd rather let you see how,
Much I ****in' hate you in a freestyle.
You're a ****in' cokehead slut I hope you ****in' die,
you get to hell and satan sticks a needle in your eye,
I hate you ****in' ****, you ****in' slut I hope you die, die-ie-ie-ie-ie-ie-ie.
But please don't get me wrong, I'm not bitter or mad,
It's not that I still love you, it's not 'cause I want you back,
It's just that when I think of you it makes me wanna yack ,aa-aa-aa-aa-aa-aa-acK.
But what else can I do, I haven't got a clue,
Now I guess I just move on, I have no choice but to,
But everytime I think of you now all I wanna do
Is puu-uu-uu-uu-uu-uuke

[Chorus]
You don't know how sick you make me,
You make me ****in' sick to my stomach,
Everytime I think of you I puke. {Next line starts at puke}
puke must just not know (uououououououoh),
You may not think you do but you do,
Everytime I think of you I puke {Outro starts when Em sings "puke" again}

[Outro]
{Puke noises again }
God damn it
****in' bitch

ANarcho-Munk

rofl how long it take you to write that or did ya write it at all?

jezza

Lol...Its how I feel but I didnt write it. I copyed and pasted

Sarky

Needs more zombies. And robots.

pwd

go and get another one, now I got two, oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo.
Now I'm sittin here, with your name on my skin,
I can't believe I went and did that stupid **** again,
My next girlfriend, now her name's gotta be Kim, shii-ii-ii-ii-ii-iit.

funniest eminem lyrics ever imo

here is an ode to my ex:

I'm going to kill you you lying spoilt bitchI'm going to kill you you lying spoilt bitch
I'm going to kill you you lying spoilt bitch
I'm going to kill you you lying spoilt bitch
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I'm going to kill you you lying spoilt bitch
I'm going to kill you you lying spoilt bitch

jezza

I hate yer lying cheating stinking ass and I cant believe i ever let you near me. Easy known we met in the dark you ugly ****er

Le Rack

I want you to know that I’m happy for you
I wish nothing but the best for you both
An older version of me
Is she perverted like me
Would she go down on you in a theater
Does she speak eloquently
And would she have your baby
I’m sure she’d make a really excellent mother

’cause the love that you gave that we made
Wasn’t able to make it enough for you to be open wide, no
And every time you speak her name
Does she know how you told me you’d hold me
Until you died, ’til you died
But you’re still alive

Chorus:
And I’m here to remind you
Of the mess you left when you went away
It’s not fair to deny me
Of the cross I bear that you gave to me
You, you, you oughta know

You seem very well, things look peaceful
I’m not quite as well, I thought you should know
Did you forget about me mr. duplicity
I hate to but you in the middle of dinner
It was a slap in the face how quickly I was replaced
Are you thinking of me when you **** her

’cause the love that you gave that we made
Wasn’t able to make it enough for you to be open wide, no
And every time you speak her name
Does she know how you told me you’d hold me
Until you died, ’til you died
But you’re sill alive

Repeat chorus

’cause the joke that you laid in the bed that was me
And I’m not gonna fade
As soon as you close your eyes and you know it
And every time I scratch my nails down someone else’s back
I hope you feel it...well can you feel it



theres a lot of angst in the singers voice and the lyrics just remind me so much of my ex

pwd

ben folds is good too:

Song For The Dumped
From the album Whatever And Ever Amen (1997)

So you wanted to take a break
Slow it down some, and have some space,
Well, f*ck you, too
Give me my money back,
Give me my money back, you bitch
I want my money back
And don't forget,
And don't forget
to give me back my black tee shirt

I wish I hadn't bought you dinner
Right before you dumped me on your front porch

Give me my money back,
Give me my money back, you bitch
I want my money back
And don't forget,
And don't forget
to give me back my black tee shirt
Hey, hey...

So you wanted to take a break,
Slow it down some, and have some space...

Give me my money back,
Give me my money back, you bitch
I want my money back
And don't forget...


Return to Ben Folds Five Lyrics

melekalikimaka

I've got a brand new girlfriend, she is so lovely lovely,
I've got a brand new ex girlfriend,
she is so fat and ugly

amp

Hey! Macarena!

Femelade

jezza wrote:

Lol...Its how I feel but I didnt write it. I copyed and pasted

whats the name of the song.
i like it!
i like it alot

Femelade

Im sick of always hearing,
All the sad songs on the radio
All day, It is there to remind an over sensitive guy,
That he's lost and alone, Yeah.

I hate our favourite resturant, our favourite movie, our favorite show,
We would stay up all through the night,
We would laugh and get high,
And never answer the phone.

I can't forgive,
Can't forget,
Can't give in what went wrong,
Cause' you said this was right,
You ****ed up my life.

Im sick of always hearing,
Sappy love songs on the radio,
This place is ****ing cursed in it's plague,
And I can't ever escape when my heart it explodes.

I can't forgive,
Can't forget,
Can't give in what went wrong,
Cause' you said this was right,
You ****ed up my life.

Im kicking, out fiercly of the world around me,
What went wrong (x4)

Im kicking.

Sarky

Ooo, Eee, Ooo Ah ah, ting, tang, wallawallabingbang

angeldelight

"Liar liar pants on fire!"

Dizzyblabla

The end of the something i did not want to end,
Begining of hard times to come.
But something that was not meant to be is done,
And this is the start of what was.

Sarky

ONE! Look for a safe place.

TWO! Don't hurry, stop and wait.

THREE! Look all around and listen, before you cross the road, remember:

Four! Let all the traffic past you,

FIVE! Then walking straight across, you:

SIX! KEEP WATCHING!

That's the Safe Cross Code.

wayfarer

I love you,
You love me...

amp

This song will be forever dedicated to one of the happiest days of my life. Strangely I only just remembered this while watching ads for Sky's latest re-catagorisation of their outdated movie collection. I give you Nina Simones beautiful rendition of Feeling Good:

Birds flying high you know how I feel
Sun in the sky you know how I feel
Reeds driftin’ on by you know how I feel

(refrain:)
It’s a new dawn
It’s a new day
It’s a new life
For me
And I’m feeling good

Fish in the sea you know how I feel
River running free you know how I feel
Blossom in the tree you know how I feel

(refrain)

Dragonfly out in the sun you know what I mean, don’t you know
Butterflies all havin’ fun you know what I mean
Sleep in peace when day is done
That’s what I mean

And this old world is a new world
And a bold world
For me

Stars when you shine you know how I feel
Scent of the pine you know how I feel
Oh freedom is mine
And I know how I feel

Dizzyblabla

amp.. you just made me smile.. I love that song.. thanks for cheering up my day!

amp

Cheering you up has cheered me up. I love that song because it was for some reason the first song I heard after waking up on a sunny day and realising I was in love with someone I had only just met.

Good times

Le Rack

The "sunshine lollypops" song, Monty Python's Always look on the bright side of life and Wacko Jacko's Thriller always remind me of someone great so mneh...