Musings from the desk of the Gnome. (ITT GNOMES! I BELIEVE!?)

The Gnome · 06-07-2005 12:12pm #1

Greetings Children,

Fear not. Gather round my desk and we shall parley upon many a thing, yes? But beware the Dwarf, he is both wicked and shrewd.

Now let us not dwell on such serious matters, instead a pondering perhaps. I have recently had a growing urge to ride backwards upon a speckled pig about a maypole. Are there others?

Sarky · 06-07-2005 12:52pm

No.

You pervert.

The Gnome · 06-07-2005 1:07pm

Pervert indeed. Perhaps it was for the best then that I did not include some of the harsher elements of my aforementioned musing.
However I cannot fathom how I, a mere humble and placid Gnome, am alone in my desire to muster atop a porcine steed.

DonkeyStyle \o/ · 06-07-2005 4:17pm

dude you try too hard
we are but simple folk who enjoy simple pleasures like dancing gifs

Sarky · 06-07-2005 4:19pm

And lasers.

NotMe · 06-07-2005 9:32pm

Attention. I have kidnapped the Gnome.

If you ever want to see him again you must pay me €1000....

.... if you want me to dispose of him it will cost €100000.

Khalim · 06-07-2005 10:32pm

How much for the pleasure of viewing torturing said gnome?

and stabbing the gnome, from time to time?

Oh, and can I claim back VAT on this?

jezza · 06-07-2005 11:04pm

I want an ice cream.

Chad ghostal · 06-07-2005 11:47pm

i want his avatar

NotMe · 07-07-2005 8:17am

Here ya go:

The Gnome · 07-07-2005 9:40am

Tut tut. Trying to kidnap and promote violence the Gnome and possible his ilk? This is indeed troublesome news.
Alas jezza, I cannot provide this iced cream which you seek and I offer apologies.
Now, present me with these dancing gimps and lasers. I wish to marvel at their magnificence.

jezza · 07-07-2005 7:02pm

I want my mommie then....................

Mac daddy · 07-07-2005 10:22pm

knew i seen you in the back garden :eek:

Musings from the desk of the Gnome. (ITT GNOMES! I BELIEVE!?)

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