You know, I've never started a thread in here.

DeVore

Its true. At least it was true before I started this one. But I havent submitted it yet, which means it is STILL true at the moment, for me. But not at the moment for you. Unless you are reading this over my shoulder.


Which you arent. (I just checked).


So now I dont have anything to say because otherwise I'll just be compounding my lie-that-isn't-a-lie-but-soon-will-be.


My head hurts.


DeV.

NotMe

Well done. Let's celebrate! \o/

Shabadu

/me passes around cups of tea and biscuits

Dizzyblabla

oooh, any jaffa cakes??

NotMe

/me gets the cookie jar from #cuckoosnest

Shabadu

/me attaches melty chocolate side of jaffacakes to exposed skin on Dizzyblabla

I Café Noir, meself.

NotMe, stop pimping #cuckoosnest

Dizzyblabla

Shabadu wrote:

/me attaches melty chocolate side of jaffacakes to exposed skin on Dizzyblabla

/me takes them off and sticks the orangy bit in the middle to Shabadu!

Shabadu

/me drags Dizzy behind bushes for hot girl-on-girl jaffa cake action

Le Rack

jaffa caes = yummers!

Dizzyblabla

Le Rack wrote:

jaffa caes = yummers!

If you can get Shabadu off me, I'll give you some of mine!!

Le Rack

*me grabs shabby and flings her out of the way!

Dizzyblabla

/gives Le Rack some of my jaffa cakes....
humm.. where's NotMe? we're running low on them now!

Le Rack

I dunno
thanx! munch munch munch

Matthewthebig

eh gads!

Th admins now of our existance

/me cowers

Dizzyblabla

wanna jaffa cake?

NotMe

/me arrives with a wheelbarrow full of jaffa cakes

Sarky

CANNONBALL!

/me dives into wheelbarrow, splashing everyone with Jaffa cakes

Steveire

/me
bumps
almost
all
>_>
<_<
of
DeV's
Cuckoo
Posts.

DeVore

Steve, you fail to understand the relativity of time and space.

Those threads where started in OTHER forums and then moved here. The Evil Ecksor is behind this in at least one case.

My point stands as being wrong. Or right but now wrong. Whereas you were wrong but are now right.



See?


DeV.

DeVore

Matthewthebig wrote:

eh gads!

Th admins now of our existance

/me cowers

We have always been here. We created this space. We've watched you grow and sent our favoured son, the Mod you call Amp to you.


So far you havent nailed him to anything, which is a big improvement.


DeV.

Chong

DeVore wrote:

Steve, you fail to understand the relativity of time and space.

Those threads where started in OTHER forums and then moved here. The Evil Ecksor is behind this in at least one case.

My point stands as being wrong. Or right but now wrong. Whereas you were wrong but are now right.



See?


DeV.

Evil Ecksor , yo might get in trouble if say the man is evil.

DeVore

I vhart in hiz general direczion!!

DeV.

Steveire

/tries to open window

"hmmm, stuck"

/glances at water pump.

Matthewthebig

DeVore wrote:

We have always been here. We created this space. We've watched you grow and sent our favoured son, the Mod you call Amp to you.


So far you havent nailed him to anything, which is a big improvement.


DeV.

Hmm. Crucifiction? That sounds like a very good idea.

/me gets axe to make 2x4's to make cross

Sarky

For the next Santa Strike Force, Amp will become a martyr for your viewing pleasure and money.

NotMe

Ooooh we sacrifice Amp? The gods will be pleased....

Chong

Maybe like last year when Amp changed his name to Pam, maybe this year Devore could crucify Amp for charity lol.

Matthewthebig

We could crucify amp on a cross mad eof amps!

the ironing would be delicious

Chong

Ironing would be delicious lol. We could drive cables throughs his hands into the amp jack sockets.

NotMe

I'd pay to see that...














We're all gonna get banned...

Matthewthebig

well Dev. suggested it. so if all goes wrong just do as the Nazis did and claim "ve vere folloving orders!"

Chong

What god think of it all (ie. Cloud). Would be have another two crucifications just for parity.

Matthewthebig

I nominate you for one of them

Chong

Thank you I accept your nomination , and in turn I nominate you matt lol.

Perhaps Amp could be *permanently transformed into Pam?

*Permanently: as in how long until he can have the second operation

airetam_storm

Myth wrote:

*Permanently: as in how long until he can have the second operation

Wouldnt that be third by now?

amp

DeVore wrote:

Its true. At least it was true before I started this one. But I havent submitted it yet, which means it is STILL true at the moment, for me. But not at the moment for you. Unless you are reading this over my shoulder.


Which you arent. (I just checked).


So now I dont have anything to say because otherwise I'll just be compounding my lie-that-isn't-a-lie-but-soon-will-be.


My head hurts.


DeV.

YOU'RE BANNED! But seeing as I can't ban you I can only edit your posts to make them.. seem.. nonsense...

I think I need a new plan.

Sarky

*Gasp*

THE AMP HAS COME UNTO US AGAIN!!!!


What a mess...

amp

Like two yogurt tankers colliding.

DonkeyStyle \o/

*stops mid-way through eating his yogurt*
uchhh

There are a whole lot of greasy /IRC /Nerds ITT :eek:


Also First Post on page 2 :cool:

smoke.me.a.kipper

amp walks into a hotel and puts down 3 nails on the counter and says "can you put me up for the night?"


*gets coat*

DeVore

DeVore wrote:

.... sent our favoured son, the Mod you call Amp to you.
So far you haven't nailed him to anything, which is a big improvement.
DeV.

"n't".... ITS OUR FRIEND AT THE END!! It turns verbs into the exact OPPOSITE.

Now, *you* try!

DeV.

koneko

Hi DeVore.

Bye DeVore.

I didn't get any tea and biscuits, where are they? I am most disappointed. Most disappointed.

Le Rack

I'm confused...

DeVore

Le Rack wrote:

I'm confused...

Sexually?

DeV.

Shabadu

koneko wrote:

Hi DeVore.

Bye DeVore.

I didn't get any tea and biscuits, where are they? I am most disappointed. Most disappointed.

Here you go.

/me hands jaffa Cakes to kon.

meet you behind the curtain in 10 mins

Le Rack

DeVore wrote:

Sexually?

DeV.

well... there may also be a bit of that...

Sarky

You're just attracted to his admin powers...

Le Rack

Like I'm attracted to yours???

Sarky

I have admin powers? When did this happen? WHAT ELSE AREN'T THEY TELLING ME!?