foreign gf/bf

hat

I'm a foreign girl, my bf is an irish. we've been together for over a year now. he's the best guy i've ever been with.
How do you guys think if your friend's gf/bf is foreign?

LegacyUser

me think it A.O.K!

KTRIC

My girlfriend is German. Hasn't caused any problems bar one argument with an air-head bimbo in work.

Pighead

As a stickler for good grammer and a lover of the Queens English i think my poor little head would explode with all the stuttering spluttering and downright mangling of our beautiful language
No sirree you can keep your hot spicy latino girlies with their broken english and golden skin,i'll take big smelly sheila from mayo anyday.

Sarky

I think you're still aiming a little high, personally.

LegacyUser

ha ha

She-Ra

i was with a foreign guy before... totally didn't work out but i wouldn't rule it out!

grimsbymatt

Pighead wrote:

As a stickler for good grammer and a lover of the Queen's English, I think my poor little head would explode with all the stuttering, spluttering and downright mangling of our beautiful language.
No sirree, you can keep your hot, spicy, latino girlies, with their broken english and golden skin. I'll take big, smelly Sheila from mayo any day.

As a stickler for good grammar, I have provided corrections in bold!

Pighead

Sarky wrote:

I think you're still aiming a little high, personally.

I'm not the sharpest sandwich in the toolbox but i'm almost sure you're implying that i'm so ugly that the nurses had to put tinted windows on my incubator when i was born.Thats outrageous sarky,for a start i'm handsome and for a finish I have made sweet love with a big smelly girl called sheila from the west of Ireland
So all i will say to you sarky is "IN YOUR FACE PRETTY BOY" :mad:

Pighead

grimsbymatt wrote:

As a stickler for good grammar, I have provided corrections in bold!

Grimsbymatt please tell me you swing both ways,that is probably the sexiest post i have ever read on the wonderful boards.ie.mmmmmmmmmmm

She-Ra

Pighead wrote:

Grimsbymatt please tell me you swing both ways,that is probably the sexiest post i have ever read on the wonderful boards.ie.mmmmmmmmmmm

a love/kinky match in the making?! or will only big smelly sheila's from mayo do i wonder??????

Pighead

She-Ra wrote:

a love/kinky match in the making?! or will only big smelly sheila's from mayo do i wonder??????

Preferable both she ra,the balls in grimsbymatts court tho at this stage,he knows what to do
PS you're first substitute if he bottles it.

grimsbymatt

Pighead wrote:

Preferable both she ra,the balls in grimsbymatts court tho at this stage,he knows what to do
PS you're first substitute if he bottles it.

It just so happens that I am a big, smelly Sheila (God bless the anonymoty of t'Internet), although I'm not from Mayo. What if I were covered in mayo? Would that help?

Pighead

grimsbymatt wrote:

It just so happens that I am a big, smelly Sheila (God bless the anonymoty of t'Internet), although I'm not from Mayo. What if I were covered in mayo? Would that help?

Holy fcuk!I've scored.
Mayo sounds good,and don't be bothering with that low fat crap,pighead wants the full creamy mayo experience
Respect to Sheila

Kernel

grimsbymatt wrote:

As a stickler for good grammar, I have provided corrections in bold!

But your corrections have absolutely nothing to do with grammar. Maybe you think grammar encompasses punctuation and capitalisation? :rolleyes:

Sarky

Uh, it does.

She-Ra

Pighead wrote:

Holy fcuk!I've scored.
Mayo sounds good,and don't be bothering with that low fat crap,pighead wants the full creamy mayo experience
Respect to Sheila

dammit.. and i thought i was in with a chance... even though i've none of the big fat smelly sheila from mayo qualities... i thought ya might have settled...
foiled again!

DAEDULUS

Kaptain_Redeye wrote:

By lack of tan you mean what exactly? My problem is the fake tan brigade and how unnatural it looks - are we on the same wave lenght here?

Well I also hate the fake tan,but the pale skin just annoys me now for some reason,when I see a hot Irish girl i just think "WHY CANT YOU BE TANNED FFS"

Megatron

Well iv'e gone out with a Finnish bird, Brazilian , welsh .. and a few chulchies ... so that forgien lot are all right.

on a more serious note, Irish women tend to be rather picky these days .

I'm not half bad looking ( i.e. i dont' drag my knuckles around on the floor)

but yet i've been single for nearly 3 years now ... admitily 1 year of that i wanted to be single.

but i've giving up on trying to pull a irish bird , if they want , they can cum to me.

Pighead

Kernel wrote:

But your corrections have absolutely nothing to do with grammar. Maybe you think grammar encompasses punctuation and capitalisation? :rolleyes:

Wrong again kernel. :rolleyes:
You're losing it buddy.
Sarky 1 kernel 0

Deadwing

Pighead wrote:

As a stickler for good grammer and a lover of the Queens English i think my poor little head would explode with all the stuttering spluttering and downright mangling of our beautiful language
No sirree you can keep your hot spicy latino girlies with their broken english and golden skin,i'll take big smelly sheila from mayo anyday.

am i the only one here whos really starting to like this guy?

