you are live on Channel 4 please do not swear!

super123

.........you are live on Channel 4 please do not swear !

Anthony, Craig, Kemal.................

<Makosi, Vanessa, Orlaith and Derek, exchange thinly veiled smug glances>

.....................you are NOT in danger of eviction !

<audible gasps from all the others.............Science guffaws>

Housemates, you were told that Big brother would be telling you two lies this week, the first was about nominations taking place, the second lie is that Anthony, Craig and Kemal have not been up for eviction, they are SAFE because they nominated. It is a fundamental rule of Big Brother that nominations are compulsory. Derek, Eugene, Makosi, (boooo) Orlaigh (boooo), Science and Vanessa (boooo). The public have been voting all week and the two housemates with the highest votes, will be up for eviction.
The two housemates with the highest public votes are.............Makosi........and..............Vanessa.

Makosi and Vanessa your fellow housemates will now decide which one of you goes.

<Derek, Kemal and Orlaith, are seen to narrow their eyes as their brains work overtime at the possibilities>

<5 mins later>

Makosi, you have been evicted from the Big Brother house, you have 2 mins to say your goodbyes.

<Vanessa distraught, Ant and Craig jumping with joy.>

<Makosi's hand goes to her forehead as she collapses to the floor>

"Oh, My baby! My baby!"

Gandalf23

Davina!! Is that really you using the alias super123?

BaZmO*

super123 wrote:

<Makosi's hand goes to her forehead as she collapses to the floor>

"Oh, My baby! My baby!"

Ha ha! Yeah that's about right.

B.

Gareth2303

super123 wrote:

<Makosi's hand goes to her forehead as she collapses to the floor>

"Oh, My baby! My baby!"

...Makosi lies on he floor looking at all the housemates for a reaction...they aren't taking her on, they're all sipping tea and chatting like derick...

Antony picks her off the floor and says "Woot Baybi??"

Makosi is playing with her wig and stutters " Yours"....

All housemates still don't take her on and Antonys face widens with a smile..."Yees, That meens am knot gay like, aye"....

Makosi whispers "no,"..."I'm really a man........................

Bamboozled

I wouldn't put it past her.

cil_aine

lol this is a very good post! i hate makosi... and vanessa... and craig....

qz

Makosi: "No, I'm not actually a man, I'm a horse"

/Pulls off man suit to reveal a horse.

Makosi: "Actually, I'm not a horse, I'm a broom"

/Pulls off horse suit to reveal a broom. Broom falls to the floor.

Maynooth

Damn ya, i thought that was for real

Mimikyu

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murphaph

Solitaryman666 wrote:

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Not that stupid. BB censor words like c*nt even on the 10pm show, but can't if it's live so instead of asking them not to say c*nt, they say "please do not swear".

Pigman II

qz wrote:

Makosi: "No, I'm not actually a man, I'm a horse"

/Pulls off man suit to reveal a horse.

Derek : "Oh my! How Wonderful! At last something in this ghastly place that one might feel like riding"

Mimikyu

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Creamy Goodness

murphaph wrote:

Not that stupid. BB censor words like c*nt even on the 10pm show, but can't if it's live so instead of asking them not to say c*nt, they say "please do not swear".

also you're forgetting everything that is been shown as "Live" is not live. BB live coverage is like 15 minutes delayed but even football matches and stuff like that are not live, they have a 30 second/1minute delay for unforseen events. eg. Eoin hart (the wrestler died at a show that shown live but we did not see him die).

i don't know what's the big deal with swear words it's not like any children would want to watch big brother.

Gareth2303

Antnee.."So, I rid a broom, Aha...I'm not gay, I'M A WIZARD"

Vanetha.."Yes,Yur a withard Harry, I mean antnee"

danniemcq

qz wrote:

Makosi: "No, I'm not actually a man, I'm a horse"

/Pulls off man suit to reveal a horse.

Makosi: "Actually, I'm not a horse, I'm a broom"

/Pulls off horse suit to reveal a broom. Broom falls to the floor.

first and most likely lst time to post in the bb forum but that deserved a . there i'm done and running away now!

Bamboozled

ah come back danny, we're not that monstrous!

There was a survey done that c*nt is not found to be as offensive as it was. Now, tw*t and w*g are considered worse.

Since C4 show documentaries with people er...... being overly friendly with animals, then i dont see thier reasoning any more on the "please do not swaer" bit.

billy the squid

THIS IS BIG BROTHER. THE STORE ROOM IS NOW OPEN FOR HOUSEMATES TO COLLECT THEIR SUITCASES.

KEMAL Aaaaaaggghhh!!! they forgot my suitcase

ANTHONY : they havent huyed mine in here either..... but yours is here makosi.

billy the squid

murphaph wrote:

Not that stupid. BB censor words like c*nt even on the 10pm show, but can't if it's live so instead of asking them not to say c*nt, they say "please do not swear".

when maxwell was going "open the ****ing door," did that go out on the live show.

billy the squid

billy the squid wrote:

when maxwell was going "open the ****ing door," did that go out on the live show.

Yes it did because on the eviction shows theres no time delay so they cant edit out the swears.


It's looking like Orlaith will be one of the two that the HM's will have to vote on so she's a gonner-Derek,Vanessa,McDozie and kemall are definite votes against her,she only needs one more and science doesnt like her either.

So I guess ye are stuck with Vanessa for another week.

BaZmO*

Solitaryman666 wrote:

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Every time I hear Davina say, "Please do not swear" I can't help but think of Bo Selecta. "This is Big Brother, you are live on Channel 4. Please do not say Fúck or Bugger!"

