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  • 18-08-2005 11:07am
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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 39,691 ✭✭✭✭KevIRL


    Spam


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,163 ✭✭✭✭danniemcq


    Man (Eric Idle): You sit here, dear.
    Wife (Graham Chapman in drag): All right.
    Man (to Waitress): Morning!
    Waitress (Terry Jones, in drag as a bit of a rat-bag): Morning!
    Man: Well, what've you got?
    Waitress: Well, there's egg and bacon; egg sausage and bacon; egg and spam;
    egg bacon and spam; egg bacon sausage and spam; spam bacon sausage
    and spam; spam egg spam spam bacon and spam; spam sausage spam spam
    bacon spam tomato and spam;
    Vikings (starting to chant): Spam spam spam spam...
    Waitress: ...spam spam spam egg and spam; spam spam spam spam spam spam baked
    beans spam spam spam...
    Vikings (singing): Spam! Lovely spam! Lovely spam!
    Waitress: ...or Lobster Thermidor a Crevette with a mornay sauce served in a
    Provencale manner with shallots and aubergines garnished with
    truffle pate, brandy and with a fried egg on top and spam.
    Wife: Have you got anything without spam?
    Waitress: Well, there's spam egg sausage and spam, that's not got much spam in
    it.
    Wife: I don't want ANY spam!
    Man: Why can't she have egg bacon spam and sausage?
    Wife: THAT'S got spam in it!
    Man: Hasn't got as much spam in it as spam egg sausage and spam, has it?
    Vikings: Spam spam spam spam (crescendo through next few lines)
    Wife: Could you do the egg bacon spam and sausage without the spam then?
    Waitress: Urgghh!
    Wife: What do you mean 'Urgghh'? I don't like spam!
    Vikings: Lovely spam! Wonderful spam!)
    Waitress: Shut up!
    Vikings: Lovely spam! Wonderful spam!
    Waitress: Shut up! (Vikings stop) Bloody Vikings! You can't have egg bacon
    spam and sausage without the spam.
    Wife (shrieks): I don't like spam!
    Man: Sshh, dear, don't cause a fuss. I'll have your spam. I love it.
    I'm having spam spam spam spam spam spam spam beaked beans spam spam
    spam and spam!
    Vikings (singing): Spam spam spam spam. Lovely spam! Wonderful spam!
    Waitress: Shut up!! Baked beans are off.
    Man: Well could I have her spam instead of the baked beans then?
    Waitress: You mean spam spam spam spam spam spam... (but it is too late and
    the Vikings drown her words)
    Vikings (singing elaborately): Spam spam spam spam. Lovely spam! Wonderful
    spam! Spam spa-a-a-a-a-am spam spa-a-a-a-a-am spam. Lovely spam!
    Lovely spam! Lovely spam! Lovely spam! Lovely spam! Spam spam
    spam spam!


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