Nightclubs... which ones are best??

SexyD4Lady

Hello there everybody,

Unfortunately, right, I'm 17, don't have access to fake ID or anybody else's ID because I don't know anyone who looks even remotely like me. So I have no ID whatsoever.

Too old for teenage discos, too young for a good few clubs... however, I look older than I am, so I reckon I could get into one or two... anybody know of nightclubs in Dublin (preferably the south side, more geographically convenient for me) that have relaxed ID policies/dozy bouncers who do not ask for ID/bouncers who, when flirted with, let you in without ID? Appreciate all suggestions.

Thanks, everybody!

jcoote

u don't look 17 so chance it...no matter what club we say someone is gonna moan and say 'thats a bleeeeedin kip man' etc etc but i personally like the rathmines area.

SexyD4Lady

Thanks again, JCoote, you're very helpful! Lots of people do think I'm older than 17. Can you be a little more specific? What clubs and are they easy to get into without ID?

jcoote

i never get asked for id but i like tramco...good crowd your d4ness would fit in there

SexyD4Lady

You never get asked for ID because... you are probably over 18???

Winters

k2

SexyD4Lady

k2 in Howth??? JUST SO YOU CAN HARRASS ME!!! ROFL

Winters

Hey .. I havnt been there is MONTHS. And I stand by that. Anyway, afaik its closing soon... thank fcuk.

jcoote

yeah i'm 23 :eek: but em if u talk nice and u'll get in

djmarkus

and wear a low cut top, always helps

SexyD4Lady

Talk nice?? Define, please! The low cut top... hmmm, yes, and a Wonderbra...

djmarkus

well, if you need it, but they're expensive yokes!!

Winters

Dont talk like your drunk, no point argueing with the bouncers as they never really change their minds.

Go in with someone who looks a lot older. I cant even remember the last time I was asked for id. Ive had people im with been asked and then me just let stright through.

SexyD4Lady

djmarkus wrote:

well, if you need it, but they're expensive yokes!!

I actually don't, it just emphasizes them. And Wonderbra's aren't that dear, E30 or E40.

djmarkus

SexyD4Lady wrote:

I actually don't, it just emphasizes them. And Wonderbra's aren't that dear, E30 or E40.

thats dear for a bra! not that i wear one, except on sundays

Winters

I'm sure you look delightful in a nice bra djmarkus ... I know I do.

SexyD4Lady

LOL. Think I might just not wear a bra, no jacket, that way I'll be cold...

djmarkus

i'm not a lulu but i do try..

djmarkus

SexyD4Lady wrote:

LOL. Think I might just not wear a bra, no jacket, that way I'll be cold...

you might become homo erectus and poke the bouncers eye out

SexyD4Lady

Or I might just encourage him to let me in... and sleep with him...

Ric_Flair

Bondi Beach

I work with girls that are 16 and get in there

I dont get asked for I.D there either

It helps if your not with a crowd a young girls when ya go to the door aswell

If possible go up with a guy who has i.d or looks older (not likely to turn away a quiet couple) or with a few older girls with id, (not likely to leave one girl outside on her own)

SexyD4Lady

Excellent. Good man yourself. Argh. I'm being a culchie tonight.

Winters

Yea, Bondi Beach is near to your D4 area so you should be fine there

djmarkus

Winters wrote:

Yea, Bondi Beach is near to your D4 area so you should be fine there

is that really you in your sig winters?

Ric_Flair

It also helps if your good-looking

Being a good looking person im well aware of the perks

Winters

djmarkus wrote:

is that really you in your sig winters?

Yes.

djmarkus

Winters wrote:

Yes.

are you wearing a wonderbra in that pic?

Winters

Yea, I am. How did you manage to get that from just a picture of my face?

SexyD4Lady

http://www.hotornot.com/r/?eid=EQRYGEE&key=LRC

This is me

Ric_Flair

I definatly would

Gave ya a 10

djmarkus

hmm..why didnt you take that pic wearing a low cut top and a wonder bra? we could have given you a more accurate outcome then..


