Chack Ths out.....Spookey

ross_castle

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/John_Titor

www.johntitor.com




Are you here John

Shabadu

/me waits for troll to sign up John_Titor account

joejoem

/me gets an awful smell of bullship

Shabadu

joejoem wrote:

/me gets an awful smell of bullship

Sailing away merrily on a tide of crap.

Kare Bear

lmao thats the stupidest pile of ****e i heard in a while.

kaimera

time_travel eh?

/me books trip to CERN

john_titor

I New you would say that

Deadwing

surely time travellers have something better to be doing than pissing about on boards. get next weeks lotto numbers for me wouldja??

Mr.Nice Guy

It would've been interesting to hear what he had to say about Ireland in the future...

Lord Nikon

If time travel was possible, someone would come back and share secrets of the future, like Lotto numbers. Better still, a Sports Almanac, just like in B.T.T.F

Tar.Aldarion

he should have told me about the rain today

entropi

If you had read the piece you would have seen that he "returned to his time"
back in 2001, so he couldnt be here.... or could he ?

Still an interesting read though.

Citizen_Erased

duno...I'm still waiting for martial law because of y2k ...

Tar.Aldarion

he could have told me back then!

Citizen_Erased

Y2k would actually have been fun , y'know. Apart from some aspects , it would be a jolly ole bitta craic imo.

Tar.Aldarion

lol maybe not. but i would have liked to see the comp ppl worrying

Citizen_Erased

And the dumb experts they had on shows like GMTV talking about it. Just brilliant. And just generally saying we were all fooked. I wonder where they are now , eh.

Tar.Aldarion

working on the solution to 3000ad we are royally fooked because 3 is an odd prime!

Citizen_Erased

/hides under a pillow

Only one solution , destroy all computers ... starting with this one ... take that .... and that...

Citizen_Erased

I'm banned.

Dave

Tar.Aldarion wrote:

working on the solution to 3000ad we are royally fooked because 3 is an odd prime!

Aren't all prime numbers odd?

Citizen_Erased

Yeah , come to think of it , 2 was the only even prime number so we must be over the worst of it. Phew.

Daelus

Why would a time traveller sign up to a message board to tell everyone: "Hey guys, I'm a time traveller!"
I would think he'd have been told to keep it secret.

Shabadu

Citizen_Erased wrote:

hang on , stop the computer bashing.
It's okay , I've written a patch , everything going to be okay.
Can be found here

Linking to porn? D'ya not think that's a teency bit against the Charter?

ajmurphy62

Hi i am from the future,John Titor was an imposter, in the future there will be water and people and animals.

Thats all you need to know.

What a crock of ****.

toiletduck

ajmurphy62 wrote:

Hi i am from the future,John Titor was an imposter, in the future there will be water and people and animals.

you forgot spam

YeatsCounty

[BITTER]
Reading this thread has made me realise, once again, that the Human Race is royally screwed. Wonder what (or indeed who) will wipe us out?
[/BITTER]

Zapho

Apart from all the obvious bullsh**, it'd be hard to believe that we'd still be using 32bit machines as standard in the year 2036 at the rate we're going. If they used 64bit machines or higher then Unix wouldn't have that 2038 problem. And whats the worst that could happen. Oh no! that clock on the lower left hand corner is wrong!

ixoy

Dave wrote:

Aren't all prime numbers odd?

Except for 2...

vibe666

i remember a cartoon sketch where they thaw this i.t. guy out in 2999. "er, we've got his computer problem we were hoping you could help us with"

you had to be there really.

reading the sketch, not 2999.

or maybe both.

if i was a time traveller, i'd dedicate my life to the pursuit of stealing GWB's dna and taking it to the future where I'd clone him as a girl, then send her back in time to seduce him so he really can go fu..<snip>

on second thoughts, what were those lotto numbers for next weeks draw?

or maybe stock market listings for the next couple of years.

dopn't think i'd have time to post on forums any more anyways.

you could have so much fun messing with peoples heads too.

Creature

YeatsCounty wrote:

[BITTER]
Reading this thread has made me realise, once again, that the Human Race is royally screwed. Wonder what (or indeed who) will wipe us out?
[/BITTER]

Martians in giant tripods. But don't worry Tom Cruise will survive.

Wertz

Zapho wrote:

Apart from all the obvious bullsh**, it'd be hard to believe that we'd still be using 32bit machines as standard in the year 2036 at the rate we're going. If they used 64bit machines or higher then Unix wouldn't have that 2038 problem. And whats the worst that could happen. Oh no! that clock on the lower left hand corner is wrong!

Every computer system on the planet runs on an internal clock...if that clock is wrong or starts showing negative values, then the system can potentially fail.
As for why we'd still be using 32-bit in 2038....Titor was talking about legacy systems. A lot of the systems and servers that form the infrastructure of the internet today, are pretty old relatively speaking; in the event of a global upheaval/world war like Titor reported/predicted, stuff like upgrading computer systems either wouldn't happen or would be scaled back a lot.

*re-reads post*

Good god, I'm being an apologist for Titor's theories...someone shoot me now...

kittenkiller

Shabadu wrote:

/me waits for troll to sign up John_Titor account

Already done
Perhaps the chap saw this & went back further in time to set up his account?
http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/member.php?u=32556

YeatsCounty

Creature wrote:

Martians in giant tripods. But don't worry Tom Cruise will survive.

Good stuff.

As long as Tom Cruise is around to help save him family while aliens destroy our planet*, we'll be just fine.




















* in the distant background