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Folding Aces preflop

  • 04-08-2005 6:29pm
    #1
    Closed Accounts Posts: 275 ✭✭


    I think this strategy could save vc players a lot of money.

    Exhibit A.
    [Aug 4 17:38:32] : Hand Start.
    [Aug 4 17:38:32] : Seat 1 : Tacklef has $71.96
    [Aug 4 17:38:32] : Seat 2 : CARRIEB has $32.93
    [Aug 4 17:38:32] : Seat 3 : Chertsey has $46.12
    [Aug 4 17:38:32] : Seat 4 : deborah d has $32.14
    [Aug 4 17:38:32] : Seat 5 : BLUFbiscuit has $50.04
    [Aug 4 17:38:32] : Seat 6 : mikinou has $23.68
    [Aug 4 17:38:32] : CARRIEB is the dealer.
    [Aug 4 17:38:33] : Chertsey posted small blind.
    [Aug 4 17:38:33] : deborah d posted big blind.
    [Aug 4 17:38:33] : Game [60692] started with 6 players.
    [Aug 4 17:38:33] : Dealing Hole Cards.
    [Aug 4 17:38:33] : Seat 1 : Tacklef has Ah As
    [Aug 4 17:38:36] : BLUFbiscuit folded.
    [Aug 4 17:38:42] : mikinou called $0.50
    [Aug 4 17:38:49] : Tacklef called $0.50 and raised $2
    [Aug 4 17:38:52] : CARRIEB folded.
    [Aug 4 17:38:52] : Chertsey called $2.25
    [Aug 4 17:38:53] : deborah d folded.
    [Aug 4 17:38:56] : mikinou called $2
    [Aug 4 17:38:56] : Dealing flop.
    [Aug 4 17:38:56] : Board cards [4d 3h Qs]
    [Aug 4 17:39:01] : Chertsey checked.
    [Aug 4 17:39:06] : mikinou bet $3
    [Aug 4 17:39:11] : Tacklef called $3 and raised $3
    [Aug 4 17:39:13] : Chertsey called $6
    [Aug 4 17:39:14] : mikinou called $3
    [Aug 4 17:39:15] : Dealing turn.
    [Aug 4 17:39:15] : Board cards [4d 3h Qs Ts]
    [Aug 4 17:39:16] : Chertsey checked.
    [Aug 4 17:39:20] : mikinou bet $15.18 and is All-in
    [Aug 4 17:39:32] : Tacklef called $15.18
    [Aug 4 17:39:32] : BLUFbiscuit : call
    [Aug 4 17:39:34] : Chertsey called $15.18
    [Aug 4 17:39:35] : Dealing river.
    [Aug 4 17:39:35] : Board cards [4d 3h Qs Ts Js]
    [Aug 4 17:39:36] : Chertsey checked.
    [Aug 4 17:39:40] : Tacklef checked.
    [Aug 4 17:39:40] : Showdown!
    [Aug 4 17:39:40] : Seat 1 : Tacklef has Ah As
    [Aug 4 17:39:42] : Seat 6 : mikinou has Qd Jc
    [Aug 4 17:39:42] : mikinou has Two Pair: Queens and Jacks
    [Aug 4 17:39:42] : mikinou wins $68.54 with Two Pair: Queens and Jacks
    [Aug 4 17:39:50] : BLUFbiscuit : lol
    [Aug 4 17:39:52] : Hand is over.

    Exhibit B: Quit the poker straight after this one, so it didn't save the hand history, here's a screenshot for your amusement. This is a preflop all in btw.
    Edit: It's at the bottom of the page.

