nice kick in the bollix for maxwell watch the C4 feed tonight ,you will love it

billy the squid

big brother calls a housemate to the diary room. on the chair there are ten cans of cider. makosi gets into the diary room and instead of bringing the cider out, she takes it into the secret housemates. maxwell is doing his nut and pacing the house like an expectant father. makosi plans on giving the remaining eight house mates two cans of cider between them, and falling out of the diary room mouldy drunk.

this is not wishful thinking, this has happened in the last hour

maxwell and his alcohol dependency is becoming evident here, he is breaking into a cold sweat thinking that there are ten cans of cider in the diary room and makosi is drinking them

I am loving this

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I'm loving it too Billy.
Pity CSI is on at the mo. When the other half is around CSI comes first.
Cant get to any LUT's either. None of them are loading on the computer. Damn server overloads.

He said he was gonna kick the door in. Maxwell is going too far not to be an alcoholic. He's got some serious probleems.

He also said he was gonna nomimate Makosi for doing this to him, for pushing his buttons and winding him up.

Keep me informed???

Bamboozled

ads thank god!

OMG she's going back.

Billy pleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeease tell us what happens because CSI will be back on.

billy the squid

ok seeing as the c4 su=te is ****ed i will do an LUT here on this thread

saskia : i am so ****ing angry : i am so angry

now they are all having ago at each other

makosi acting pissed

craig and science argueing over food

makosi : and the fake boyfriend that she says she likes and she doesnt

kemal : there are five uf us and four of them so game on

vanessa : we need to go out and defend science as he is on his how

all headout to kitchen to help science with craig

camera and audio cut

billy the squid

audio only people

maxwell : i knew that was going to go off

craig : she is off her ****ing head, she is not right in thehead

billy the squid

im sorry big brother cut off all audio and video at the height of the row

makosi : last time we had red wine it was in her dress and she took it up to the loft

derek : it is twenty to one, i think we will have a task in the morning (sound dip)

maxwell : i just have one thing to say , just dont slag her off

makosi : I wont slag her off she is slagging me about my fake hare all the time, she wears fake nails

maxwell : listen to me listen to me (sound dip

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Thank you soooooooooooo much Billy.
My eardrums are pounding with blood-rush! I''m going demented not knowing if its fight night 2!

billy the squid

sofa room

anthony : ....it kicked off

craig : but their everybodys everybodys.......

anthony : theres blatantly two divides now,

craig : they can put me up every week i am never talking to any of them again

anthony : bacically the fact of the matter is who can last the longest of the two teams their team and our team.

maxwell enters sofa room

anthony : more than likely from now on it will be one of us against one of them , they are going to blatently vote for us and we are going to blatently vote for them.

craig :the thing is there are people in there laughing and sniggering about it (sound dip)

billy the squid

maxwell sighs

craig : how can you sit there and drink there and drink six of them

anthony : that is a good effort for her six i would be definately getting there.

maxwell : why would big brother take them away after her

anthony : did she smell of drink

maxwell : she looked a bit ropey

now going to secret garden where maxwells cans are being drunk by the secret housemates.

orla : i want to make sure that the people i look after are looked after

they havent a clue

billy the squid

orla : i am also thinking about you kinga because you are the youngest of the group, its a fantastic thing you have been given, understanding people is the core of getting along in life........ listening is the main thing.

kinga : i told you i wanted to cook the beans but you wouldnt listen.

i shall ignore the secret housemates as they seem unaware of what happened in the main house they are argueing over something else.

billy the squid

saskia leaves diary room

saskia : yeah im fine but i m ****ing angry. Im ****ing angry because i cant tell .....(sound dip

Lynibeth

I hate Saskia SO much :mad: GRRRRRR Makosi...all I can say Is fair F*ck to her! hehe Malteaser head to win !

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Thanks so much Billy. The other half turned it on so you can sit back and have a smoke/drink/cuppa/pee.

You're the best.

Thank you Thank you Thank you Thank you Thank you Thank you

billy the squid

sofa room

saskia : i am so up for eviction now

anthony : more than likely it will be one of our team against one of their team

saskia : i am a billion trillion percent sure that i am up and i dont give a ****.

bedroom

makosi : who the hell does she think....... when i tell you what is happening next week you will know she is no diva

vanessa : no matter what happens , i would sooner want to leave than become friends with them

science : you make me laugh

makosi : thank you science for standing up for me

science : outstanding ly man

sound dip

science is sporting an evil laugh

kemal : i dont want to see her , nobody talks to my friend like that

sound dip

billy the squid

sofa room

lots of sound dips maxwell trying to calm saskia down, saskia wants blood

saskia : she is the most malicious nasty.....

