The Lads are bastards thread!

jezza

Are so. Especially the assholes I know/been with. Grrrrr. Clowns!
And I need insults, so post em!

kawaii

Sowwy....

jezza

jezza wrote:

Are so. Especially the assholes I know/been with. Grrrrr. Clowns!
And I need insults, so post em!

I'll get right on that!

NotMe

The who's a what now?

smoke.me.a.kipper

jezza wrote:

Are so. Especially the assholes I know/been with. Grrrrr. Clowns!
And I need insults, so post em!

which one of my ex's are you?

THEZAPPA

i was with one guy and he f***king used me for, well you know!
that was 2 months now i am going out with someone else who doesent use me!
guys can be bastards,but to be fair not all of them!!tbh

joejoem

Insult eh? Why do women float? Because they are scum.

kittenkiller

O my god you've got a second belly button!

Don't worry much, i'm sure it'll still grow... a bit.

Wow, where would you be if someone hadn't invented the sympathy shag?

I have toes longer than your d!ck.

Larianne

I've seen bigger things to stir my tea with!

kawaii

...I don't like this thread...

cornbb

Not all of us are bastards

And how come assholes seem to attract women all the time? Its beyond me...

jezza

Every single sh!thead asshole hatch faced stoned spaced out cowboy I EVER dated should just roll over and die.
Fleas.

jezza

joejoem wrote:

Insult eh? Why do women float? Because they are scum.

Ive seen a better head on a pint of guinness.

THEZAPPA

cornbb wrote:

Not all of us are bastards

And how come assholes seem to attract women all the time? Its beyond me...

because shy and nice guys don't talk to us they are afraid!!

i find anyway......

kawaii

jezza wrote:

Every single sh!thead asshole hatch faced stoned spaced out cowboy I EVER dated should just roll over and die.
Fleas.

Maybe you're just a poor judge of character.

kittenkiller

As lovely as your signature is kawaii...
It's HUGE!
Can't you just use your imagination like the rest of us do?

jezza

kawaii wrote:

Maybe you're just a poor judge of character.

I like the rebel boys.They keep up at my pace, I like them being unpredicible, They are fun to be wit. But then You get too fcuking attached to them, like dogs, and they start messing with your head. And its ok for them to flirt but they bash other blokes that I flirt with.

THEZAPPA

jezza wrote:

I like the rebel boys.They keep up at my pace, I like them being unpredicible, They are fun to be wit. But then You get too fcuking attached to them, like dogs, and they start messing with your head. And its ok for them to flirt but they bash other blokes that I flirt with.

true........true.........go jezza happens me all the time!

jezza

Lol Tis a bitch innit!!

THEZAPPA

jezza wrote:

Lol Tis a bitch innit!!

it sure is a bitch!!!!

Shanannigan

well if you know what the outcomé gonna be before you get into it, why do ya get into it in the first place

THEZAPPA

Shanannigan wrote:

well if you know what the outcomé gonna be before you get into it, why do ya get into it in the first place

i didnt say all guys are bastards!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
i like being in relationships.................

kawaii

kittenkiller wrote:

As lovely as your signature is kawaii...
It's HUGE!
Can't you just use your imagination like the rest of us do?

It's huge?

Are you serious? I don't think we're looking at the same sig...

What does it look like.

I feel sick

kawaii

jezza wrote:

I like the rebel boys.They keep up at my pace, I like them being unpredicible, They are fun to be wit. But then You get too fcuking attached to them, like dogs, and they start messing with your head. And its ok for them to flirt but they bash other blokes that I flirt with.

You just got to show the dogs who's in charge.

Hit 'em 'n stuff...

THEZAPPA

kawaii wrote:

You just got to show the dogs who's in charge.

Hit 'em 'n stuff...

thats wat i do

jezza

Ya mad...I ain't hitting any scruffs i pick up! Tahnk ya muchly.. My brother will do that if they mess me around generally..

kittenkiller

How bout: Christ you're whole family's SO fcuked up! They're all losers like you...


But at least your brother's a decent shag!

jezza

Hahahaaaaaaa!! I love taht one!

Sarky

This thread is not silly enough to my mind.

So here is a picture of four pieces of haggis on a plate.

jezza

Oh sweet jesus on a bicycle.. i think im gonna be sick

amp

No wonder they drink whiskey.

jezza

Who drinkis whiskey?

kawaii

The scotts...

jezza

Oh like abrakebabra? Noone would eat their stuff sober...Does that mean they close on Good Friday too??

Sarky

jezza wrote:

Oh sweet jesus on a bicycle.. i think im gonna be sick

What? How could you possibly become queasy by looking at the heart, lungs and liver of a sheep boiled in its own stomach?

jezza

Yes thank you. Please shutttt up now. K thnx

vector

please use the word sucks to compliment my posting style

THEZAPPA

lads are cheating bastards

Sarky

Vector, your thread killer mode sucks.

THEZAPPA

Sarky wrote:

Vector, your thread killer mode sucks.

sure does

Sarky

Ha! I tricked you into saying that, because I'm a lad, and therefore a cheating bastard!

THEZAPPA

Sarky wrote:

Ha! I tricked you into saying that, because I'm a lad, and therefore a cheating bastard!

i never said all guys are like that,though to be honest a lot of them are!