    Not Aces but an example of why folding triple Q's on the flop could save you some money too.
    Exhibit C:
    Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon 3451803-60669 Holdem No Limit $0.25/$0.50
    [Aug 4 17:18:48] : Hand Start.
    [Aug 4 17:18:48] : Seat 1 : Tacklef has $115.72
    [Aug 4 17:18:48] : Seat 2 : boodah has $54.37
    [Aug 4 17:18:48] : Seat 3 : wellread64 has $18.63
    [Aug 4 17:18:48] : Seat 4 : jesus god has $41.76
    [Aug 4 17:18:48] : Seat 5 : BLUFbiscuit has $47.96
    [Aug 4 17:18:48] : Seat 6 : mikinou has $35.68
    [Aug 4 17:18:48] : Tacklef is the dealer.
    [Aug 4 17:18:48] : boodah posted small blind.
    [Aug 4 17:18:48] : wellread64 posted big blind.
    [Aug 4 17:18:48] : Game [60669] started with 6 players.
    [Aug 4 17:18:48] : Dealing Hole Cards.
    [Aug 4 17:18:48] : Seat 1 : Tacklef has Qh Qc
    [Aug 4 17:18:52] : jesus god called $0.50 and raised $0.50
    [Aug 4 17:18:53] : BLUFbiscuit folded.
    [Aug 4 17:18:55] : mikinou called $1
    [Aug 4 17:19:03] : Tacklef called $1
    [Aug 4 17:19:06] : boodah called $0.75
    [Aug 4 17:19:06] : wellread64 called $0.50
    [Aug 4 17:19:06] : Dealing flop.
    [Aug 4 17:19:06] : Board cards [2c Kh Qd]
    [Aug 4 17:20:07] : boodah bet $4
    [Aug 4 17:20:09] : wellread64 folded.
    [Aug 4 17:20:10] : jesus god called $4 and raised $4
    [Aug 4 17:20:10] : mikinou folded.
    [Aug 4 17:20:25] : It's your turn.
    [Aug 4 17:20:25] : Tacklef has 10 seconds to respond.
    [Aug 4 17:20:27] : Tacklef called $8 and raised $106.72 an is All-in
    [Aug 4 17:20:29] : jesus god called $32.76 and is All-in
    [Aug 4 17:20:38] : Showdown!
    [Aug 4 17:20:38] : Seat 1 : Tacklef has Qh Qc
    [Aug 4 17:20:40] : Seat 4 : jesus god has As Ac
    [Aug 4 17:20:45] : Board cards [2c Kh Qd Ah 7h]
    [Aug 4 17:20:45] : Seat 1 : Tacklef has Qh Qc
    [Aug 4 17:20:45] : Tacklef has 3 of a Kind: Queens
    [Aug 4 17:20:40] : Seat 4 : jesus god has As Ac
    [Aug 4 17:20:45] : jesus god has 3 of a Kind: Aces
    [Aug 4 17:20:45] : jesus god wins $87.52 with 3 of a Kind: Aces
    [Aug 4 17:20:55] : Hand is over.


    These were the only three hands I was all-in today, except for an AA preflop all-in which thankfully nobody called and I made 75c. Going grand winning small/medium pots all day - up $50 and then these 3 hands all within 45 minutes me leave me down $30. If you don't like reading about bad beats, I don't care. I'm sure some people here will be interested in this.


Comments

  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,362 ✭✭✭Hitman Actual


    These threads have been done to death, but I'm going to give you the benefit of the doubt and assume you're just having a laugh. Use smilies the next time.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 275 ✭✭Tackle


    I imagine what happens in the vc control room is something like this:

    Worker: Uh oh, looks like we've got someone winning some money off the retards again. What way do you want to play this sir?

    Boss: God damn it, will they ever learn. OK Jim, deal this guy the bullets. We won't get fancy here, just pick one of the retards who's been losing all day and deal him the cowboys. Now be ready to deal a K if they go all in, if not, we'll work something out on the flop.

    Worker: Got it boss. What's my cut of the rake again?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 275 ✭✭Tackle


    It gets better!!!!

