Please help me find a name for my new pet dog.

PH01

I kinda like the name 'Rusty'...

kittenkiller

How about James?

Sarky

Stalin.

jezza

If I ever get a pibull Im going to name it Steve.
Im after walking on glass and my foot is bleeding. How am I going to get it out.
And yes Amp I know its in the wrong place but its sore.
Serious

amp

jezza wrote:

If I ever get a pibull Im going to name it Steve.
Im after walking on glass and my foot is bleeding. How am I going to get it out.
And yes Amp I know its in the wrong place but its sore.
Serious

There is no "wrong place". Use a tweezers, lots of water (tap from bath) and possibly a doctor.

I voted for "rusty".

pwd

i play "see if i can choose the least selected option" on these polls

Shabadu

I think you should call him foreskin.

jezza

Its hurts. I washed it in bath and i tried to take it out but touching it made my whole leg hurt bad and it bleeding more. I could see blood underneath the skin when i washed all the other blood away

Shabadu

Dab away the blood gently with something that won't leave fibres, I reccomend a clean teatowel. If you can see any glass try and gently squeeze it out the same direction it went in. Is there anyone with you that can help?

Sarky

OP could always go for the old classic "Syndrome".

Einstein

Rusty's a crap name.

How bout just calling him Rusty?

jezza

Shabadu wrote:

Dab away the blood gently with something that won't leave fibres, I reccomend a clean teatowel. If you can see any glass try and gently squeeze it out the same direction it went in. Is there anyone with you that can help?

Ok doing the tea towel, can see no glass, can feel it. Im alone until about 7ish

Shabadu

Is it just a little shard, or a lot? Could you bare the pain of just squeezing out a lot of blood and hoping the shard comes with it, or would that be too sore? How deep/wide is the cut? Do you have some dettol/disenfectant? If not, dissolve loads of salt in a little boiling water in a bowl and then fill it with cold water till it's luke-warm. Soak your foot in that to soften up the skin and maybe ease out the glass.

jezza

Theres about 3 marks on my foot, but i can only feel glass in one. I dont know if its a shard, i can feel the lump, hurts even touching around it, my foots going fuzzy

Sarky

Put your feet up, wait for someone to come home and get them to remove it with a tweezers/magnifying glass combo. Trying to remove small bits of glass from your own feet is awkward and difficult, and you might make things worse.

simu

Poxicus Hydrocephalicus Maximus Nominicus

NotMe

Busty.

amp

I would just like to note in this thread to any lawyers who happen to read it that we do not claim to be medical professionals. Any advice that Jezza takes it at her own risk.

I do however, claim to be the re-incarnation of Lassie. Prove me wrong bitches.

Rozabeez

I reccomend....Malcolm.

Jezza hows the foot?

jezza

Jessie not a happy bunny.
I got 3 injections, (one to numb it, one to stitch it and a tetnus)
On the plus side!! Me did get to skip the que at accident and emergancy as it was bleeding so much. (Thumbs up here)
Thank you Shabadu Amp and Sarky.

Stalfos

oh well looks like my friends plan to kill jezza has failed again . But there's always tomorrow. Muahahhahahahaha

What does the dog look like? usually you can name it by how it looks

keevita

we adopted a stray from around my college and called her leonard cohen. thats cos my boyf was already called rusty.

i sh1t u not

NotMe

Stalfos wrote:

What does the dog look like? usually you can name it by how it looks

This is true. If it's black... blacky. If it's white... snowy. If it's brown... brownie. If if has spots...spot. If it has patches... patch. Otherwise.... rover. Couldn't be simpler.

Sarky

I used to have a dog who liked drinking diluted rum. So we called him Grog.

Arr!

True story.

jezza

Haha....My brother got my alsation puppy drunk on christmas 03, with baccardi and cider. I thought it was gonna die.

