finding a girlfriend

synchro

iv been thinking
given the lifestyle im livina dn everywhere im going lately i get very few opportunities to meet females
the course im doing in college is extremely gender imbalanced and in fact theres only 2 girls in the class, and they're hooked up
even at work there are very few girls
in fact the only opportunity i have all week is at the night club in a saturday night
i need to meet more girls my own ages (around 20) where should i go wat should i do?
plz dont turn tis into a piss take thread
tis could help a lot of ppl

Hedge

Coffee shops, daytime bars, bookshops, watching buskers, supermarkets.

There are girls everywhere. All you need is the balls to approach them. If you build it, they will come.

Gross Halfwit

Right. Heres a few things you could try.

1) Befriend the 2 girls in your class. Be really sweet, caring and sensitive even if you have to lie to them. Then start talking about how its so hard to meet women and hint at a bad break up and how she ripped your heaert out but dont be bitter and hateful towards the imaginary gf. Be nice and regretful. They will think you are so sweet and such that they will have to set you up with a mate of theirs.

2) Stop going to clubs. Go instead to gigs, Whelans, Dorans, Voodoo etc. If you like that sort of music and meet women there. At least then you have something to talk to her about. You just shared an experience together. Ask her what music she likes and invite her to someother gig next week. Make sure their is a gig the following week and that you know what you're talking about with regards to music.

3) Pick a sunny day. Go to the park with a frisbee. Play near a couple of ladies. Let the frisbee land near/on/between them. When you go over to pick it up. Start chatting. Ask them to join in. If they say they are busy, ask them if they are busy later. Then invite them for drinks. If they say they have boyfriend then pretend like you werent chatting them up and jus tfob it off saying "Its only a frisbee!" but keep it playful. Even if they are not single they may have fun and maybe give you a number just in case. Or set you up etc...
**Warning** DO NOT DO THIS WITH A FOOTBALL!!!

4) Join some club thing in college. Always a good way to make friends.

5) Find some git whose only friends are girls and start hanging out with him.

6) Crash Weddings.

7) Crash Funerals.

8) Are their any girls in work you like?

9) Throw a party, invite everyone.

10) If one to 9 dont buy a ski mask and a gun and start hanging out in the bushes cause thats the only way you will be getting any!

Civilian_Target

I dunno -try posting on the personal issues board maybe?

7) Crash Funerals.

*shudder*

Steffano2002

Gross Halfwit wrote:

Right. Heres a few things you could try.

1) Befriend the 2 girls in your class. Be really sweet, caring and sensitive even if you have to lie to them. Then start talking about how its so hard to meet women and hint at a bad break up and how she ripped your heaert out but dont be bitter and hateful towards the imaginary gf. Be nice and regretful. They will think you are so sweet and such that they will have to set you up with a mate of theirs.

2) Stop going to clubs. Go instead to gigs, Whelans, Dorans, Voodoo etc. If you like that sort of music and meet women there. At least then you have something to talk to her about. You just shared an experience together. Ask her what music she likes and invite her to someother gig next week. Make sure their is a gig the following week and that you know what you're talking about with regards to music.

3) Pick a sunny day. Go to the park with a frisbee. Play near a couple of ladies. Let the frisbee land near/on/between them. When you go over to pick it up. Start chatting. Ask them to join in. If they say they are busy, ask them if they are busy later. Then invite them for drinks. If they say they have boyfriend then pretend like you werent chatting them up and jus tfob it off saying "Its only a frisbee!" but keep it playful. Even if they are not single they may have fun and maybe give you a number just in case. Or set you up etc...
**Warning** DO NOT DO THIS WITH A FOOTBALL!!!

4) Join some club thing in college. Always a good way to make friends.

5) Find some git whose only friends are girls and start hanging out with him.

6) Crash Weddings.

7) Crash Funerals.

8) Are their any girls in work you like?

9) Throw a party, invite everyone.

10) If one to 9 dont buy a ski mask and a gun and start hanging out in the bushes cause thats the only way you will be getting any!

Great advice that! You must pull like crazy Gross Halfwit! (To which he answers "Not at all! I'm 58, married with 4 kids" :eek: :eek: :eek: )

shellby

i agree with the person that said go to gigs instead of night clubs it's impossible to meet someone in a club for to much drink hormones and bad music

Dimitri

Gross Halfwit wrote:

Right. Heres a few things you could try.

