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Anybody Else Want To Kick Jesus In The Nuts?

  • 15-08-2005 11:30am
    #1
    kent
    Closed Accounts Posts: 84 ✭✭


    I've been thinking of what I plan to do at the second coming of Christ. When Jesus arrives the second time to "save the world" he had better wear a nut cup. Why? Because I for one plan to kick him in the groin!!


Comments

  • #2
    trishw78
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,657 ✭✭✭trishw78


    Why??? is there a specific reason or because it'd be funny...


  • #3
    pwd
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,284 ✭✭✭pwd


    well it was originally posted in humour so he thinks the idea is funny.


  • #4
    kawaii
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,327 ✭✭✭kawaii


    His space armour will protect him anyway

    PJ11.jpg


  • #5
    amp
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,446 ✭✭✭✭amp


    Kicking somebody that's come back to Earth after 2000 years would not be a good idea. I imagine he could change your own bollox into wine or ducks, in retaliation. I for one like my balls the way they are.


  • #6
    Sarky
    Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    Freeloading bastard. Never did a day's work in his life, he got Daddy to do all the hard stuff, including even getting Him out of being dead.

    Jesus is the ultimate D4 knob.


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  • #7
    amp
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,446 ✭✭✭✭amp


    I live in D4. I also believe in myself. Therefore I AM JESUS!


  • #8
    Sarky
    Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    Really?

    Apologise for Americans, then. And France? WHAT WERE YOU THINKING?


  • #9
    OLDYELLAR
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,230 ✭✭✭OLDYELLAR


    ye`re all going to hell.


  • #10
    Redhairedguy
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,711 ✭✭✭Redhairedguy


    When Jesus arrives.... after 2000 years of bumming around with nothing to do.... I'm sure he will be quite motivated and possibly won't have time to fit a nut kicking into his bustling social calender.


  • #11
    amp
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,446 ✭✭✭✭amp


    Sarky wrote:
    Really?

    Apologise for Americans, then. And France? WHAT WERE YOU THINKING?

    Ok loike, whatever, that was my Dad loike, ok, roight?


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  • #12
    Fobia
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,958 ✭✭✭Fobia


    amp wrote:
    Kicking somebody that's come back to Earth after 2000 years would not be a good idea. I imagine he could change your own bollox into wine or ducks, in retaliation. I for one like my balls the way they are.

    Nope, he'd have to turn the other cheek. (ding!)

    The more I think about this idea, the more I likes it.


  • #13
    amp
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,446 ✭✭✭✭amp


    So your saying that Jesus would take a hit to the nutsack to save us from our sins? What a guy.


  • #14
    NotMe
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,287 ✭✭✭NotMe


    I doubt his balls are fully functional anyway. Sure why would he need them. He probably has balls of steel.


  • #15
    Jesus Trash Can
    Closed Accounts Posts: 47 ✭Jesus Trash Can


    amp wrote:
    I live in D4. I also believe in myself. Therefore I AM JESUS!

    I'm Jesus and so is my wife.....


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