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All Hail the BIG YELLOW TEAPOT

  • 18-07-2005 1:04pm
    #1
    Kingsize
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,101 ✭✭✭


    From the sky news website
    18/7/2005

    "TEAPOT CULT UNDER ATTACK

    A mob has fire-bombed the headquarters of a bizarre Malaysian cult built around a giant teapot.

    The attack comes two weeks after the sect was raided by religious officials.


    About 30 assailants armed with Molotov cocktails attacked the commune in the early morning.

    The blaze engulfed a car, burnt one building and scorched the giant teapot itself.

    The sect in Malaysia's northeast believes the teapot has healing properties.

    Its leader, Ayah Pin, reportedly believes he is the "boss of all religions" and the owner of everything in his "Sky Kingdom".

    State religious authorities have outlawed the teapot sect as a deviant cult.

    "There has been a small fire," firefighter Ahmad Fakarudin said.

    "The roof of the teapot structure is also slightly charred but since it is made of concrete, the damage is not extensive."

    Police said there no reports of injuries. "

    where do i sign up????


Comments

  • #2
    TerrorFirmer
    Closed Accounts Posts: 29,930 ✭✭✭✭TerrorFirmer


    Hmmm, interesting.

    Lets book some cheap flights.


  • #3
    Naos
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,738 ✭✭✭Naos


    Can we see the source?


  • #4
    Talliesin
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,314 ✭✭✭Talliesin


    Further evidence that we need a Tea / Coffee forum IMO.


  • #5
    danniemcq
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,163 ✭✭✭✭danniemcq


    maybe they al wanted a cuppa cause with al the fires the kettle would boil a whole load quicker. we just need a biscuit cult now!


  • #6
    YeatsCounty
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,474 ✭✭✭YeatsCounty


    Best. Cult. Ever.

    Link for the non-believers.


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  • #7
    Sarky
    Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    It was those damned coffee terrorists.

    Always trying to intimidate us tea-drinkers. WELL IT'S NOT GOING TO WORK!


  • #8
    BizzyC
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,012 ✭✭✭BizzyC


    Coffe Terrorist:
    We'll get you tea-drinking scum,
    We never sleep..................


  • #9
    Sarky
    Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    BizzyC wrote:
    Coffe Terrorist:
    We'll get you tea-drinking scum,
    We never sleep..................


    Very clever. I like it. :)


  • #10
    sceptre
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 19,608 ✭✭✭✭sceptre


    Meh, it's probably filled with Flavor Aid.

    Now Big Yellow Teapots, that brings back memories of big red fun buses.

    All hail the Big Red Funbus cult. Boss of all religions and beliefs it is.


  • #11
    Capt'n Midnight
    Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators Posts: 93,552 Mod ✭✭✭✭Capt'n Midnight


    just keep away from any cult that doesn't use real Kool-Aid


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