What's that Sonny? ITT misquotes.

Steveire

Misquote the poster above you. Work on this one to start off.

NotMe

Steveire wrote:

Misquote the poster above you. Work on his bum to start off.

What do you mean? What should I do to your bum you dirty man?

Steveire

NotMe wrote:

What's this on my screen? I think it's yum. Is that flan?

Any flan you see on your screen is the product of too much sex. Please cut back.

NotMe

Steveire wrote:

I have too much sex with flan. Please cut it off.

I recommend you see Dr. Demento about your weird sexual fantasies.

NotMe

NotMe wrote:

I recommend you look down and see my Dr. Demento and have your weird sexual fantasies come true.

That's not true! I only like women and plants!

Steveire

aristotle wrote:

Blah blah blah. I'm aristotle. Blah blah blah.

Quit you're bellyaching melonhead.

OLDYELLAR

Steveire wrote:

I feel the love for oldyellar

really?

OLDYELLAR

OLDYELLAR wrote:

I wish I was a half-cheesecake, half-carpeted killing machine!

Couldn't agree with you more.

bounty_hunter

It got dark early today.

jezza

bounty_hunter wrote:

I liked it hairy today.

did ya really!

kawaii

jezza wrote:

iws wkn n da bich 2dy n i sw YORE MA!

Did you say hello?

funky penguin

kawaii wrote:

I once pleasured a snake with a tweezers.

There, there. Get it all out.

jezza

funky penguin wrote:

I **** watching my nana undress

you dirty fecker penguiy

bounty_hunter

jezza wrote:

did ya really!

How do these things always get out?

jezza

bounty_hunter wrote:

How do i get these things out?

unhook the bra dear.

Femelade

jezza wrote:

made my bra out of a deer.

thats just wrong!

jezza

Femmy wrote:

sharks the love the bling

uhuhuh...

bounty_hunter

jezza wrote:

unhook the bra dear.

Way ahead of ya...

Femelade

bounty_hunter wrote:

she's the head off ya...

who is?

bounty_hunter

Femmy wrote:

who is an idiot?

I am. I misread the original post and only just worked out what's going on here...

jezza

bounty_hunter wrote:

I like to screw dogs instead of sheep. they are more affectionate

REALLY!!!

Le Rack

jezza wrote:

REALLY!!!

i know i do!

kawaii

Le Rack wrote:

i owe you (kawaii) 200 euro!

Damn straight.

NotMe

kawaii wrote:

Damn I wish I was straight.

Whys that? You not happy with your love life?

kawaii

NotMe wrote:

I am ****, yada yada yada...

yes...

bringitdown

kawaii wrote:

no...

God-dammit it is cold in my office today.

bounty_hunter

bringitdown wrote:

God-dammit it is cold in my orifice today.

Thanks for the info.

MooShop

bounty_hunter wrote:

Thanks for the intro.

what intro?? why do you get an intro :mad:

bounty_hunter

MooShop wrote:

what are you getting into :mad:

Yore ma.

jezza

bounty_hunter wrote:

whoever says yore ma again will have their dirty mouth washed out with soap.

well said bounty

Rozabeez

jezza wrote:

My ma's bounty!

yeah jezza, yore ma!

Einstein

Rozabeez wrote:

yeah jezza's my ma!

I always thought you two got on well...

jezza

Divers wrote:

I always wanted to get it on with you two...

dream on old man

Einstein

jezza wrote:

i dream about old men

care to share some of those dreams?

StupidLikeAFox

Divers wrote:

care to share some of your cream?

Your gaggin for it!

Einstein

ColHol wrote:

I'm gaggin for you!

Dream on old man

MooShop

ColHol wrote:

You will gag him for it!

whatever your in to

Einstein

MooShop wrote:

I'm into gagging...

So is ColHol

jezza

Divers wrote:

is ColHol straight i wonder

he is.

Steveire

jezza wrote:

YORE MA

Jezza!!!!! I thought you were above that kind of behavior. You were raised better than this.

Le Rack

Steveire wrote:

Jezza!!!!! I thought you were all about that kind of behavior. You were raised like me.

yeah you all love poles.... innuendo....

Steveire

Le Rack wrote:

I love poles in my endo

Jeez, take it to the sex discussion board. Can't we be polite around here!!!1!

orangerooster

Le Rack wrote:

yeah I loathe all Poles.

I hear your a racist now Le Rack?

jezza

Le Rack wrote:

yeah i do love sheep....

awhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh thats kinda sick ya no.

Steveire

/quoting Le Rack again cause that seems to be the *thing*

Le Rack wrote:

I love my brick

Don't we all.

orangerooster

Steveire wrote:

I wee all over my sexual partners.

Hmm watersports eh? You do that ? If thats your scene man....

jezza

orangerooster wrote:

i seen your lad steveire ....

uhuh.....

Le Rack

jezza wrote:

uhuh.....

look jezza if your gonna masturbate no need to tell us about it!


I didn't even have to mis quote!

jezza

Le Rack wrote:

look im gonna masturbate

darlin its called a private life! keep it that way!

OLDYELLAR

jezza wrote:

i love bosco , I wanna be him

cute, mind the scissors now

jezza

OLDYELLAR wrote:

jessies gonna be my bridesmaid

awh shucks...........