Winters... i know everything

SexyD4Lady

Ric_Flair wrote:

I definatly would

Gave ya a 10

Thank you! God, and that's a bad picture!!

Ric_Flair

No prob

EDIT
thats me.. as ya can see, I dont look ancient and I get in to Bondi without being asked for I.D and I dont even have to wear a low cut top

Winters

Ric_Flair, got any spare tracksuits or rings about I could borrow?

Tar.Aldarion

it appears that he may well might have

Ric_Flair

Ha Ha Ha Class

Knew more fella's than girls would check me out

Sorry dude, dont wear tracksuits outside the gym or rings for that matter.. the earring does reek of skanger all the same

The price I pay for being "cool" I suppose haha

djmarkus

got an earring when i was 12 went out of fashon when i was 14, so i got rid of it, them kind of things dont last long in the sticks you know

SexyD4Lady

Ric_Flair wrote:

No prob

EDIT
thats me.. as ya can see, I dont look ancient and I get in to Bondi without being asked for I.D and I dont even have to wear a low cut top

...Wow. VERY nice. If you got rid of the jewellery, even better. Hot.

RandolphEsq

go to Fluxcard if you want a fake id

SexyD4Lady

Don't want a fake ID, too risky- I could get caught, etc. Just want to know what places don't ask for ID, don't mind underage people and have a young, classy crowd.

KillerShamrock

SexyD4Lady wrote:

Just want to know what places don't ask for ID, don't mind underage people and have a young, classy crowd.

Yeah its called an under 18s disco. well except for the classy bit

Judging by your pic you look like you should have no problem gettin in anywhere. just where a low cut top and show of a good big of leg. Id let ya in no problem

SexyD4Lady

No problem as in I look old enough? And are you a bouncer of your own little imaginary club? "I'd ley you in".

jcoote

go out to rathmines or bondi...they are a good bit less sleazy than town and if u get there early to tramco anyway you'll have no hassle

KillerShamrock

no aint a bouncer. I was just speaking from a if i was a bouncer point of view

Rb

Bondi's been attracting more and more knackers since september 2004, last summer the place was so amazing, cept then it just started going downhill.
Still a bit of a laugh every once in a while. DO NOT go on a sunday, its full of knacks and ugly people.....i found out that info the hard way.....*shudder*

Unless you're a great liar you're going to have problems getting in everywhere, everywhere is obliged to ask for ID and they totally will if they've never seen you before i.e if you're going to try, go with regulars(92 might work if you're with people the bouncers know) and doon't go up after already having a few drinks, you'd have like a 10% chance.

If you don't want to risk a fake ID then why not just borrow someone that you look vaguely like's passport or something, the worst they can say is "that isn't you" then give you it back and send you on your way.

RandolphEsq

what would they do if they caught you with a fake id?

Rb

If you're caught with your own passport altered you could get in trouble big time, its considered altering government documents...but thats only if you're caught by the cops, if a doorman takes it off you, you're best off just leaving it and reporting it stolen like, reporting that it was stolen like a week or few days before it got confiscated.

If you're caught with someone elses passport or something, all you have to do is ask which garda station it'll be sent to(they're obliged to forward it to the cops) and then have the owner go and collect it and give it like "Yeah they took it off ME at the door and blah blah blah"....no trouble over it.

Unless you're thick you'll avoid fake garda cards, unless its a really good job with your own picture on it - they work perfectly.
Most people would just alter their birth certs and apply for a garda card...its risky but if its done well you're totally set for going out hassle free...
Obviously, if the cops found you trying to apply with an altered birth cert there'd be like hell to pay(as it does have a warning on the certificate),

Personally, i got caught with a fake provisional driving licence and was given a jlo, that was it just like a slap on the wrist i guess.

