Massive turd on my windscreen

ando

Oh lovely, I came out to my van this morning to find some bird had done the biggest, smelliest beast of a dump imaginable on my windscreen. Its like Big Bird himself came down, sat on my bonnet and let rip. I felt like getting sick !!! not the best thing to see in the morning

WARNING!! Clicky Me WARNING!!

North Dublin residents be on the lookout for the beast prowling our skies

grimloch

:eek:

Good God almighty in heaven. That is a shockingly large deposit.

Reminds me when the parents car was barraged by a battalion of squirrels.

LadyJ

Pretty filthy alright! However,for a second I thought you meant some woman had shat on your car!

KTRIC

Jaysus man, thanks for sharing that with us. I'm just about to eat my dinner :mad:

kinkstr

Pictures of pooh make me chuckle.

RVN10

My dinner is coming back up

Mossy Monk

K-TRIC wrote:

Jaysus man, thanks for sharing that with us. I'm just about to eat my dinner :mad:

and he forced you to look :rolleyes:

MrPinK

LadyJ wrote:

Pretty filthy alright! However,for a second I thought you meant some woman had shat on your car!

I was expecting a crazy ex-girlfriend story too. I'm a bit disappointed now

Mac daddy

wtf lol

Looks like that bird had a curry or something last night hehehe

alleepally

You need to call in the No Fly Zone bird experts.

http://www.nofly-zone.com/damage.htm

birds are dangerous, who'd have thunk it.

Sparky

lucky it was the windscreen, what if i had of been YOU

crazymonkey

christ thats disgusting, Its for times like that i own a shotgun,

ando

Sparky_S wrote:

lucky it was the windscreen, what if i had of been YOU

ROFL, jeez just imagine walking along the street and getting that in your face

LadyJ

It'd be a "sh!t" buzz alright!

Sparky

ando wrote:

ROFL, jeez just imagine walking along the street and getting that in your face

same feeling as a flying babys nappy, nearly

andyman

Sorry mate. It's rotten but in fairness it is a bit funny!!

Trip Hazard

I didn't know Ireland had Giant Eagles

Stench Blossoms

oh my god this is the funniest thread ever.. i actually can't stop laughing, especially at the "bird must of had a curry last night" part

MrJoeSoap

ando wrote:

ROFL, jeez just imagine walking along the street and getting that in your face

ROFL! Brilliant!

Dizzyblabla

ando wrote:

Oh lovely, I came out to my van this morning to find some bird had done the biggest, smelliest beast of a dump imaginable on my windscreen. Its like Big Bird himself came down, sat on my bonnet and let rip. I felt like getting sick !!! not the best thing to see in the morning

WARNING!! Clicky Me WARNING!!

North Dublin residents be on the lookout for the beast prowling our skies

go buy a lottery ticket, if you haven't won, then there's no hope for any of us!!

cournioni

Something tells me that those birds were eating a little Indian before they dropped that poo bomb.

garthv

Sweet Jesus man, it looks like the bird emptied its colon on your windscreen :eek:

shellby

LadyJ wrote:

Pretty filthy alright! However,for a second I thought you meant some woman had shat on your car!

i know of a story kinda similar to that it's minging
i remember seeing a herron doin a sh1t when it was flying it actually splashed all over the road maybe thats your culpret

eyebrows

ahh my eyeballs

Trip Hazard wrote:

I didn't know Ireland had Giant Eagles

forget eagles....
I never knew Ireland had flying horses. The size of that thing

(me waits for the starwars comments)

Rhyme

Call the police, APB

AdMMM

This thread reminds me of the time my friend got shat on by a bird . Just walking down the street and then it landed on his ear! AHAHAHAHA. In stiches just thinking about it.

I've had a few near misses myself, the most recent was walking through a park, throwing my keys up and down. I dropped them and went to pick them up just as a nice sized pile of it landed in front of me. If it wasn't for my bad hand eye coordination then I would have got it in my hair

Hobbes

Looks like it came from a seagull. Only flying thing I know that could do that much.

If you chop up the feces you can see what they had to eat and guess from that.

Sleipnir

Hobbes wrote:

Looks like it came from a seagull. Only flying thing I know that could do that much.

If you chop up the feces you can see what they had to eat and guess from that.

You first.
I'll assist.

Rhyme

Hobbes wrote:

If you chop up the feces you can see what they had to eat and guess from that.

Or just clean it up

LadyJ

Good God,I looked at the pic again and I'm pretty hungover as it is...Now I just feel sick!

ando

All I'll say is thank god for windscreen wipers, you should have seen it when I first put the wipers on, talk about nightmares....

Le Rack

Mac daddy wrote:

wtf lol

Looks like that bird had a curry or something last night hehehe

hehehe we have a song... "curry and beer dont go curry and beer dont go etc etc etc" theres moves and all!
That is one bad ass bird poop though!

Nimrod's Son

Well done, that bird! Bravo.

2Tagz

who said pigs can't fly..