1) Befriend the 2 girls in your class. Be really sweet, caring and sensitive even if you have to lie to them. Then start talking about how its so hard to meet women and hint at a bad break up and how she ripped your heaert out but dont be bitter and hateful towards the imaginary gf. Be nice and regretful. They will think you are so sweet and such that they will have to set you up with a mate of theirs......

.....10) If one to 9 dont buy a ski mask and a gun and start hanging out in the bushes cause thats the only way you will be getting any!

In all fairness that is probably some of the best pulling advice i've ever heard, fair play!!

cornbb

Feel your pain synchro! Irish people seem to have trouble hooking up unless plastered drunk in a nightclub. I reckon not enough people have the balls to just talk to each other/ask each other out.

Esel

Gross Halfwit wrote:

. . .

6) Crash Weddings.

7) Crash Funerals.

. . .

Crash cars. That way, you get to meet a lot of nurses!

Gross Halfwit

When in a crowded pub try this; If you are at the bar and a girl comes along make room for her but dont look at her. Just turn or move. They will take the space and look at you to say thanks. Most guys use this as an invitation to chat up a lady and she will be surprised that you didnt. She will begin to doubt herself and thus making her vulnerable and wanting male attention, yours, save that for later.

Or maybe she will think that you didnt hear her and if she is the polite type may tip you to say thanks again. She initiated the physical contact and the conversation. The ball is now in your court. Say, oh sorry, didnt hear you there the music is too loud etc. Then follow it up with either I love/hate this song or I hate/love this place or a question like is it always this loud. With that last question you have just asked her if she comes here often without saying it. Clever eh?

Keep chatting about random things. Make her laugh if you can. Let her order first even though you were there first. Gentleman. Let her go then. There will be plenty of time later. Then keep an eye on her, throw her the odd glance. Now you can play this either way.

1) Next time she heads to the bar go up, but not straight away. Say oh we meet again and chat some more. She will know you have been checking her out. You seem like a nice guy. She is yours. This is where you put on the moves.

2) Wait till she goes to the toilet or for a smoke. Basically out of sight. Go over to her table and ask one of her friends if her friend is gone and look kind of upset. She will say no, shes in the toilet/smoke. Say oh right, cool. Then look kind of embarrassed. Walk back to your table in full view of them. Make sure they know where you are. When she comes back they will say some guy was looking for her. They will point you out. If she likes what she sees she may come over to find out what you wanted. shes yours. If se doesnt come over then she aint interested. But at least you didnt get turned down face to face.

I dont pull like crazy. I am picky. If I wasnt then that would be disrespectful to the girls, dont you think?

ven0m

Never really had a problem finding women in Dublin City.... city is filled with plenty of women..... just stay away from irish women.... hate to say this but I think I'll never date another Irish woman again..... seems to be much easier & far more relaxed with foreign women & they are more approachable.....


::: ven0mous :::

Tiffany

Gross Halfwit wrote:

7) Crash Funerals.

That is just wrong.

Gross Halfwit

Tiffany wrote:

That is just wrong.

Death is the biggest natural aphrodisiac!

If you have seen The Wedding Crashers you will know Im joking!

Third_Echelon

Gross Halfwit wrote:

6) Crash Weddings.
7) Crash Funerals.

...someone has been watching the recent vaughan/wilson/ferell movie... haven't they

good advice though :cool:

Gross Halfwit

Third_Echelon wrote:

...someone has been watching the recent vaughan/wilson/ferell movie... haven't they

good advice though :cool:

Yeah. Good movie.

Draupnir

Gross Halfwit wrote:

I dont pull like crazy. I am picky. If I wasnt then that would be disrespectful to the girls, dont you think?

Good advice man. I totally agreed with you until you said this. In reality, fat chicks need loving too. They just dont need to know its a sympathy/end of night desperation mooch.

Spicy Lauren

Gross Halfwit wrote:

When in a crowded pub try this; If you are at the bar and a girl comes along make room for her but dont look at her. Just turn or move. They will take the space and look at you to say thanks. Most guys use this as an invitation to chat up a lady and she will be surprised that you didnt. She will begin to doubt herself and thus making her vulnerable and wanting male attention, yours, save that for later.

Or maybe she will think that you didnt hear her and if she is the polite type may tip you to say thanks again. She initiated the physical contact and the conversation. The ball is now in your court. Say, oh sorry, didnt hear you there the music is too loud etc. Then follow it up with either I love/hate this song or I hate/love this place or a question like is it always this loud. With that last question you have just asked her if she comes here often without saying it. Clever eh?

