Welcome back

Matthewthebig

As Shabs is returniong today i think we need a surprise party.

I'll be in charge of ice and hats.

other people help. We need to make this a swinging bash

Femelade

i'll be in charge of cups/glasses then......*sigh*


*(why does he always get to do the ice and hats? every1 knows there the best bit....)*

Chad ghostal

Ill get the strippers,absinthe and fireworks...


femmy's right matt ..you cant hog all that ice to yourself..
let her get an ice statue or something..

tSubh Dearg

I'll organise the food...tasty delicious foooooooood! oh and some fireaters, jugglers and other assorted random entertainment like people

Femelade

Chad ghostal wrote:

Ill get the strippers,absinthe and fireworks...


femmy's right matt ..you cant hog all that ice to yourself..
let her get an ice statue or something..

\o/ yeh!
oh please please matt...let me get an ice statue...pretty please?

funky penguin

I'll look like i'm busy.

/Me walks around place with a clip board in hand.

Einstein

i'll eh, sing to you all while you prepare the party...

Matthewthebig

Femmy wrote:

\o/ yeh!
oh please please matt...let me get an ice statue...pretty please?

Fine take your ice statue

Femelade

Matthewthebig wrote:

Fine take your ice statue

thanks. Ha!

sanncoo

I'll get the streamers and the paperplates?

Do we want plain or floral?

Matthewthebig

a bit of both. if the party gets boring we can whip out the floral

where are the waitors

/me frets

Sarky

/me prepares to jump out at Shabby from the closet armed with feather duster, string spray and party thong...

Steveire

I think we need to practice this. From the 15th post, we all do our "Surprise" post...

Sarky

/me checks PMs

She's back!

Quick, everyone hide! Ssssshhhhhh!

Matthewthebig

/me hides

Chad ghostal

/hides under covers with scantily clad strippers

Sarky

No taking advantage of them now, they're for Shabadu, d'you hear?

Chad ghostal

butt, butt, butt.....ehh..ooooooOOk..





maybe just a little nibble :d

tSubh Dearg

/gets a fit of the giggles while hiding behind the couch with the assorted entertainers of the non stripper variety

NotMe

I'll bring the Champaign.

Shabadu

/enters room nochalantly whistling.

Eh? Streamers? An ice-statue of MacGuyver fighting Magnum PI with lightsabres?

tSubh Dearg

surprise!

Chad ghostal

SUPER-ISE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

StupidLikeAFox

Boo!!

Matthewthebig

suprise

happy ireland

funky penguin

Look at me! I'm typing and it marks me monitor!

NotMe

Hey stop that! It's marking my monitor too.

Shabadu

You guys...!

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*sip* nice punch.

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so.......


talk off clothes and orgy time yet or do we all need to be a little more drunk?

Einstein

Hello Shabadu,

Allow me to sing you a song...

amp

hmmmm my pants have expanded

Shabadu

Beers on Saturday. WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE! Now that I've commited to letting Sarky stay in my spare room is there anything I should know about him?

Shabadu

/me waits for standard axe murderer response

amp

Shabadu wrote:

/me waits for standard axe murderer response

Cut it off....




... wait a minute! This isn't Dr D!

Shabadu

Then how come you were trying to typedef me?

amp

Shabadu wrote:

Then how come you were trying to typedef me?

Please see my earlier comments regarding pants expansion and extrapolate on causes there of.

Also you're hot.

Don't worry though, I'm only a keyboard lothario and have never actually spoken to a girl in rl.

Femelade

SURPRISE!!!

hey, where's everybody gone??!!!

WHY DIDNT YE WAKE ME??!!!

ffs.

i'm taking whats left of my ice-statue of MacGuyver fighting Magnum PI with lightsabres....

Shabadu

amp wrote:

Please see my earlier comments regarding pants expansion and extrapolate on causes there of.

Also you're hot.

Don't worry though, I'm only a keyboard lothario and have never actually spoken to a girl in rl.

Have you noticed that practically every thread we both post in descends into an inyourendo filled flirting rampage?

People are going to start taking it seriously; you hirsute stud you.

amp

Well those people will be banned from Cuckoos Nest under the non-silly clause.

P.s Keep in mind the word hirsute this Saturday

sanncoo

What about her suit?

I thought it looked quite well on her!! Well, maybe the colour was a bit too flashy but other than that it looked quite well!

amp

sanncoo wrote:

What about her suit?

I thought it looked quite well on her!! Well, maybe the colour was a bit too flashy but other than that it looked quite well!

So you're saying I'm merely a stud in her suit? It all makes sense now.

Shabadu

A studded suit. How eighties. I approve.

sanncoo

As I said it looks good...and with the amp studs....even cooler!!

Why is it flashing?

Chad ghostal

sanncoo wrote:

Why is it flashing?

i was about to ask the same thing..
i almost walked into it looking to get some porno..

Sarky

/me jumps out yelling surprise, but catches skin on a nail, completely ripping off my flesh, so Shabby is confronted by a Sarky shaped flayed man yelling "SurpriseAAAAAaaAAAAAAAAAARRRRGGggggohgodnoarghjesuschristthePAINAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH"

And yet, somehow, the beard remains attached...

Shabadu

NooooooOOOOOOOOOOOO! THE BEARD! It is forever lost to mankind. *sob*

Sarky

Noted, and edited.

sanncoo

Gazes intently at flayed Sarky and is blinded by the flashing amp stud suit on Shaba!?!?!

*Walks into watercooler

Sarky

/me affectionately flicks spatters of blood and lymph at everyone

Shabadu

Eww... You got some on the studded hairy amp I have sewn onto my flashing multicoloured neon suit.

Sarky

yes, but I'm also screaming in agony over not having any skin left. Surely that balances things out?

*Throws pancreas at Shabadu*

Shabadu

Its pancreased my suit!