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[spoiler]I AM BANNED FROM LUBNIP[/SPOILER] (CONTAINS SPOILERS AND POEMS)

  • 08-07-2005 04:00PM
    #1
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,446 ✭✭✭✭


    However I do not see this as a declaration of war, but rather good moderating by Shabadu. Rest assured I do not encourage the inhabitants of TCN and Lubnip to immitate my spoiling style and instead dedicate themselves to the furtherment of the dadaist cause.


    THE IRONING IS DELICOUS!


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 19,013 ✭✭✭✭Mimikyu


    This post has been deleted.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,446 ✭✭✭✭amp


    Were you not Dadaist enough?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,522 ✭✭✭Dr. Loon


    Is LUBNIP another private forum? If so, why do I not have access?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,304 ✭✭✭✭koneko


    Dr. Loon wrote:
    Is LUBNIP another private forum? If so, why do I not have access?

    Only the cool kids are allowed in


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,446 ✭✭✭✭amp


    Private Forum Request
    It strikes me recently that The Cuckoo's Nest has developed into something more than a den of iniquity and silliness.

    While there is a lot of meaningless noise which has found a valid home there; there is a dedicated core of people commited to the art of the silly.

    There is a surrealist and dadaist undercurrent of subversion in a lot of threads that deserves merit.

    Ironically, a lot of the humourous and well-thought out posts in TCN deserve to be registered as a valid post much more so than the 'post count ++' two word responses that clog up after hours.

    What I suggest is a splitting of the nest, one with post count disabled for plonking nonsensical threads in and talking rubbish, one a private forum for people who are dedicated to creating a witty and surreal masterpiece.

    Making the forum private would keep out the people who felt they could post rubbish for the sole reason of upping post-count with no comeuppance. Careful moderation (I suggest current fab-mods and old married couple amp & koneko if they would feel up to it) could prevent this from happening.

    I was banned for subverting subversion! I demand surrealist masterpieces be created immediately and hurled at Lubnip. The Leader commands it!


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 7,144 ✭✭✭DonkeyStyle \o/


    Yeah I don't have access anymore either... what's up with that? :confused:
    Ah well, who cares.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    What's LUBNiP?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 303 ✭✭Kio


    you are :eek: ohhhh sweet heaven its him :cool: LUBNiP Man!

    SuperHeroes.gif

    and LUBNiP boy


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,446 ✭✭✭✭amp


    Kio wrote:
    you are :eek: ohhhh sweet heaven its him :cool: LUBNiP Man!

    SuperHeroes.gif

    and LUBNiP boy

    In other news Kio was today pwned by a website's anti-leeching script.

    And now heres Richard Whiteley with Heavens weather:
    richard.jpg


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 303 ✭✭Kio


    amp wrote:
    In other news Kio was today pwned by a website's anti-leeching script.

    runningman.gif

    Help MEEEEEEEEEeeeeeeeeeee...........


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,446 ✭✭✭✭amp


    Kio wrote:
    runningman.gif

    Help MEEEEEEEEEeeeeeeeeeee...........

    I'd see a doctor if I were you, or a modern artist. Either way I've got to be frank, surely you need to pull yourself together and develop a thick skin to be able to post here.

    Disclaimer: the above was merely an attempt to create a superdense pun. It failed but you can't make an omlette without killing at least one mexican bartender


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 303 ✭✭Kio


    your frank from tesco hi
    Tesco-Booklet-Shadow.jpg


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 9,878 ✭✭✭Rozabeez


    This post has been deleted.

    HAHAHA!!!


    :p


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,659 ✭✭✭Shabadu


    I <3 amp with muffins. NUCLEAR MUFFINS OF DOOM, THAT IS!


    Or Blueberry. I can never remember which is which.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,659 ✭✭✭Shabadu


    Yeah I don't have access anymore either... what's up with that? :confused:
    Ah well, who cares.
    I never gave you access. Would you like access? You have to be a completely pathetic sellout to join, but you get a cool sig icon that like, totally roXorZ so all the n00bs think j00r 1337


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,446 ✭✭✭✭amp


    mmm muffins, my known weak spot. I shall purchase some muffins whilst adventuring out in the real-world.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,659 ✭✭✭Shabadu


    I knew you liked muff


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 7,352 ✭✭✭funky penguin


    Muffs r teh new penis.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,305 ✭✭✭The Clown Man


    amp wrote:
    And now heres Richard Whiteley with Heavens weather:
    richard.jpg


    ROFL!!!

    Thats terrible.

    But I likes! :D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,659 ✭✭✭Shabadu


    /resolves to start calling Muffins 'penis hats'


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,446 ✭✭✭✭amp


    Good lord woman. Between penis hats and shafts I think you require a certain meat product. Perhaps a sausage?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,659 ✭✭✭Shabadu


    I probably banned you because i'm not getting enough hot sausage action.

    Cranky, tbh.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,446 ✭✭✭✭amp


    I will overlook your obvious attempts to re-rail this thread back on topic and instead write a short poem:

    Oh hello to my winkie,
    You bring me much joy,
    I give you freedom,
    By wearing no pants.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,659 ✭✭✭Shabadu


    Freeform!!!!!!!11!!5


    AHAHAHAhahahahhahaahahahah................



    .......

    ...

    *ahem*

    I'll just get me coat so.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 19,013 ✭✭✭✭Mimikyu


    This post has been deleted.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,659 ✭✭✭Shabadu


    You had access for ages and never posted once. I mentioned several times in the forum that if people weren't in the forum, they would have access removed. I doubt you were ever in the forum, as there was a thread with your name on it; surely you would have seen/read it and noticed you were only in on a trial basis.

    You have access to Dr. Demento's, and have the icon in your sig, yet I have never seen you contribute there. I don't want people in LUBNiP who only want to be there because it's 'private'.

    Also, MoJu has become my deviant sex-slave in return for me not letting you in.*












    *lie


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,287 ✭✭✭NotMe


    ^^ :d


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,659 ✭✭✭Shabadu


    /me pets NotMe on the head while feeding him sweetmeats.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 7,352 ✭✭✭funky penguin


    Shabadu wrote:
    You had access for ages and never posted once. I mentioned several times in the forum that if people weren't in the forum, they would have access removed. I doubt you were ever in the forum, as there was a thread with your name on it; surely you would have seen/read it and noticed you were only in on a trial basis.

    You have access to Dr. Demento's, and have the icon in your sig, yet I have never seen you contribute there. I don't want people in LUBNiP who only want to be there because it's 'private'.

    Also, MoJu has become my deviant sex-slave in return for me not letting you in.*












    *lie

    Plus there's the whole biki thing.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 7,144 ✭✭✭DonkeyStyle \o/


    Shabadu wrote:
    I never gave you access.
    You did... stop playing these mind games :(


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