Rb

Oh but for clubs;

if you're caught with someone elses id they'll say "thats not you" or something and like, send you on your way.

if you're caught with a altered ID they may take it off you...depending on what kind of id.

if you're caught with an altered passport, they'll take it and send it to the local cop shop.

I've never seen anything worse than that happen before.

SexyD4Lady

See, I want to save my self the embarrassment of all the above. I was at an unnamed location earlier this year and I went up to the bar and ordered a Bacardi and Diet Seven-Up. The guy goes "Alright, can I see you ID?" I looked at him as if he had about ten heads, turned around to some random girl beside me and went "Did you hear what he said? He just asked me for ID!" And I laughed and turned back to the barman and went "Sweetheart, I can't remember the last time somebody asked me for ID. I take it you don't know who I am?" And I didn't have to make up some random title because he got all apologetic and gave me my drink, and when I went to pay him, he goes "No no, don't worry about it". I was like, SCORE!

drunkenfool

SexyD4Lady wrote:

See, I want to save my self the embarrassment of all the above. I was at an unnamed location earlier this year and I went up to the bar and ordered a Bacardi and Diet Seven-Up. The guy goes "Alright, can I see you ID?" I looked at him as if he had about ten heads, turned around to some random girl beside me and went "Did you hear what he said? He just asked me for ID!" And I laughed and turned back to the barman and went "Sweetheart, I can't remember the last time somebody asked me for ID. I take it you don't know who I am?" And I didn't have to make up some random title because he got all apologetic and gave me my drink, and when I went to pay him, he goes "No no, don't worry about it". I was like, SCORE!

alright sexyd4lady,
im 22 been going to clubs and **** since i was 15(was alot easier in my day). So i have alot of experience. Basically thoses fake id websites, all their ids are a load of **** anways cause every pub/club in ireland is obliged to only accept garda id/passport/drivers licenece.
In my experience a place could have a reputation for being easy for underages to get in and that may be well and true, but it all depends on the bouncers attitute on the night and if your lucky. For no reason at all the bouncer could stop you and say not tonight and RUIN your night they are compelte assholes.
As for getting into to place, you've got a much higher chance of getting into a place if your a couple. so get one of your guy mates and go in as a couple and usually you'll stroll in no problemos. If your in a big group of your friend who are all also 17 etc, you will stand out as looking young so, separate into smaller groups of 2-3s.
As for places to go, coyote lounge i heard off my sister is the underage place on a sat night. I ended up there one night completely by accident(i swear) and felt like a pedo. As for bondi beach, ive been asked for id there every time ive been there. But that place is ****, full of **** not my scene. Places like the temple bar music centre, have a pretty relaxed door staff as well.
Hope that helps, as i say, its all luck really at the end of the day.

PS that attitude that you were saying above ie the "do you know who i am business" will get you laughed at most of the time and probably kicked out!!
I know a few very attractive girls who tried pulling that stunt loadsa times and 9 times outta 10 laughed at!

Rb

lol do you remember the days when USIT cards were excepted!?

Dude, in her original post she said "classy" - Coyote is not only totally underage(noone is older than 16), its a total dive full of like the children of Dublin's biggest knackers, thats these days though.
Back 4 years ago the place had the same crowd that like 92,bels etc have today so it was a pretty good place to go.

I haven't been asked for ID in a pub in so long, but yet every club i go to they'll ask for ID..even though the doormen at Il Mondo know me, they'll still ask for it.

To be totally honest, i think your chances of getting into a club without any sort of ID are slim at best, they have doormen for a reason like and no club, no matter where it is or who owns it "don't mind underagers"...you are aware of the like harsh penalties they have to pay if they're caught serving underagers aren't you?Some clubs are more liberal but that means they'll just be like more careless checking ids and stuff, so if the cops did raid the place they could at least say they thought they were over 18 and that the id was real and blah blah blah verrry few clubs would actually let anyone with ID in...