Shabadu

Im had a dog that got hit by a car and lost an eye, two legs, and his tail. We called him 'stupid'. True story.

meditraitor

call it Madra, or Meirgeach

Shabadu

after YORE MA?

jezza

Shabadu wrote:

Im had a dog that got hit by a car and lost an eye, two legs, and his tail. We called him 'stupid'. True story.

:bigcry:
Poor doggy

meditraitor

or call it Stench(always good for a laugh)

Shabadu

jezza wrote:

:bigcry:
Poor doggy

Aw, jezza, i was only joking! There is no dog /jedi hand wave

jezza

Or "ya bastard". I have a dog called Jack and Shane is always shouting get that bastard outside or Jack ya bastard OUT. Jack will come to you if you call him bastard now, poor fool.
@ Shabadu.:shakesfinger:

Naos

I propose "The" as the dogs name.
As for jezza, you went to a doctor !!
These things have a way of working themselves out (for future reference)
Just chill out for a day or 3, that all of a sudden(I kid you not) It will just slide out.
Tis like a minute re-enactment of aliens.

Note: You must supply own blood curdling sound effects.

jezza

What the **** are ya on about?

PH01

Shabadu wrote:

Im had a dog that got hit by a car and lost an eye, two legs, and his tail. We called him 'stupid'. True story.

My Auntie use to call our dog Stupid. I was offended for him. Didn't speak to her for years after that.

Shabadu

Little Tommy Phelan? Is that you?

Evil Phil

How about "I killed a child" - you can stand at you front door calling your dog and watch the neighbours reaction.

Instant hilarity...

entropi

Rusty sounds good, on the otherhand, i'd suggest Thor

Shabadu

/vows to buy chiuaua and name it Thor mcZeusy

Femelade

how about deefor? ( D for Dog)

or rusty's good...whatever floats your Goat(BAaa)

NotMe

Femmy wrote:

how about deefor? ( D for Dog)

or rusty's good...whatever floats your Goat(BAaa)

hahaha deefor dog... I like it! Now I wanna get a dog just to call it that!

Healio

Call him Packie, and just pray a family from pakistan dont move in nextdoor.

Dizzyblabla

My cat's name is Cat... and I've a goldfish for about 13 years that we call the fish (we never actually named it!).. how original am I?

NotMe

I had fish called fish1, fish2, fish3, etc...

Chad ghostal

how do you sleep at night?



on a bed of nekid ladies in a sea of amstel

PH01

Chad ghostal wrote:

how do you sleep at night?



on a bed of nekid ladies in a sea of amstel

Amstel, or beer for that matter would be very sticky - yuck! And how many naykid chicks would you have in the bed? My preference would be for one. Anymore than that they would just start talking to each other about clothes and makeup. And then they'll start talking about me when I'm trying to sleep! Don't they know I have to get up in the morning and go to work?! Jeezus! And here I am on a sticky bed made of beer with all these naked women chatting about hair dye and the keep talking and fidgetting! Aaaaah I've gotta get some sleep!!!

Shabadu

I knew someone who caled his dog aand cat deeefor and ceefor respectively.

As in 'deefor dog and ceefor cat'.

ha ha ha ha ....... ha

There is no emoticon to express how i am feeling.

MadPatrick

Bielzibub is always a good name for a dog. Or you could go the other end and call it Jesus. Thats a good name for a dog

Sarky

Shabadu wrote:

There is no emoticon to express how i am feeling.

I sense your boobies are feeling happy for some reason.

The Gnome

No, no, no! It has to be something powerful. I suggest Highlord and Godbot Megatron, Turner of the Wheel, Duke of the Cog and Archcanon of the Bolt. Oh or maybe Mephistopheles, works for my fish.

PH01

MadPatrick wrote:

Bielzibub is always a good name for a dog. Or you could go the other end and call it Jesus. Thats a good name for a dog

Ya Jesus would be good alright.
And you'll get to say...
"STOP SNIFFING THAT DOG'S ARSE JESUS!!!"