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Old man on bench

  • 18-07-2005 5:25pm
    #1
    Mr.Nice Guy
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 45,640 ✭✭✭✭


    Here's an oldie but a goodie:

    A young man is jogging through a park when he sees an old man sitting
    on a bench sobbing. Concerned, he stops by the bench. "Is there
    anything I can do for you, sir?"

    The old man looks up through teary eyes and between sobs and says, "I married a beautiful woman two days ago . She's a natural blonde, twenty-five, intelligent, a marvelous cook, a meticulous housekeeper, extremely sensitive to my wants and needs, very giving, my best friend, and intensely passionate in bed."

    The puzzled young man stares at the old man for a brief moment and says, "But that sounds great! You have what every man wants in a woman, so why are you crying?"

    The old man looks up and says, "Because I can't remember where I live!"


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