Kernel

Let's not forget the French... the accent... oh yeah. Once went out with a French girl, and she was really sexy and passionate, she even shaved under her arms goddamn!

Irish accent vs. French accent? I know which one I think is sexier!

grimsbymatt

Pighead wrote:

Holy fcuk!I've scored.
Mayo sounds good,and don't be bothering with that low fat crap,pighead wants the full creamy mayo experience
Respect to Sheila

Sorry for the delayed response. I was in the toilet having a creamy experience of my own (it was quite chocolatey, too). So, here I am, covered in mayo, waiting.

monkeyfudge

I've never had an Irish girlfriend... All my girlfriends have been from other lands.

I can only hope that one day I can travel to the Planet of the Apes and find a girlfriend there. Alas Zira is already taken, although I suspect that Cornelius might actually be gay so there may yet be hope for me and Zira.

Pighead

grimsbymatt wrote:

Sorry for the delayed response. I was in the toilet having a creamy experience of my own (it was quite chocolatey, too). So, here I am, covered in mayo, waiting.

Sorry grimsbymatt,that was just a 5 minute filthy friday phase i was going through,
unfortunately pigheads back on the straight and narrow and the only mayo he'll be slurping is the the mayo on his kfc chicken fillet burger in an hours time
Interestingly When KFC first translated its advertising slogan "finger lickin' good" into Chinese, it came out as "eat your fingers off."
PS Grimsbymatt sorry if this message was a bit harsh but just to let you know i have absolutely no problem with us being buddys.

Megatron

Pighead wrote:

PS Grimsbymatt sorry if this message was a bit harsh but just to let you know i have absolutely no problem with us being buddys.

translated :

LJBF

Lets
Just
Be
Friends

grimsbymatt

Pighead wrote:

Sorry grimsbymatt,that was just a 5 minute filthy friday phase i was going through,
unfortunately pigheads back on the straight and narrow and the only mayo he'll be slurping is the the mayo on his kfc chicken fillet burger in an hours time
Interestingly When KFC first translated its advertising slogan "finger lickin' good" into Chinese, it came out as "eat your fingers off."
PS Grimsbymatt sorry if this message was a bit harsh but just to let you know i have absolutely no problem with us being buddys.

I dunno, I'm quite upset, I thought I was gonna git some lovin'.

Kernel

Pighead wrote:

unfortunately pigheads back on the straight and narrow and the only mayo he'll be slurping is the the mayo on his kfc chicken fillet burger in an hours time

Looks like we will be going to KFC after all Pighead! The coin toss did it. Hmmm... think I'll go with the variety meal. Also, I'm surprised you haven't mentioned your experiences with that foreign girl you were with in Amsterdam......

Pighead

Kernel wrote:

Looks like we will be going to KFC after all Pighead! The coin toss did it. Hmmm... think I'll go with the variety meal. Also, I'm surprised you haven't mentioned your experiences with that foreign girl you were with in Amsterdam......

She was no girl she was 22 stone of pure unadulterated woman.And techically i wasn't with her because i ended up thrusting the big fella in her belly button.
So you can scratch that from the Pighead record of shame.

Pighead

grimsbymatt wrote:

I dunno, I'm quite upset, I thought I was gonna git some lovin'.

Listen i wouldnt worry too much grimsbymatt,pighead changes his mind more often than steven gerrard.chances are i'll be knocking on your door in the not so distant future
So long Sheila

Spicy Lauren

Kernel wrote:

Let's not forget the French... the accent... oh yeah. Once went out with a French girl, and she was really sexy and passionate, she even shaved under her arms goddamn!

Irish accent vs. French accent? I know which one I think is sexier!

How about a french girl who has an irish accent hey?
I guess I've been in this country far too long!

Irish men, yea, they're alright, a bit stuck up the a*se if ye ask me, but that's only from my one experience... PLus, they drink far too much.

(I can see already bottles of bud flying on top of me for saying that!!)

Kernel

Spicy Lauren wrote:

How about a french girl who has an irish accent hey?
I guess I've been in this country far too long!

Irish men, yea, they're alright, a bit stuck up the a*se if ye ask me, but that's only from my one experience... PLus, they drink far too much.

(I can see already bottles of bud flying on top of me for saying that!!)

Ehhh.. French girl with anything will do, once the armpits are shaved!

Irish men are real men, that's why we drink so much.. like John Wayne.. legends.

crazymonkey

My gf is Lativan, She is certanly different than any irish girl that i ave met, Still can be difficult sometimes, the different cultures and all,,

Kernel

Let's face it, Irish girls should be worried... foreign women are better looking, sexually more adventurous, do the cooking and cleaning and are grateful for anything you give them. Proper order.

pwd

foreign girls are good. They have to go home.

oh yeah you can act like a jerk and then say you were actually being nice it's just cultural differences/homesickness.

They're more likely to be insecure here thus are easier to control

they are likely to have less friends which mean less headwrecking friends to deal with.

their mothers usually live in different countries

they're impressed by our fine big irish willies

entropi

Pighead wrote:

As a stickler for good grammer and a lover of the Queens English

being a stickler and all that, i'm sure you're well aware that the english have no language of their own, it's a compilation of others that they butchered for their own needs

back on topic : i should see no problem about having a foreign bf/gf , once you can both communicate both love and language to each other it's grand

boneless

My first (and last) wife is German. It was handy having the folks in law a couple of hundred miles away. My next partner will have to be pretty........... sick to have anything to do with me!!!

