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What's that Sonny? ITT misquotes.

  • 15-06-2005 09:50PM
    #1
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,421 ✭✭✭


    Misquote the poster above you. Work on this one to start off.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,287 ✭✭✭NotMe


    Steveire wrote:
    Misquote the poster above you. Work on his bum to start off.

    What do you mean? What should I do to your bum you dirty man?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,421 ✭✭✭Steveire


    NotMe wrote:
    What's this on my screen? I think it's yum. Is that flan?
    Any flan you see on your screen is the product of too much sex. Please cut back.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,287 ✭✭✭NotMe


    Steveire wrote:
    I have too much sex with flan. Please cut it off.
    I recommend you see Dr. Demento about your weird sexual fantasies.


  • Posts: 8,874 ✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    NotMe wrote:
    I recommend you look down and see my Dr. Demento and have your weird sexual fantasies come true.


    That's not true! I only like women and plants!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,421 ✭✭✭Steveire


    aristotle wrote:
    Blah blah blah. I'm aristotle. Blah blah blah.
    Quit you're bellyaching melonhead.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 9,223 ✭✭✭OLDYELLAR


    Steveire wrote:
    I feel the love for oldyellar

    really?


  • Posts: 8,874 ✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    OLDYELLAR wrote:
    I wish I was a half-cheesecake, half-carpeted killing machine!


    Couldn't agree with you more.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,702 ✭✭✭bounty_hunter


    It got dark early today.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,648 ✭✭✭jezza


    I liked it hairy today.
    did ya really!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,327 ✭✭✭kawaii


    jezza wrote:
    iws wkn n da bich 2dy n i sw YORE MA!

    Did you say hello?


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 7,352 ✭✭✭funky penguin


    kawaii wrote:
    I once pleasured a snake with a tweezers.


    There, there. Get it all out.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,648 ✭✭✭jezza


    I **** watching my nana undress
    you dirty fecker penguiy


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,702 ✭✭✭bounty_hunter


    jezza wrote:
    did ya really!
    How do these things always get out?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,648 ✭✭✭jezza


    How do i get these things out?
    unhook the bra dear.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,820 ✭✭✭Femelade


    jezza wrote:
    made my bra out of a deer.


    thats just wrong!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,648 ✭✭✭jezza


    Femmy wrote:
    sharks the love the bling
    uhuhuh...


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,702 ✭✭✭bounty_hunter


    jezza wrote:
    unhook the bra dear.
    Way ahead of ya...


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,820 ✭✭✭Femelade


    she's the head off ya...


    who is?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,702 ✭✭✭bounty_hunter


    Femmy wrote:
    who is an idiot?
    I am. I misread the original post and only just worked out what's going on here...


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,648 ✭✭✭jezza


    I like to screw dogs instead of sheep. they are more affectionate
    REALLY!!!


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 9,846 ✭✭✭Le Rack


    jezza wrote:
    REALLY!!!

    i know i do!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,327 ✭✭✭kawaii


    Le Rack wrote:
    i owe you (kawaii) 200 euro!

    Damn straight.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,287 ✭✭✭NotMe


    kawaii wrote:
    Damn I wish I was straight.

    Whys that? You not happy with your love life?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,327 ✭✭✭kawaii


    NotMe wrote:
    I am ****, yada yada yada...

    yes...


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,002 ✭✭✭bringitdown


    kawaii wrote:
    no...

    God-dammit it is cold in my office today.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,702 ✭✭✭bounty_hunter


    God-dammit it is cold in my orifice today.
    Thanks for the info.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 978 ✭✭✭MooShop


    Thanks for the intro.

    what intro?? why do you get an intro :mad:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,702 ✭✭✭bounty_hunter


    MooShop wrote:
    what are you getting into :mad:
    Yore ma.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,648 ✭✭✭jezza


    whoever says yore ma again will have their dirty mouth washed out with soap.
    well said bounty


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 9,878 ✭✭✭Rozabeez


    jezza wrote:
    My ma's bounty!

    yeah jezza, yore ma!


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