maxwell : if you were to have said that you would have right (sound dip

billy the squid

if there is anyone else out there watching i could use a hand with an lut

bedroom : the lights are out

science : she needs alcohol as much as them

kemal : at the end of the day right...... (sound dip

kemal : nobody talks to you like that

vanessa : ****ing hell

kemal : that is what we needed , game on, but she shouldnt have said that

im loving this. maxwells alcohol dependency is so damn evident, although i think saskia is taking it worse makosi is imune from eviction if she passes her mission by 10 am which she is nearly there

billy the squid

sofa rroom

maxwell : there going to be sitting there talking , if they manage it all five of them , all two , two of us will be up

saskia : i told big brother they get away with murder they do (!)

craig : dont count your chickens love there could be a dark horse

saskia : i think there is not one person that wont

anthony : there is one person who doesnt like them two (maxwell and craig )

.....

saskia : i m a million percent up

maxwelll : carry on as you are tomorrow and it will be happy days

anthony : have you noticed , the seventy quid budget, and we act like pigs

anthony : it is pointless trying to get wound up and pointless trying to sort it out that is the way it is

saskia : its a lie its all a lie (referring to her comments about vanessa being a pig

derek enters diary saying "oh dear god"

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Take a break billy. I'll try.

Bamboozled

Ads now anyway.

billy the squid

derek leaves diary room enters bedroom (sound dipped)

makosi : did you see what i said to her i said tomorrow is a monday do what you have to do

sofa room

anthony : when the shopping list comes we will have to sort it out

saskia : i couldnt give a **** if i were to leave tomorrow


bedroom

derek : the fact came out tonight is that they stole the wine ....... the fact is they dont have the whiphand over you.

makosi : i offered her cherry tango , she cannot call me selfish ..... fake boobs i love my body .

kemal : if she had said that drinking the cider was wrong it would have been fair dues , and we would have moved on but that outburst in that cheap green dress

makosi : i said to saskia "bring it on " and she (sound dip

billy the squid

its best we both go at the same time, we might say the same thing twice but we will get what the other missed as well

billy the squid

this is big brother , could derek come to the diary room

sofas

sound dipped

saskia still ranting and raving but i cannot hear her

saskia : yeah but i could be up against a girl

anthony : in that case you should get a cigar out

craig : science is such a dickhead, i want to kill him

anthony ..: i said inthe diary room if any one of them left i wouldnt be surprised

craig : you have been consistantly nice so i wouldnt worry about it

anthony : i think you will stay like .... definately

sound dip

Bamboozled

OK.

Sas: thats why i like you. you're blunt.
Ant: I'm only blunt when (ant catch what he said.)


Sas: its not about the alcohol. its the smugness. was i out of order about that wig.

Craig and ant: no

billy the squid

now saskia worrying about what she is going to look like on television.

saskia : i know it is petty about alcohol, but the smugness.... was i out order saying that about her wig

craig and anthony : no

cam gone to secret garden

Bamboozled

Back to SG. King walking about.

Back to BR.
Cam on science with ciggie.
van, mak, kemal and science talking about going out so derek can get sleep. then talking about chicken.

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sci: its the first time i've ever seen that.
mak: sas has stolen alco twice. .... and no body screamed at here and now cider has been drunk it has becom a biggie.
Science: mokingly - it was our cider.

Bamboozled

oh sorry they're in the living area now by the white polo chairs. 3 afro's chatting.

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Sas at fridge being fishwife again but sound dip.

sas: never ever said her tits were fake.

billy the squid

makosi : we can go to the living room (where team smug are)

science : lets just wait til monday

.......

kemal : she holds back and then she attacks she did it with mary

makosi : saskia has stolen alcohol twice, and sometimes without us even know about and now cider has been drunk , and its a biggie

science : why is craig bringing it all that up its our cider

kemal : he has only been their friend for three days

makosi : how did i act there

kemal : you handled it well, (adlibing ) you took them all on and they were still crushed

sound dip

saskia enters kitchen

sound dip makosi and saskia having another verbal go at each other

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Max and sas in sitting room and BOTH are smoking. never knew they smoked.

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sas: i'd love her to come in here and row with me one on one.
Craig: but you cant do that in this house. peolple love an audience.

ant walks in

cam back to makosi

Brock

although watching it, for peeps who aint up :rolleyes: and read it tommorrow, ya gotta give the lads a pat on the back great posts,great night in big bro best of this year defo. this is cool the camera goin too and fro gettin both sides of this argument. i hope makosi goes in to them.

billy the squid

makosi : even maxwell said my body is fit

science : i think you are fit

makosi : she has stolen two bottles of wine ....

sofas

saskia : i never said her tits were fake

craig : she was a virgin last week , dont worry about it get over it you silly cow. you wil l be alright :(sound dip)

saskia : I liked my comments about saggy nessa

maxwell : her tits (sound dip

craig : the whole thing that happened was me defending him,

saskia : she is upset cos her hair is fake

craig : is her hair fake.