    [Aug 4 19:48:31] : Hand Start.
    [Aug 4 19:48:31] : Seat 1 : Morfeous has $33
    [Aug 4 19:48:31] : Seat 2 : Kate44 has $39.08
    [Aug 4 19:48:31] : Seat 3 : mck has $10
    [Aug 4 19:48:31] : Seat 4 : Tacklef has $102.85
    [Aug 4 19:48:31] : Seat 5 : ianpoker has $19.50
    [Aug 4 19:48:31] : Seat 6 : gtut22 has $144.83
    [Aug 4 19:48:31] : Morfeous is the dealer.
    [Aug 4 19:48:31] : Kate44 posted small blind.
    [Aug 4 19:48:32] : mck posted big blind.
    [Aug 4 19:48:32] : Game [75250] started with 6 players.
    [Aug 4 19:48:32] : Dealing Hole Cards.
    [Aug 4 19:48:32] : Seat 4 : Tacklef has Ad Kc
    [Aug 4 19:48:39] : Tacklef called $0.50
    [Aug 4 19:48:28] : ianpoker called $0.50 and raised $2
    [Aug 4 19:48:32] : gtut22 called $2.50
    [Aug 4 19:48:33] : Morfeous folded.
    [Aug 4 19:48:33] : Kate44 folded.
    [Aug 4 19:48:28] : mck called $2
    [Aug 4 19:48:30] : Tacklef called $2
    [Aug 4 19:48:30] : Dealing flop.
    [Aug 4 19:48:30] : Board cards [8h 4c As]
    [Aug 4 19:48:34] : mck checked.
    [Aug 4 19:48:38] : Tacklef checked.
    [Aug 4 19:48:47] : ianpoker bet $9
    [Aug 4 19:48:49] : gtut22 folded.
    [Aug 4 19:48:50] : mck called $7.50 and is All-in
    [Aug 4 19:48:52] : Tacklef called $9
    [Aug 4 19:48:52] : Dealing turn.
    [Aug 4 19:48:52] : Board cards [8h 4c As 6h]
    [Aug 4 19:48:28] : Tacklef checked.
    [Aug 4 19:48:35] : ianpoker checked.
    [Aug 4 19:48:35] : Dealing river.
    [Aug 4 19:48:35] : Board cards [8h 4c As 6h 6d]
    [Aug 4 19:48:37] : Tacklef checked.
    [Aug 4 19:48:40] : ianpoker bet $8 and is All-in
    [Aug 4 19:48:41] : Tacklef called $8
    [Aug 4 19:48:42] : Showdown!
    [Aug 4 19:48:42] : Seat 4 : Tacklef has Ad Kc
    [Aug 4 19:48:43] : Seat 5 : ianpoker has 6c Ts
    [Aug 4 19:48:43] : ianpoker has 3 of a Kind: 6s
    [Aug 4 19:48:44] : ianpoker wins $18.06 with 3 of a Kind: 6s
    [Aug 4 19:48:44] : Seat 5 : ianpoker has 6c Ts
    [Aug 4 19:48:44] : ianpoker has 3 of a Kind: 6s
    [Aug 4 19:48:44] : Seat 3 : mck has 5c 7c
    [Aug 4 19:48:44] : mck has Straight 87654
    [Aug 4 19:48:44] : mck wins $31.11 with Straight 87654
    [Aug 4 19:49:30] : Hand is over.

    Does anyone really believe this isn't rigged?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 275 ✭✭Tackle


    Didn't cost me but a painful three outer for the other guys.

