The Magpies Nest

Shabadu

We are gathered here today to lay to rest to the charred, crisp, and still burning in parts remains of OLD YELLAR and Matthewthebig. They tragically died while rocking out in the bath. The amp fell in.

We'll miss you, dear friends.

If anyone has any words at this point feel free to step up to the podium.

Shabadu

ps. Do not mess with electricity or in nestese, don't push yer luck with the amp

NotMe

em... if I could just say a few words.....







... I'd be a better public speaker.

Shabadu

AHAHAhahhahahahAHAh1!!


*claps*


Also ;_; tears for Matt & Yellar

Chad ghostal

yes.. tempted to stab a fork in the socket..
but no :d
..

it just wont be the same without the pointless spammage of moju and yellar
;_;

tSubh Dearg

Yellar was my evil twin and I was supposed to be bridesmaid at her marriage to both the Hoff and Marty Whelan. Now tragically that will never happen. ;_;.

Matt I didn't know so well but he was a damn fine dancing girl/handmaiden.


I shall miss them both.....farewell dear friends

Shabadu

WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY?*

*rhetorical

;_;

NotMe

;_;

funky penguin

(.Y.)

Mercury_Tilt

This post has been deleted.

Shabadu

Now Merc is deded too! This is the worst funeral ever.

WWWHHHHHHHHHHHHYyyyyyyyhhhhHHHHHHYYYYYYYYYYYYY??


;_;

Sarky

/me attempts to liven up funeral with Steps karaoke.

Shabadu

Starts doing the hand movements.




Realises this makes it even more depressing.





;_;

Sarky

15 minute kazoo solo!!!!!!!!1

Rozabeez

)':

Steveire

Obviously, i have no idea what's going on.

Rozabeez

I'm crying sideways, yellar and matt been banned.

Shabadu

;_;
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,

,
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Chong

Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

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funky penguin

8===o

Shabadu

@>--`---,

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^ throws onto luminous neon caskets.

sanncoo

*rushes in dressed in a quite cute pink ruffly number, stilletos clicking loudly on the marble mausoleum floor


Sorry folks! Sniff! Sniff! I was waiting for Moju in the other thread and......and...and...and...and..............the dance just won't be the same with out him!!!! Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!

*throws copyright certificate of Moju's Dance onto neon casket (no2)

Higher being! Speed them to a not better place than the nest!!!

Steveire

Why bannage?

Chad ghostal

matt tried to sex up monster kitty
and yellar was caught enjoying sex

funky penguin

with monsta kitty?

Rozabeez

Naaaaaah, with *coughCANTSAYcough*

Le Rack

why was matt banned? Yellar told me and its just ridiculous, the power hungry gimp....

Sarky

Don't worry. They've gone to a better place now.

*cough*Lubnip*cough*

Le Rack

huh?

Tar.Aldarion

lol!
anyway they died bravely,abusing as they fell

Shabadu

Le Rack wrote:

why was matt banned? Yellar told me and its just ridiculous, the power hungry gimp....

Not the sharpest knife in the back, are you?

Shabadu

Or should I say sharpest knife in le rack?

Le Rack

shur up!
why knife in back or is that just another not the brightest crayon in the box thing?

amp

Le Rack wrote:

why was matt banned? Yellar told me and its just ridiculous, the power hungry gimp....

Well you've gone and woken up the gimp. And I was sleeping too.

Le Rack

I woke you up?! yeah cuz I went and banged on your door in ,.-'`'-¬.,HURRR!,.-'`'-¬.,.-'`'-¬.,-{|

Sarky

This means I'm not the gimp.

Man, that's a relief. Good luck, Amp.

Shabadu

There's more than one gimp, silly. NOW BACK IN YER BOX!

jezza

I WANT YELLER TO COME BACK!!!
NOW!!





*****In other news*****
http://www.nerdtests.com/ft_stupid.php

amp

jezza wrote:

I WANT YELLER TO COME BACK!!!
NOW!!

Yeller can't come back. She's banned forever. In this case forever is as long as I'm moderating this forum. It's quite simple. I posted quite clearly anybody posting in that thread who wasn't single would be banned. I even banned a few people to show I was being serious.

Nobody made yellar post there, certainly nobody made her arrogantly brag about having a boyfriend in a thread I created for the benefit of single people. It's the only thread I know of on the whole of boards.ie that has those conditions in place. Yet Yellar thought she'd take me on by repeatedly posting to the thread, even despite being warned by other posters.

If Yellar wanted to play hardball she picked the wrong moderator to play with.

In other news I am 33% stupid.

jezza

but amp your a nice monster so will you let her back in soon?
because she told me i could be bridesmaid.
and i want that dress!
in other news im stupider!

Shabadu

I am 19% stupid.

Chad ghostal

23% stupid

NotMe

I'm only 9% studid. That's a bad think right?

Shabadu

NotMe a winnor is, hmm?

Le Rack

i got 84% stupid
























I'm doing it again

Le Rack

i dont get it...

Shabadu

It's quite simple deary: You are quite simple.

amp

jezza wrote:

but amp your a nice monster so will you let her back in soon?

You're not really familar with the word forever are you? Forever is not soon. Forever is a long long time. By the time OLDYELLAR gets unbanned the sun may have used up all it's hydrogen and consumed the Earth in it's final death throws.

because she told me i could be bridesmaid.
and i want that dress!

I'm sure there are Wedding shops that can sell you one. I think there's one in Jervis St. Shopping centre.

in other news im stupider!

Strangely I expected this. Guess I can see into the future.

Dr.Feelgood

Theres no such thing as death.

They just turned invisible

Le Rack

Shabadu wrote:

It's quite simple deary: You are quite simple.

maybe but I dont get how the score works o the stupid thing...

Matthewthebig

And then without warning, The coffin opens and

"I was asleep! Why the fuc.king coffin!"