[spoiler]I AM BANNED FROM LUBNIP[/SPOILER] (CONTAINS SPOILERS AND POEMS)

amp

However I do not see this as a declaration of war, but rather good moderating by Shabadu. Rest assured I do not encourage the inhabitants of TCN and Lubnip to immitate my spoiling style and instead dedicate themselves to the furtherment of the dadaist cause.

THE IRONING IS DELICOUS!

Mimikyu

This post has been deleted.

amp

Were you not Dadaist enough?

Dr. Loon

Is LUBNIP another private forum? If so, why do I not have access?

koneko

Dr. Loon wrote:

Is LUBNIP another private forum? If so, why do I not have access?

Only the cool kids are allowed in

amp

Private Forum Request
It strikes me recently that The Cuckoo's Nest has developed into something more than a den of iniquity and silliness.

While there is a lot of meaningless noise which has found a valid home there; there is a dedicated core of people commited to the art of the silly.

There is a surrealist and dadaist undercurrent of subversion in a lot of threads that deserves merit.

Ironically, a lot of the humourous and well-thought out posts in TCN deserve to be registered as a valid post much more so than the 'post count ++' two word responses that clog up after hours.

What I suggest is a splitting of the nest, one with post count disabled for plonking nonsensical threads in and talking rubbish, one a private forum for people who are dedicated to creating a witty and surreal masterpiece.

Making the forum private would keep out the people who felt they could post rubbish for the sole reason of upping post-count with no comeuppance. Careful moderation (I suggest current fab-mods and old married couple amp & koneko if they would feel up to it) could prevent this from happening.

I was banned for subverting subversion! I demand surrealist masterpieces be created immediately and hurled at Lubnip. The Leader commands it!

DonkeyStyle \o/

Yeah I don't have access anymore either... what's up with that?
Ah well, who cares.

Sarky

What's LUBNiP?

Kio

you are :eek: ohhhh sweet heaven its him :cool: LUBNiP Man!



and LUBNiP boy

amp

Kio wrote:

you are :eek: ohhhh sweet heaven its him :cool: LUBNiP Man!



and LUBNiP boy

In other news Kio was today pwned by a website's anti-leeching script.

And now heres Richard Whiteley with Heavens weather:

Kio

amp wrote:

In other news Kio was today pwned by a website's anti-leeching script.

Help MEEEEEEEEEeeeeeeeeeee...........

amp

Kio wrote:

Help MEEEEEEEEEeeeeeeeeeee...........

I'd see a doctor if I were you, or a modern artist. Either way I've got to be frank, surely you need to pull yourself together and develop a thick skin to be able to post here.

Disclaimer: the above was merely an attempt to create a superdense pun. It failed but you can't make an omlette without killing at least one mexican bartender

Kio

your frank from tesco hi

Rozabeez

Solitaryman666 wrote:

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HAHAHA!!!

Shabadu

I amp with muffins. NUCLEAR MUFFINS OF DOOM, THAT IS!


Or Blueberry. I can never remember which is which.

Shabadu

DonkeyStyle \o/ wrote:

Yeah I don't have access anymore either... what's up with that?
Ah well, who cares.

I never gave you access. Would you like access? You have to be a completely pathetic sellout to join, but you get a cool sig icon that like, totally roXorZ so all the n00bs think j00r 1337

amp

mmm muffins, my known weak spot. I shall purchase some muffins whilst adventuring out in the real-world.

Shabadu

I knew you liked muff

funky penguin

Muffs r teh new penis.

The Clown Man

amp wrote:

And now heres Richard Whiteley with Heavens weather:

ROFL!!!

Thats terrible.

But I likes!

Shabadu

/resolves to start calling Muffins 'penis hats'

amp

Good lord woman. Between penis hats and shafts I think you require a certain meat product. Perhaps a sausage?

Shabadu

I probably banned you because i'm not getting enough hot sausage action.

