Postal movie....

koneko

.... LOL!

And guess who's directing it?

Yes stick with your first gut instinct on this one

It's a ****ty game, it calls for a ****ty director

Preferably one that insists on making bad game-movies.....



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You guessed right, it's Uwe Boll. SOMEONE SHOOT THIS MAN NOW

http://www.1up.com/do/newsStory?cId=3141458

RuggieBear

...."critically acclaimed" diirector Uwe Boll.... :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :rolleyes:

koneko

Yes, and apparantly he's "celebrated" too. I can only imagine they're taking piss.

Retr0gamer

www.uweboll.com

Posted before but its a classic.

monkeyfudge

I wonder what would happen if Paul WS Anderson and Uwe Boll had a baby together...

RuggieBear

you should be banned for such obscene utterances...... :eek:

ixoy

RuggieBear wrote:

you should be banned for such obscene utterances...... :eek:

MonkeyFudge banned for suggesting an utterly horrid pairing.*

*MonkeyFudge not really banned because monkeys are great

TerrorFirmer

nooooooooooooooooooooo

Mr E

As Joystiq.com rightly pointed out, it'll be hard for even Uwe Boll to make a movie thats worse than the game!

Retr0gamer

I like this quote in Eurogamer:

Boll's special hobby is torturing game fans, with a portfolio of previous work including House of the Dead, which I thought was the worst horror film that could ever possibly be made when I watched it, and Alone in the Dark, which proved me wrong

monkeyfudge

I read today that the rights to make a video game based on the Crazy Frog are up for grabs. It's only a matter of time till Uwe Boll makes Crazy Frog the Motion Picture now.

Töpher

Postal 1 was great in all fairness, but something is rotten in the state of Denmark...

ixoy

Wait - hold on everyone. From darkhorizons:

Postal: Despite an earlier report indicating Uwe Boll was attached to the game adaptation, its been confirmed he is not. At present according to the head of the game company Running With Scissors, several groups are in discussion over the film rights.

We may yet be spared.

koneko

Hardly. Postal 2 was an awful awful awful game
How could anyone possibly turn that into a film?

The point of the game was to go around beating people and then peeing on them (though the cat silencers were pretty funny).

BlitzKrieg

dear running with scissors.

due to the insane premise of your game 'postal' i have the following advice on developing into a film.

GIVE IT TO TROMA!!!! YOU KNOW YOU WANT TO!!!

dearg_doom

That's retarded! Surely it's a belated April Fools or something:)

The only game less suited to being made into a movie is probably FIFA Street.

TerrorFirmer

koneko wrote:

Hardly. Postal 2 was an awful awful awful game

I thought Postal 2 was absolutely brilliant.

Good suggestion with Troma though...who else could make a movie that would probably eclipse the bad taste in the game tenfold.

Imdb wrote:

Status: Post-production

Imdb wrote:

Directed by: Uwe Boll

So another no doubt fine release to add to his extensive portfolio of trash....

Zack Ward as the Postal Dude actually seems like a decent choice though, asthetically speaking at least.

koneko

a) this thread is well over a year old, ya dirty thread-necrophiliac!
b) you're clearly wrong, Postal 2 was crap

kaimera

Bad, bad Havok.

Old threads are bad m'kay.

TerrorFirmer

I thought it was worth updating it with the post-production notice and confirm it was Uwe Boll, as well as the guy who plays the Postal dude, none of which were in the thread already!

What was wrong with Postal 2? Mindless fun - GTA in FPS form is a good likening I think. So offensive it - well, no, it really was funny.