post in haiku

pwd

post in haiku please
five - seven - five syllables
-the structure of these

Talliesin

pwd wrote:

post in haiku please
five - seven - five syllables
-the structure of these

That's not a haiku, there's no kigo. You don't really need the five - seven - five pattern in English, but you need the kigo.

Rhyme

This could get real difficult real fast

pwd

Talliesin wrote:

That's not a haiku, there's no kigo. You don't really need the five - seven - five pattern in English, but you need the kigo.

Now you know I don't know what a kigo is mr smarty warty.

Talliesin

pwd wrote:

Now you know I don't know what a kigo is mr smarty warty.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kigo

Also worth reading is A Call For The Complete Elimination of Joke Haiku Production on the Internet.

There is one comic senryu that I like, it's not a haiku as it is not about nature or the seasons and has no kigo, but it is about a human foible as senryu should be. Best yet, it's about the human foible of trying to write haiku and senryu in English.

To express yourself
In seventeen syllables
Is very diffic-

- Spike Milligan

ANarcho-Munk

What is a haiku?
Is it edible and yum?
Bleedin hell tell me.

pwd

posting in haiku
is harder than i thought and
then i said pumpkin

amp

For the good of thread,
There is no need for kigo,
Ignore Talliesin

Rhyme

You people suck bad
A bad taste in my mouth now
I leave all blame here

NotMe

You are the sucker
Cos you've the taste in your mouth
It's not us to blame

ANarcho-Munk

NotMe tells the truth
However it's a big owl
Not a dumb cuckoo

Attol

I want some pizza
Double Decadence pizza
It rocks my boxers

Zaph

Cannot be bothered
Posting in haiku, can I
I'm off to bed now

ANarcho-Munk

who needs some sleep when,
you can post lots of haiku's
in a random way

pwd

yes haiku posting
is far better than sleep and
bees in summer sting

el lupo

Barrel of monkeys
how did they get them in there
monkeys are vicious

amp

I like to haiku
It makes me sound cleverer
More intelligent

NotMe

Ode to a small bee:
Small bee is very busy
Being a small bee

amp

I am highly amused
At Notme's lovely haiku
Mine do sound so dead

I go now to bed
For I am so very tired
Sleep will bring nice dreams

Shabadu

Good Morning Agent.
This haiku will self-destruct
In five syllables.

~Rebel~

Stop! Its Hammer Time!
Im Just Obaying The Rules
Rules change, like seasons.

amp

~Rebel~ you impress
Not only with your kigo
But with HAMMERTIME!

~Rebel~

I spot a mistake,
6 syllabils, should be five,
Pedantic, I know.


Taps are all i hear,
My own taps on the keyboard,
Work slow this summer.

~Rebel~

Quick, Guilty Brushing
"Yesch Schweacher Isch Quisch Niche...Aghh"
Trip To The Dentist


(Yes Weather Is Quite Nice...Aghh)

~Rebel~

Its that time again.
Twelve bells in the summer heat.
Hammertime, I say.

pwd

You did not say stop
and now you will be punished
maybe. I don't know.

larryone

This thread's fantastic!
Came accross it randomly.
While browsing through stuff.

sterculelum

Same here, in summer.
Not knowing where was gone,
Home, sweet sweet, grey home!

qz

Supercalifraj
Alisticexpiala
Docious, real long word.

sterculelum

Five syllables,
Seven Syllables,
Five Syllables.

qz

sterculelum wrote:

Five syllables,
Seven Syllables,
Five Syllables.

Nice, sterculelum.
That was quite the humouring
Post, more in future.

sterculelum

Well, you see, Q-Z,
whenever I do in AH (pronounced "ah")
I get banned, nach bhfuil?

qz

Best to keep it in
The Cuckoo's Nest, to avoid
Being banned again.

sterculelum

Been there, done that, Q,
Bought the tshirt for five quid,
the vid was pricey!

qz

I dont like the lack
of postcounts in this forum
I'd have loads of them

sterculelum

I got a bad 'sponse,
after the suicide thread,
and the smoking one!

qz

Tut tut, bold newbie
Learn the ropes and you'll be fine
Just don't piss of Cloud.

sterculelum

I piss in toilets,
not off clouds which would be rude,
but not if bursting....

Cured_Alright

Shame on you stercul,
You insensitive jerkface,
Suicide's bad taste

sterculelum

He has not bad taste;
the apostrophe: gen'ric,
be more careful, son!

qz

Cured_Alright wrote:

Shame on you stercul,
You insensitive jerkface,
Suicide's bad taste

He must have done some
thing really bad to evoke
that kind of response

sterculelum

He did nothing of the
Sort! Type! Kind! What say you, pup?
I should eat your bones!

qz

This thread is getting
weirder and weirder, I think
I'll go for a while

sterculelum

But wait! Your sig is
Gone away for a break? No!
This cannot be true!

Cured_Alright

Tis your bones I eat,
You foul ignorant old swine,
My mom took her life

sterculelum

Yes, but I took her
Body! For 30 pieces
of fake silver, right?

qz

sterculelum wrote:

Yes, but I took her
Body! For 30 pieces
of fake silver, right?

Shut the fúck up.

sterculelum

Five Syllables,
Seven Syllables,
Five Syllables!

Cured_Alright

You lying cretin,
She lies forever asleep,
Her corpse 6 feet down

sterculelum

(nice)

No! I woke her up!
She was only napping right?
Was taking the piss.

Cured_Alright

Nap? You confus'd soul,
Tis the death nap mother sleeps,
Get your facts right, boy