Cranky, tbh.

amp

I will overlook your obvious attempts to re-rail this thread back on topic and instead write a short poem:

Oh hello to my winkie,
You bring me much joy,
I give you freedom,
By wearing no pants.

Shabadu

Freeform!!!!!!!11!!5


AHAHAHAhahahahhahaahahahah................



.......

...

*ahem*

I'll just get me coat so.

Mimikyu

This post has been deleted.

Shabadu

You had access for ages and never posted once. I mentioned several times in the forum that if people weren't in the forum, they would have access removed. I doubt you were ever in the forum, as there was a thread with your name on it; surely you would have seen/read it and noticed you were only in on a trial basis.

You have access to Dr. Demento's, and have the icon in your sig, yet I have never seen you contribute there. I don't want people in LUBNiP who only want to be there because it's 'private'.

Also, MoJu has become my deviant sex-slave in return for me not letting you in.*












*lie

NotMe

^^ :d

Shabadu

/me pets NotMe on the head while feeding him sweetmeats.

funky penguin

Shabadu wrote:

You had access for ages and never posted once. I mentioned several times in the forum that if people weren't in the forum, they would have access removed. I doubt you were ever in the forum, as there was a thread with your name on it; surely you would have seen/read it and noticed you were only in on a trial basis.

You have access to Dr. Demento's, and have the icon in your sig, yet I have never seen you contribute there. I don't want people in LUBNiP who only want to be there because it's 'private'.

Also, MoJu has become my deviant sex-slave in return for me not letting you in.*












*lie

Plus there's the whole biki thing.

DonkeyStyle \o/

Shabadu wrote:

I never gave you access.

You did... stop playing these mind games

Shabadu

I didn't! Would you like a ham sandwich?

amp

Closed for being not silly enough and for obvious pimping! DON'T MAKE ME ANGRY! YOU WOULDN'T LIKE IT WHEN I'M ANGRY!

amp

How sad it is when one closes ones own threads. Such is the will of The Leader and I his humble servant.

amp

Shabadu wrote:

Freeform!!!!!!!11!!5


AHAHAHAhahahahhahaahahahah................



.......

...

*ahem*

I'll just get me coat so.

hmmm
Oh hello to my winkie,
You bring me much joy,
I give you freedom,
By wearing no pants.

I am a poet and a fifth Dan Limerick Assassin Ninja and therefore the english language is mere dough to be shaped into whatever CONFORMIST poetic vessel you care to throw at me!

Behold Haku:
'lo to my winkie
Oh to me you bring much joy
No pants is freedom

Behold Limerick:
Said I to my winkie hello
You and I can put on a show
I let you swing free,
There's no pants on me
If I had some string you'd make a good bow.

Behold Iambic Pentameter:
Shall I compare winkie to a summers day?
Thou art more lovely and more temperate.
Rough winds do shake the darling buds of May,
And summer's lease hath all too short a date.
Sometimes too hot the pants do be,
And it's not the best way to get it tanned,
That my winkie should be unshackled and free,
If not handled by women then not manhandeld,
But thy eternal summer shall not fade,
Nor regain possession of the dreaded pants,
For dressing gowns shall cause you shade,
And thus to winkie I give my thanks.
So long as men can breath or eyes can see,
So long lives this, and gives life to thee. Baby

Thread re-opened baby! Mention lubnip again and I may well ban you. You never know when The Leader gets grumpy

Shabadu

The 'free' in freeform was referring to your winkle's current state. It was in no way meant to imply that freeform poetry was somehow inferior.

Merely a crappy pun, no crappy insult intended.

amp

Conformist!

Shabadu

Oh yeah? Look at you- with your 'grammar' and 'syntax' and 'accurate spellings'.

pot wrote:

J'accuse!

amp

Originally posted by pot: J'accuse
This quote did Shabadu use,
In words she did convey
In a very good way
The power of humour, fair dues