what animal are you?

snorlax

well if you had to be an animal what would you be and why?:D

delly

What do you mean, 'if'?

woof woof

snorlax

or if you already are one, what are you!?

kittenkiller

A cat.
they're brilliant.
They sleep all day, are nice to you when they wnat something, ignore you when they don't & have claws that'd reduce you to shreds if they chose to actually do anything with their day!
Wouldn't like to be one over Halloween though.
There're some sick mo'fo's out there.

snorlax

kittens are cute but id go for something bigger like a tiger or something, they like water aswell!

kittenkiller

I said Cat, didn't specify what type.
Kittens can be fierce too though!

delly

Even better, a cat that could transform into a tiger when some Halloween type people decided to mess with it.

"Trick or treat this scumbags, meowwww----roarrr"

/me goes off thinking about tigercats, la la la

snorlax

so any member of the feline family then, cool! a kitten could hardly attack you, they'r so small and dainty and got such cute little eyes:), in fact i should probably change my sig back to one.

btw how'd you come up with the name Kittenkiller, you have a bad experience with one?!

Delly like a mutant tiger! i like your way of thinking!:D

kittenkiller

Was contemplating killing kitten from bb5 when i registered tbh

supersheep

Guess...
I'll give you a hint - look left!

amp

What winks and fucks like a tiger?

pwd

Copulation requires the tigress to assume a vulnerable position. During ejaculation the male lets out a sharp cry and takes hold of the lose skin folds on the neck of the female. This exposes her neck to a bite and possible instant death.

I'm reporting you to the guards

kittenkiller

amp wrote:

What winks and fucks like a tiger?

Another kinda sleazy male tiger?

amp

ANarcho-Munk

kittenkiller wrote:

A cat.
they're brilliant.
Wouldn't like to be one over Halloween though.
There're some sick mo'fo's out there.

/me stares at airetam

Rhyme

An otter

Redhairedguy

Half a boiled turnip

supersheep

Half a boiled turnip isn't an animal, it's a pasta dish.
I'm a sheep, for those who hadn't guessed, or thought I was an aardvark. An easy mistake to make, I know.

Redhairedguy

Just cause I don't bleat or poo, doesn't mean I don't have feelings!

I is only kidding..... the boiled turnip is my brother.... I am a squirrel.... and I have pointy little teeth. Hee hee hee.... I'm after your nuts!