BlitzKrieg

was talking to this american girl the other day and she refused to even give me a chance when she found out i was irish...because *we* have a reputation for sleeping around...dear god! I'm fresh out of training gloves and already you scumbags have chased the women away!

kstanl

Megatron wrote:

on a more serious note, Irish women tend to be rather picky these days ...

but i've giving up on trying to pull a irish bird , if they want , they can cum to me.

Couldn't agree more. I find Irish women are dead unapproachable (and sometimes downright nasty) these days. Foreign women are way better anyway. Much more appreciative of a good man, better looking, better in bed and much more friendly, kind and genuine. They're just as likely to be bunny-boilers though... can't have everything I suppose. I definitely will NEVER chat up an Irish woman EVER again. Unless they become (generally) more approachable and friendly, I wouldn't waste my time.

galwaydude

Have been going out with an american girl for the last 19 months so its all good.

DAEDULUS

kstanl wrote:

Couldn't agree more. I find Irish women are dead unapproachable (and sometimes downright nasty) these days. Foreign women are way better anyway. Much more appreciative of a good man, better looking, better in bed and much more friendly, kind and genuine. They're just as likely to be bunny-boilers though... can't have everything I suppose. I definitely will NEVER chat up an Irish woman EVER again. Unless they become (generally) more approachable and friendly, I wouldn't waste my time.

I think this is because,as ugly girls they dont get the attention for their looks so they have to resort to being 'a laugh' or 'one of the lads' sort of person...even tho they are never funny Alot of the time,the totally hot girls,even in Ireland,tend to be quieter than their friends because they get all the attention they need from their looks

pwd

people tend to be more chilled out on holiday alright

Kevin_rc_ie

Megatron wrote:

Well iv'e gone out with a Finnish bird, Brazilian , welsh .. and a few chulchies ... so that forgien lot are all right.

on a more serious note, Irish women tend to be rather picky these days .

I'm not half bad looking ( i.e. i dont' drag my knuckles around on the floor)

but yet i've been single for nearly 3 years now ... admitily 1 year of that i wanted to be single.

but i've giving up on trying to pull a irish bird , if they want , they can cum to me.

Wow me too, but minus the Brazilian and Welsh bit. and the culchies bit. but anyway, I think there are a lot of problems associated with mixed culture relationships. First of all, is the foreign person intending on going home at any stage? what happens then? ever tried to learn finnish? or brazilian portuguese?

going out with some that's new to a city is pretty annoying to. if you live somewhere, you just know 100s of people. but you move to another country, have a bf/gf you're only going to be mixing with a small amount of people. in my experience, this results in, never going out with your mates and always going out with ur gf/bf, which is issue which deserves it's own thread.

another problem i encoutnered is the cultural differences. it's not that noticeable with europeans, only small things. like going out with a french chick and she only wants to drink wine, and not that much, and doesnt like going to the pub and getting sloshed.

the final problem, is, country comparison. Who here has heard americans, germans, nordics complaining about the roads, bus service, price of fooking table tennis balls? get's on your nerves sometimes.

Kevin_rc_ie

Spicy Lauren wrote:

How about a french girl who has an irish accent hey?
I guess I've been in this country far too long!

Irish men, yea, they're alright, a bit stuck up the a*se if ye ask me, but that's only from my one experience... PLus, they drink far too much.

(I can see already bottles of bud flying on top of me for saying that!!)

woopsy i never read this when i posted above. she confirms my point.

ven0m

I stopped dating irish women a LOOOOOONG time ago.... last two g/f's were English, current one is english..... LOL


::: ven0mous :::

YeatsCounty

I've been with my current Canuckian girlfriend for nearly a year now. It's a long distance thing, she lives in Montréal and I go between Sligo and Westmeath. We met in London last July while backpacking and we went around together for five weeks until we both had to go home. I'm heading to Montréal in September.

*sigh* Canada rocks.

Kevin_rc_ie

i don't know if this is a bit mean/harsh/untrue but i'd bet a tenner you won't be together this time next year.

cournioni

I was with a fit Lithuanian chick there at the weekend there. No problems with it at all.

Kevin_rc_ie

yes i'll bet you a tenner too you won't be with her in a year's time

cournioni

I don't doubt you there! :P

I couldn't keep a woman to save my life!

fischerspooner

yes I think for people like myself foreign women are the only option in Dublin. I find irish girls TOTALLY unapproachable and they seem to prejudge you before you even open your mouth. Of course I'm sure there are some exceptions but they are a small minority and I have met very few. Any irish bird that's half decent looking is usually a totally stuck up cow or a horrible scumbag. I've been with all kinds of nationalities, first love was Canadian, currently with a German for 6 months now. Having lived abroad I really think Irish women are the most cold and unwelcoming and bitchy girls you'll meet anywhere. So Irish men, boycott the whoors until they sort themselves out!!!