Keep chatting about random things. Make her laugh if you can. Let her order first even though you were there first. Gentleman. Let her go then. There will be plenty of time later. Then keep an eye on her, throw her the odd glance. Now you can play this either way

Nice way to chat up a girl, but PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE guys, do NOT ask the girl 'WHERE ARE YOU FROM?' as this is the dumbest chat-up line I ever heard in my life!!
In fact, 9 guys out of 10 chat me up that way, and it's bloody annoying!! A little voice in my head usually goes 'Grrr - I'm from Mars ye a*sehole!' and I just turn around!

Frank Grimes

Spicy Lauren wrote:

Nice way to chat up a girl, but PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE guys, do NOT ask the girl 'WHERE ARE YOU FROM?' as this is the dumbest chat-up line I ever heard in my life!!

Maybe they're not all trying to chat you up. Anytime I've been abroad and I've got talking to people one of the first questions I've been asked is "where are you from", it's a natural question (I think anyway) for someone to ask if you look/sound foreign. If I'd have ignored them for asking that I'd have missed out on some interesting conversations. Just my 2c anyway.

Spicy Lauren

Frank Grimes wrote:

Maybe they're not all trying to chat you up. Anytime I've been abroad and I've got talking to people one of the first questions I've been asked is "where are you from", it's a natural question (I think anyway) for someone to ask if you look/sound foreign. If I'd have ignored them for asking that I'd have missed out on some interesting conversations. Just my 2c anyway.

I know Darling, but when you hear 20 times a night 'where are you from?' followed by 'where about?' and 'so, do you like it here?' - and this for the past 6 years I'm living in Ireland - it comes to a point when I feel I am reciting the same story over and over and it just p*sses me off. Originality guys, O-RI-GI-NA-LI-TY ffs!

Frank Grimes

Spicy Lauren wrote:

I know Darling, but when you hear 20 times a night 'where are you from?' followed by 'where about?' and 'so, do you like it here?' - and this for the past 6 years I'm living in Ireland - it comes to a point when I feel I am reciting the same story over and over and it just p*sses me off. Originality guys, O-RI-GI-NA-LI-TY ffs!

Didn't think of it that way, I guess I didn't have to contend with drunks trying to "charm" me though

ando

crash cars isnt such a bad idea. I've heard of a good few ppl hooking up after they crash into one another, so the next time your driving along and you see a lovely blond in her civic, slam into her

Gross Halfwit

Draupnir wrote:

Good advice man. I totally agreed with you until you said this. In reality, fat chicks need loving too. They just dont need to know its a sympathy/end of night desperation mooch.

I said I'm picky I did not however say I'm a shallow mofo judges girls only on looks. When I say I'm picky I mean that I enjoy talking to a girl who is funny, sweet, intelligent and interesting. If shes curvaceous then all the better. I dont go after everything in a skirt. Thats sad and it cheapens what I have shared with other girls.

ven0m

Gross Halfwit wrote:

Make her laugh if you can.

This ALWAYS has worked like a charm for me.... I have YET to have this tactic fail........ I find a woman who catches my eye, I get chatting, I make them laugh, I have company for the evening & hopefully next morning too ;-)


::: ven0mous :::

monkeyfudge

ven0m wrote:

This ALWAYS has worked like a charm for me.... I have YET to have this tactic fail........ I find a woman who catches my eye, I get chatting, I make them laugh, I have company for the evening & hopefully next morning too ;-)


::: ven0mous :::

Unfortunetly my sense of humour isn't to everyones taste and I usually just end up scaring people...

My advice... bring a monkey out with you (It doesn't even have to be a real one) Many women will want to meet your monkey.

Sparky

monkeyfudge wrote:

Unfortunetly my sense of humour isn't to everyones taste and I usually just end up scaring people...

My advice... bring a monkey out with you (It doesn't even have to be a real one) Many women will want to meet your monkey.

speaking from experience there??

madfistbt

Become a fitness instructor, your basically paid to flirt

monkeyfudge

Sparky_S wrote:

speaking from experience there??

Yep... I just let my pet monkey Darwin do all the chatting up for me...

"EEEeeek-Eeeeek-Ohh-Ohh-ahh-ahh-eee-eee" is one of his top chat up lines.

Sparky

monkeyfudge wrote:

Yep... I just let my pet monkey Darwin do all the chatting up for me...