saskia : i would love for her to mome in here and row one on one..... did you hear science what he said to me "boring

anthony : ****ing prick

kitching

makosi : you heard roberto argueing with me now where is he

billy the squid

kemal : they are confused now because they want all of them out. "i want it to be me and you maxwell."

now they are playing a prank on saskia and maxwell for a change

vanessa : i am your friend and i am staying by your side till the end.

sofas

craig : at least your allowed to argue with them, they wont say nothing to me

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god knows what derek is up to. the blind is coming down and he's trying to grab stuff off the sill so they dont get crushed.
makosi is screaming : the fags the fags the fags:

saskia said maks boobs are saggy. (lol she's one to talk)

cam on ant and max. ant is smoking as well
ant : sorry i've just gone to the point where i'm totally stressed.
max: something about a hump?

ant is nearly choking on the ciggie lol

billy the squid

jesus im shaking here

people who didnt smoke before are smoking now. anthony is smoking

sound dip

Brock

Divas V chavs BRILLIANT

billy the squid

Bamboozled wrote:

god knows what derek is up to. the blind is coming down and he's trying to grab stuff off the sill so they dont get crushed.
makosi is screaming : the fags the fags the fags:

saskia said maks boobs are saggy. (lol she's one to talk)

cam on ant and max. ant is smoking as well
ant : sorry i've just gone to the point where i'm totally stressed.
max: something about a hump?

ant is nearly choking on the ciggie lol

i think it is his own stuff to stop them from wrecking it, his few smokes etc.

its the divas versus the chavs

that is going to be the tagline of BB6

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sound dip while ant apologises to the camera for smoking. he mentions grant (his mate or something.)

cam back to group in the living area with white polo chairs.
kemal : at the end of the day we're the fabulous ones.


ads now, sorry.

thanks brock. billys brill at live updates. i'm only a beginner and he's kept me going for ages late at night so i'm only really giving something back.

billy the squid

makosi : they will think it is over in the big brother house, i am going to carry it to the wrap party afterwords

.....

kemal : i am just waiting fot them to start on me next

sofas : ....roberto , its impossible to stick to your word but you got to.... you believe in god but you cheat and lie

craig : you cant believe her she probably not even working in the NHS

craig : tell you what you brought her down a peg or two

saskia : tell you what she wouldnt have a full on ....(sound dip i cant believe science

maxwell : i can

divas laughing in the background

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thanks billy. i couldnt catch what else derek was trying to grab but it must have been squashable.

Brock

its great hopefully she passes the secret task(she should do) ,then the chavs will all waste one of there votes on her and hopefully two of the chavs are up for eviction,sas and max hopefully

billy the squid

kemal : never reel that one out to me again makosi,

makosi : you know what i said, its a monday , do what you have to do

kemal : and they are going to do it to the max

makosi : my name is not going to be called out that is because I am not going to be here

kemal : you get pissed on once you learn your lesson , you drenched them in urine

kemal : we know what she thinks of you i wonder what they think of me


makosi : it always takes alcohol, to kick them off

sound dip

billy the squid

makosi : i have the whitest teath in here I visit the dentist twice a year, what colour her teeth , yellow , for someone who doesnt smoke that is disgusting..... i wont say that to her she is very insecure.

vanessa : that is her weak spot maxwell

kemal : that is where to hit her

makosi : she talked down to mary , she talked down to roberto, she talked dow to me and you (vanessa) she has never been confronted.

kemal : those are up her bum right now craig is licking her vagina right now

billy the squid

makosi : why did it take six ciders, not five weeks, to find out what she really talked to her

vanessa : did you notice the way she stood over you the same way she stood over me but you gave her

sofa

anthony : this is not breaking any rules, there are two teams, we have got to play tactics

craig : he (science ) is the biggest prick i have ever met in my life

maxwell : if they vote it will be me and you

craig : it depends on peoples attidude what they believe

maxwell : people wont believe **** all

billy the squid

back to secret garden.

billy the squid

anthony enters the diary room

sofas

saskia : it makes it exciting, i did expect to be up, but so soon

maxwell : im not being funny , but derek has not got anything with me .....i am just going to get my **** kit

cam on craig the other two left the sofa room i think

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thats weird. ant is in the diary room and i just heard him say "thats one less team member.

at least mak and co are having a laugh. sas, max and craig are a moany bunch.

billy the squid

team diva

kemal : weak five three days later a bit of punkabothead , and look what has happened

kemal : that was worth pressing a button for

sofa room

saskia looking dejected. she knows she is not going to win big brother it slipped away from her

billy the squid

i think it is high time maxwells alcohol dependency was highlighted.

makosi should get the 100,000 for doing that

if endermol were rigging this they are ****ting themselves now.

Bamboozled

cam back on mak and co.
kemal: no one talks about you like that. no one talks about vanessa like that.. and gets away with it. (didnt see him arguing or standing up but maybe i missed it.

argh sound dips