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Martha Rules Ok

  • 11-08-2005 12:30pm
    #1
    Closed Accounts Posts: 30


    Right lads heres how it is,my names martha,pleased to meet you all blah blah blah.
    Right thats the formalities out of the way.
    Now First up i've looked through your forums and i have to say that its not a bad wee site you've got here,think i might hang abround here for a while.We have to get rid of some of the giggling brats that stay up past their bedtime and become a nuisance to the grown-ups.We have to get rid of the forum morons who write big, long posts 15 times a day to talk about how their lunch was, how their gym class was, how much homework they have, how their mom bitched at them today the way she does in every other post, who's annoying, who's awesome, why Avril Lavigne is the greatest punk rocker ever, then they put lots of little web quizzes on their page that are completely meaningless like "Which Power Puff Girl are you?" and then, when they stumble upon my post and disagree with me, they write a big long post about how I obviously have too much time on my hands.You know who you are and i will get rid of you
    Secondly even though i'm a good looking chick i hereby demand that nobody tries to hit on me or flirt with me.I don't go for lads whose armpits i cant smell,i like real flesh
    Thirdly if i call anybody a horrible name i ask you not to get sad or angry,to be honest if i've called you a name you most probably deserve it
    Thats about it for now,once again my name is Martha and i hope to make loads of new and exciting buddies here(but no fcuk buddies as i've already stated)
    Talk soon


Comments

  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,658 ✭✭✭✭The Sweeper


    10...9...8...7...6...5...4...


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,889 ✭✭✭Third_Echelon


    ...3...2....1..

    Atari Jaguar!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 68,317 ✭✭✭✭seamus


    I think you'll get some good Feedback on your suggestions here.....no, really...


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 465 ✭✭drunkenfool


    you so damn cool martha

    who is your father?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 9,846 ✭✭✭Le Rack


    freak


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 30 martha


    Excellent,i'm guessing this is the most important forum you lads have.I like that,respect can never be underestimated.Now while i have your attention may i suggest to one of the moderators to please delete that stupid Happy Unbirthday thread.i've just wasted 20 mins of my life reading it.Oh and while your at it ban everybody who posted in it.Really really bad thread
    PS:Just wondering how i go about becoming a Mod.Do i have to get nominated or will it just happen when the current moderators see the quality of my posting
    PPS Once again thanks for upgrading this thread to Feedback,i owe you one Seamus


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,446 ✭✭✭✭amp


    Maybe it's because I've seen it so many times before, but is anyone else getting bored of these unimaginitive trolls?

    P.s Martha: How you doin' ;)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,446 ✭✭✭✭amp


    Huh? Last I saw, this was in Recycle Bin. Good show.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 9,846 ✭✭✭Le Rack


    how did it get here


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,397 ✭✭✭ANarcho-Munk


    magic


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 9,846 ✭✭✭Le Rack


    scum


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,397 ✭✭✭ANarcho-Munk


    meatwad


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 9,846 ✭✭✭Le Rack


    meatwad
    ya wha


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,397 ✭✭✭ANarcho-Munk


    huh?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 9,846 ✭✭✭Le Rack


    what does "meatwad" mean?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,397 ✭✭✭ANarcho-Munk


    I dunno, it's just a meatwad


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 9,846 ✭✭✭Le Rack


    riiight


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,503 ✭✭✭Makaveli


    fumikomuze akuseru kake hiki wa naisa sou dayo
    youru wo nukeru
    nejikomu sa saigo ni sashihiki zero sa sou dayo
    hibi wo kezuru

    kokoro wo sotto hiraite gyutto hiki yosetara
    todokuyo kitto tsutau yo motto sa aa

    iki isoide shiboritotte
    motsureru ashi dakedo mae yori zutto sou tokue


    ubaitotte tsukandatte
    kimi ja nai nara imi was naniosa

    dakara motto motto motto haruka kanata


    [fumikomuze akuseru kake hiki wa naisa sou dayo
    youru wo nukeru
    nejikomu sa saigo ni sashihiki zero sa sou dayo
    hibi wo kezuru


    kokoro wo sotto hiraite gyutto hiki yosetara
    todokuyo kitto tsutau yo motto sa aa

    iki isoide shiboritotte
    motsureru ashi dakedo mae yori zutto sou tokue


    ubaitotte tsukandatte
    kimi ja nai nara imi was naniosa


    dakara haruka kanata]

    itsuwaru ko do ni nareta kimi no sekai wo
    murizubusu no sa shiroku shirou


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,648 ✭✭✭jezza


    That wasnt in english...correct?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,503 ✭✭✭Makaveli


    日本語


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    I haven't slept in three days and the walls are playing silly buggers. OBEY THE LAWS OF PHYSICS, DAMMIT!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,184 ✭✭✭✭Pighead


    Martha was banned!But why how and most importantly WHY?
    I've read a few of her posts and while she seems to be a bit of a loose cannon i didnt see any content that actually deserved a banning.Ah well another one bites the dust.Farewell Martha,gone but not forgotten


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 58 ✭✭Social77


    Bring back Martha,she rocked my world.
    Mods what was the official line regarding her banning?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,184 ✭✭✭✭Pighead


    Shut up social77 you spanner
    The term "rocked my world ceased being cool way back in 92
    Get a life and try and drag yourself into the 21st century
    By the way martha was groovy


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