"EEEeeek-Eeeeek-Ohh-Ohh-ahh-ahh-eee-eee" is one of his top chat up lines.

jesus i think my friend once met him, i must ask her

Pighead

Synchro old buddy,fear not as help is at hand.Assuming your not so ugly that your parents have to take you to work every day so they dont have to kiss you goodbye i'm pretty confident these tips will work

Flirting consists of four things. All of them are basically a communication that says im interested! Are you?

First, looking frankly interested, such as sitting alertly and looking alertly at them. Looking into their face and eyes.

Second, other body language consisting of courting gestures. This includes preening gestures such as smoothing back the hair or tie It includes stances of dominance and submission, such as a man standing with feet a little wider than usual, and chest elevated; or such as a woman tilting her head to the side and glancing up from below her hair. The funny thing about body language is that, we all understand it instantly, but most of us are unconscious about it.

Another way to tune in more to body language is to turn on the old movie channel, and turn the sound very low. Then when the romantic scenes come on, watch the man and the woman actors carefully. These are professionals who have studied body language carefully, and often they will show you LOTS of ways to use body language.

Third, speaking in double-entendres, where your meaning could be ordinary, or the same words could have a sensual meaning instead. For example, Wow, this summer weather. I'm just burning up; how about you?

Do not over-do this. The light touch works best. And for certain, you almost never use crude stuff (unless you want somebody really crude as the love of your life.)

Fourth, BE FRANK:, EG-God, you’ve got me hot just looking at you. Do you mind if we go over to my house and get married? You might want to save this for late

Some may accuse Pighead of speaking rubbish again but i truly believe these tips will help you bag a bitch.Happy flirting buddy

Nightwish

synchro wrote:

the course im doing in college is extremely gender imbalanced and in fact theres only 2 girls in the class, and they're hooked up

Are you in my class? :eek:

Sparky

Pighead ive got 2 words for ya



Well said.


you should apply to be a mod of PI

Linoge

Gross Halfwit wrote:

2) Wait till she goes to the toilet or for a smoke. Basically out of sight. Go over to her table and ask one of her friends if her friend is gone and look kind of upset. She will say no, shes in the toilet/smoke. Say oh right, cool. Then look kind of embarrassed. Walk back to your table in full view of them. Make sure they know where you are. When she comes back they will say some guy was looking for her. They will point you out. If she likes what she sees she may come over to find out what you wanted. shes yours. If se doesnt come over then she aint interested. But at least you didnt get turned down face to face.

OMG, I used to always do that! lol

anthonymcg

Pighead wrote:

Some may accuse Pighead of speaking rubbish again but i truly believe these tips will help you bag a bitch.Happy flirting buddy

"Bag a Bitch" sounds like a gameshow. www.rte.ie/tv/bagabitch

Space Coyote

Originally posted by Gross Halfwit
Make her laugh if you can.

Yes making a girl laugh is a major bonus but ye don't want to over-do it.
As Mr. Billy Connolly once said..."F**k funny, get yer f**ckin knickers off!"

Sparky

imaging him saying that makes me laugh

Dizzyblabla

Gross Halfwit - I must say that you have very good tactic's... from a girls perspecitve I'd say that it rarely doesn't work! I am impressed!

Gross Halfwit

Dizzyblabla wrote:

Gross Halfwit - I must say that you have very good tactic's... from a girls perspecitve I'd say that it rarely doesn't work! I am impressed!

Thats good. I was hoping that I wouldn't come off as a player, cause I'm not. I find women beautiful and fascinating. I love spending time in their company. You women rock whether your big n' brassy, small n' sassy or cute n' classy. Not only have I had the pleasure of their company all night long but I have also made a lot of friends too.

Hedge

Good chat up technique.

Catch a girl's eye.
Finish your drink.
Approach her and say:
"You look interesting. I have to go just now, but can I have your number?"

She will (surprisingly) usually oblige. It may take a bit more small talk "Why should I?" "So I can phone you of course!" etc etc

Once you have her number you can leave. Or if you want to be a bit cheeky you could say
"How do I know it's your number"
"Don't you trust me?"
"Trust has to be earnt"
"Well, try phoning it then."
Smile and nod and say "Yeah, I might" and walk away.

She is then putty in your hands.
Wait a couple of days and text her "So, let me know when you want to buy me a drink?"

She will say "How about tonight"

Say "I can't... how about Wednesday or Thursday?"

She will oblige... and the rest is up to you.