    [Aug 4 20:08:01] : Hand Start.
    [Aug 4 20:08:01] : Seat 1 : magiceren has $40.04
    [Aug 4 20:08:01] : Seat 2 : kelly284 has $82.01
    [Aug 4 20:08:01] : Seat 3 : bmw909 has $43.82
    [Aug 4 20:08:01] : Seat 4 : easydoesit has $9.50
    [Aug 4 20:08:01] : Seat 5 : Tacklef has $87.50
    [Aug 4 20:08:01] : Seat 6 : gottaluvit has $80.45
    [Aug 4 20:08:01] : magiceren is the dealer.
    [Aug 4 20:08:02] : kelly284 posted small blind.
    [Aug 4 20:08:02] : bmw909 posted big blind.
    [Aug 4 20:08:02] : Game [72300] started with 6 players.
    [Aug 4 20:08:02] : Dealing Hole Cards.
    [Aug 4 20:08:02] : Seat 5 : Tacklef has 6c Tc
    [Aug 4 20:08:05] : easydoesit folded.
    [Aug 4 20:08:05] : Tacklef folded.
    [Aug 4 20:08:07] : gottaluvit called $0.50
    [Aug 4 20:08:11] : magiceren called $0.50
    [Aug 4 20:08:11] : kelly284 called $0.25
    [Aug 4 20:08:12] : bmw909 checked.
    [Aug 4 20:08:12] : Dealing flop.
    [Aug 4 20:08:12] : Board cards [3s 7c Qc]
    [Aug 4 20:08:18] : kelly284 bet $1
    [Aug 4 20:08:20] : bmw909 called $1 and raised $8
    [Aug 4 20:08:21] : gottaluvit called $9
    [Aug 4 20:08:23] : magiceren called $9
    [Aug 4 20:08:26] : kelly284 called $8
    [Aug 4 20:08:26] : Dealing turn.
    [Aug 4 20:08:26] : Board cards [3s 7c Qc 2d]
    [Aug 4 20:08:27] : kelly284 checked.
    [Aug 4 20:08:31] : bmw909 bet $34.32 and is All-in
    [Aug 4 20:08:46] : gottaluvit has 10 seconds to respond.
    [Aug 4 20:08:47] : gottaluvit called $34.32
    [Aug 4 20:08:50] : magiceren called $30.54 and is All-in
    [Aug 4 20:08:50] : kelly284 folded.
    [Aug 4 20:08:50] : Showdown!
    [Aug 4 20:08:52] : Seat 1 : magiceren has Kc Kd
    [Aug 4 20:08:52] : Seat 3 : bmw909 has 7d Qh
    [Aug 4 20:08:52] : Seat 6 : gottaluvit has Qd 8s
    [Aug 4 20:08:57] : Board cards [3s 7c Qc 2d 8c]
    [Aug 4 20:08:57] : Seat 3 : bmw909 has 7d Qh
    [Aug 4 20:08:57] : bmw909 has Two Pair: Queens and 7s
    [Aug 4 20:08:57] : Seat 6 : gottaluvit has Qd 8s
    [Aug 4 20:08:57] : gottaluvit has Two Pair: Queens and 8s
    [Aug 4 20:08:57] : gottaluvit wins $7.40 with Two Pair: Queens and 8s
    [Aug 4 20:08:57] : Seat 3 : bmw909 has 7d Qh
    [Aug 4 20:08:57] : bmw909 has Two Pair: Queens and 7s
    [Aug 4 20:08:57] : Seat 6 : gottaluvit has Qd 8s
    [Aug 4 20:08:57] : gottaluvit has Two Pair: Queens and 8s
    [Aug 4 20:08:57] : Seat 1 : magiceren has Kc Kd
    [Aug 4 20:08:57] : magiceren has Pair: Kings
    [Aug 4 20:08:57] : gottaluvit wins $126.78 with Two Pair: Queens and 8s
    [Aug 4 20:09:09] : Tacklef : a for gods sake
    [Aug 4 20:09:12] : Hand is over.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,221 ✭✭✭Davey Devil


    [Aug 5 01:25:57] : Davey: Who gives a shìt?


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,600 ✭✭✭roryc


    Davey if I was in your situation i'd raise


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,881 ✭✭✭bohsman


    zzzzzzzzzzz, this is gone beyond a joke, can we please get these moronic threads banned


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,835 ✭✭✭karlh


    i think the idea of splitting the forum is the only way to go.

    general, strategy, tourney and bad beat(!!??) subforums?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,047 ✭✭✭Culchie




  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,600 ✭✭✭roryc


    yeh this thread got a bit out of hand. 4 out of first 5 posts by same person..........


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,806 ✭✭✭Lafortezza


    Is Hyzepher around these days?


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