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Some Excellent Comebacks

  • 15-07-1999 9:08am
    #1
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 26,458 ✭✭✭✭


    Had to share this with you smile.gif

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    Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
    Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.
    Man: Really? I heard it was because everyone there considers you a slut.

    Man: Is this seat empty?
    Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.
    Man: Probably because you will be on your knees gobblin' on my ****.

    Man: Your place or mine?
    Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.
    Man: That's cool, cause after I get done smackin' it to you in the back of my car...... I don't give a **** where you go.

    Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
    Woman: Unfertilised.
    Man: No problem, I can always shoot it on your back.

    Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
    Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.
    Man: That works for me....... as long as you are still a little warm when I shove it in your poop hole.


Comments

  • Closed Accounts Posts: 483 ✭✭Helv


    Brilliant.
    Absoutly brilliant!!!!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,641 ✭✭✭Canaboid


    yeah they're not bad


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 7,488 ✭✭✭SantaHoe


    Aaaw man, classic stuff!
    Got any more?

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