The above is just an idea of how the converstaion will go. You'll have to adlib and be yourself but I can almost guarantee that the conversation will follow a form close to the above

Spicy Lauren

Hedge wrote:

Approach her and say:
"You look interesting. I have to go just now, but can I have your number?"

She will (surprisingly) usually oblige. It may take a bit more small talk "Why should I?" "So I can phone you of course!" etc etc

I'm afraid it wouldnt work with me!
I'd tell you where to go

Hedge

Spicy Lauren wrote:

I'm afraid it wouldnt work with me!
I'd tell you where to go

That's because you're spicey.

Seriously though. I bet it would. You just don't think it would.

Alternatively, ask "Where are you from?"

Spicy Lauren

Hedge wrote:

That's because you're spicey.

Seriously though. I bet it would. You just don't think it would.

Alternatively, ask "Where are you from?"

Haha!
It probably would, yes, for desperate women in need of affection (or more)

Hedge

Spicy Lauren wrote:

Haha!
It probably would, yes, for desperate women in need of affection (or more)

Desperate women in need of affection?

Or single women with a bit of adventure?

Spicy Lauren

Hedge wrote:

Desperate women in need of affection?

Or single women with a bit of adventure?

You heard me the first time.
Unless you look like Brad Pitt, in which case it might work alright.
Seriously, have you ever tried that technique? I find it very doubtful that a lady would give away her phone number to some rude stranger!!

joejoem

In fairness I have walked into a bar, walked straight over to a girl and put her over my shoulder and taken her home without saying anything but "your coming with me" so that line sounds like it would work. Best to keep coversation to a minimum in nightclubs etc I think

Hedge

Spicy Lauren wrote:

You heard me the first time.
Unless you look like Brad Pitt, in which case it might work alright.
Seriously, have you ever tried that technique? I find it very doubtful that a lady would give away her phone number to some rude stranger!!

Why do you say rude? Is smiling and calling somebody interesting rude?

And by "look like Brad Pitt", I'm guessing you mean "physically attractive to me". Surely you have you're own likes and dislikes in a man, and don't just look for "Brad Pitt"

Jesus... You said GUYS were boring.

Jumpy

Spicy Lauren wrote:

Nice way to chat up a girl, but PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE guys, do NOT ask the girl 'WHERE ARE YOU FROM?' as this is the dumbest chat-up line I ever heard in my life!!
In fact, 9 guys out of 10 chat me up that way, and it's bloody annoying!! A little voice in my head usually goes 'Grrr - I'm from Mars ye a*sehole!' and I just turn around!

Hahaha, that actually was the only thing I used at one stage in my younger/hotter days.
And damn did it work too. Obviously not for everyone though.

It could be because I am from a long way away that it worked too...

Spicy Lauren

Hedge wrote:

Why do you say rude? Is smiling and calling somebody interesting rude?

I do find it rude to ask some girl her phone number without even chatting with her a while before, that's all!
But thats your way of doing it so if it works, fair play to ya! As for me, as I said earlier, I'd tell yer man where to go!
I would appreciate some other girl's opinion on that one!!

Spicy Lauren

joejoem wrote:

In fairness I have walked into a bar, walked straight over to a girl and put her over my shoulder and taken her home without saying anything but "your coming with me" so that line sounds like it would work. Best to keep coversation to a minimum in nightclubs etc I think

Jays man, fair play! Was she asleep under the table?

Bob Bogart

U sound like a pure stud, picking up women like that, any more advice, you should have your own show.

joejoem

Spicy Lauren wrote:

Jays man, fair play! Was she asleep under the table?

Ha! No. I remember paddys day about two years ago in New York I was working behind the bar and all day I was getting pphone numbers (a great day to be Irish) but when I finished I was walking through the croud to the upstairs bar when I was grabbed by a girl and taken outside. I started to laugh going "whats going on?" next thing I knew I was at her place (man she was rich, a two story apartment overlooking central park about two blocks away from John Lennons old place - where he was shot) I never did find out her name. I left straight afterwards to go back to the party.

Spicy Lauren

joejoem wrote:

Ha! No. I remember paddys day about two years ago in New York I was working behind the bar and all day I was getting pphone numbers (a great day to be Irish) but when I finished I was walking through the croud to the upstairs bar when I was grabbed by a girl and taken outside. I started to laugh going "whats going on?" next thing I knew I was at her place (man she was rich, a two story apartment overlooking central park about two blocks away from John Lennons old place - where he was shot) I never did find out her name. I left straight afterwards to go back to the party.

So she pulled you, u didnt pull her! This is off thread