Bamboozled wrote:

There was a survey done that c*nt is not found to be as offensive as it was. Now, tw*t and w*g are considered worse

Really? I'd say the C word is a lot more offensive.

B.

murphaph

Earthman wrote:

Yes it did because on the eviction shows theres no time delay so they cant edit out the swears.


It's looking like Orlaith will be one of the two that the HM's will have to vote on so she's a gonner-Derek,Vanessa,McDozie and kemall are definite votes against her,she only needs one more and science doesnt like her either.

So I guess ye are stuck with Vanessa for another week.

Balls. I'm beginning to like Orlaith just because she stated last night that they're there to win £100,000, and not to make friends. She's honest at least. Makosi started rantng about the money not being important (lying bitch). I really want Vanessa or Makosi to go tonight.

bigmouth

murphaph wrote:

Balls. I'm beginning to like Orlaith just because she stated last night that they're there to win £100,000, and not to make friends. She's honest at least. Makosi started rantng about the money not being important (lying bitch). I really want Vanessa or Makosi to go tonight.

Totally in agreement there! Was hating Orlaith until those two ****** ******** ***** (insert suitable expletives here) started their 'ooh she's coming between us and Kemal! Kemal is probably just feeling rejected since she came in so I can excuse him, but the other two, when they have spent the whole week slagging him off!!! I hate them!!!!! :mad:

Pigman II

Yeah Orlaith got a point in my book too for admitting she's only in there to win the prize and not to make friends. I was surprised Vanetha and Molokos noses didn't grow an inch when they immediately shot up to disagree with her.

lilulila

I am praying to Jesus, Allah and Buddha that Vanessa goes tonight. She is so smug with Makosi always bitching in the loft about everyone. I cant wait to see her face when she gets booed out of the house and she realises shes not little miss popular. I pray that it will be tonight

Bamboozled

Its going up and down on whether is gong to be: Makosi V Orlaith, or Makosi V Vanetha.

Either way, once MAkosi, Derek and Vanessa get boos and Science gets a few cheers I'll be happy if either of the 3 girls go. And no, its not out of jealousy (as i was accused of suffering while being on other forums). Makosi is too annoying and messing with too many innocents heads. Orlaith tweaking her nipples so much is annoying me to the point that i can pick up the channel she's tuning at this stage. And i'm sick of hearing Vanetha eat, bitch and then see her retire for a sleep after eating 2 bowls of cereal and 10 slices of toat. Actually, if she went, they'd be able to survive the week on the basic budget rations - and would probably have some left over!

As for the swear words, since Caprice (i think it was her) said it on morning TV about the Vagina Monologues, said c*nt, it started a whole lot of surveys on what people nowadays find offensive and it was found that there were 20 other words that were more offensive than it, including the two i mentioned as the top two in the survey. These were carried out in the UK, and since BB is aimed at the UK and broadcast on the same channel as what i mentioned in the previous page, you'd think they'd give it a rest. Though I do suppose there's children watching the eviction shows, yet why they let the swear words be broadcast on the "what happened earlier" bits , confuses me (yes i'm easily confused ).

If they're going on the logic of do not swear because of kids watching, why dont they filter the swear words on the earlier bits that are being shown while the evictee is preparing to leave? The kids would be watching those bits too, if they're going on the idea that kids are watching the eviction.

As for Maxswill leaving and saying "open the f*cking door" - that word is considered an everyday word that kids hear all the time. And sadly, its true. They're even using it as soon as they can speak now.

Gareth2303

Yea, i work in a shop and a wayne was in the other day..Being the polite man that i am :P...I said "How you doing, you little choo choo" in my "baby" voice...The wayne just looked at me bemused and said.."F*CK OFF"...What the hell!!

BTW..The baby isn't with us anymore, i beat it round the shop ..oj

Bamboozled

wayne?

murphaph

I think it should be spelt 'wain', as in baby or child. It's a Scottish thing.

robo

Vanessa & Makosi got the boos!!!
But I want Orlaith to go! And I think if it is Orlaith V any housemate, Orlaith will be evicted!!!

Gareth2303

Wayne=Baby...Sorry for the confusion,

Rob how the heck can you want orlay to go? She's the only one "playing the game" and she knows that others are false.*Cough* Maloko,Vanetha*cough*

Gareth2303

Vanethas out...In all fairness i didn't like her but that was fooking lousy the way she exited!!

Dinner

Ahahahahahahahaha. That was brilliant.

CivilServant

Nah it was brilliant Althought someone in the crowd chucked an object at her which is a bit much. Plenty of boos all round well deserved. The hms voted like the public were thinking. Good result.

murphaph

The way they did that was fcukin stupid. Once it got to 2 or 3 votes for vanessa who would rationally vote for makosi knowing they'll likely have to face her in the house on an ongoing basis where if ou vote for vanessa there's a much better chance you won't have t face her again. Should have een secret in the diary room. Fcuk it-makosi is deeply unpopular and will go as soon as she's up again.

Bamboozled

You'd never know - there might be a mass Makosi nomination in the diary room.

Thanks for explaining "wayne".

Mimikyu

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super123

The " C " word is fine actually

Femelade

qz wrote:

Makosi: "No, I'm not actually a man, I'm a horse"

/Pulls off man suit to reveal a horse.

Makosi: "Actually, I'm not a horse, I'm a broom"

/Pulls off horse suit to reveal a broom. Broom falls to the floor.

yeah! family guy

"you a horse??"