Joke

Kersh

If your girlfriend is fat.................... get her to walk 3 miles in the morning, and 3 miles in the evening and in a week she will be 42 miles away.

fade2black

I laughed out loud. Nice one.

Diarmsquid

I don't find that funny.

Binomate

Brilliant!

Tyrrial

i couldn't help but find it funny...

butters scotch

thats kinda mean and not very funny

fade2black

:rolleyes:

MooShop

lol nice one

RotalicaV

Haha, its funny cause fat birds are ****ing minging.

Hope loads of fat birds read this and get really offended, they deserve it!

Thordon

Hope loads of fat birds read this and get really offended, they deserve it!

Thats not nice at all, youre mean

Kersh

Yes, thats not nice.....

jcoote

ah its not nice but its not meant to offened anyone its just a bit of fun...if your sensitive or easily offened the humor board isn't the lace for u...funny **** man well done

Easily_Irritated

Yea, not really hilarious there, Kersh. Hardly warrants an entire thread for that!

Binomate

There is a humourous side to everything. People laugh at racist jokes, blond jokes, religious jokes all the time, it doesn't mean they are racists/blond haters/the anti-christ. If people can't learn to laugh at themselves I pitty them. I believe there are very few people with actual weight problems. I think a lot of people who are overweight can loose it if they are realy motivated enough.

Ravelleman

Bravo Binomate. Some people are just too sensitive.

Here's another:

What's the difference between a wife and a girlfriend?

Oh, about 40lbs...

Dizzyblabla

Ravelleman wrote:

Bravo Binomate. Some people are just too sensitive.

Here's another:

What's the difference between a wife and a girlfriend?

Oh, about 40lbs...

ya, what's the difference between a husband and a boyfriend??

ooh, about 40 minutes!

Kersh

More good ones.. we all know its true!!

Dont be at yourself

Dizzyblabla wrote:

ya, what's the difference between a husband and a boyfriend??

ooh, about 40 minutes!

Now that's not very nice. I am hurt and/or offended.

Seth Brundle

Dizzyblabla wrote:

ya, what's the difference between a husband and a boyfriend??

ooh, about 40 minutes!

Why should husbands be concerned whether it takes then less time? They still get there!

drdre

kersh that was funny:D

lorindol

dad overheard his son saying his prayers:god bless nana, mammy, daddy and god bless granda.d nxt day granda dies.
dat nite dad hears d same thing except it's god bless mammy daddy and god bless nana, next day nana dies.
dat nite dad hears god bless mam and god bless dad, dad is in a fit, absolutely sh*tin himself. cums home from work sick really pale. his
wife : wats d matter?
dad:really bad day at work
wife:u had a bad day?i found d milkman dead outside my door!!!!

y is sperm donation more expensive dan blood donation?
cos it's handmade!!

son asks for a bike 4 his bday. dad says we ave a 80.000 mortgage we can't afford it!next morn son is leavin dad asks y son says last nite wen passin ur rum i heard u sayin i'm pullin out, and mum saying wait i'm cumin! and ders no way i stayin here by myself with a 80.000 mortgage and no fuc*in bike!!!!! :cool:

Ishmael

heh heh, good stuff, might wanna tone down the text speak though, makes for difficult readin

redkid

that was a good one all right i dont care what anyone says its still funny

Sam Vimes

Ravelleman wrote:

Bravo Binomate. Some people are just too sensitive.

Here's another:

What's the difference between a wife and a girlfriend?

Oh, about 40lbs...

how do you turn a fox into a cow? marry it

vorbis

whats the difference between a dog and a fox?
About 4 pints!

Call Me Jimmy

What's the difference between an unattractive female and an attractive one?
A few pints!

admiralofthefleet

nice one