Testicles, big or small?

Suaimhneach

Well ladies, and gents, should that be your prefrence. What kind of testicles do you like?

Personally, I think they're really cute whatever size they are. Ya know the way one is always lower than the other. Hehe, I just love that. Also how they're so delicate, and you hve to be gentle. I mean, that just rocks.

So what is it folks. What kind of testies do you like?

TerrorFirmer

Okay....

What a wierd thread.

sionnach

the kind people don't post about >_<

Daelus

Er.. medium? :rolleyes:

Enough of a handful anyway.

Victor

I like mine ... just "so".

kstanl

Victor wrote:

I like mine ... just "so".

With a little pepper sauce?

wheres me jumpa

while were on this subject, is a blow(excuse the pun) to a females "region" as painful as it is for men?!

d_fens

err i dunno, should i have a preference?

TerrorFirmer

Enough of a handful anyway.

Per ball? Because that would be one huge set....

Nala

I like my boys to have big balls, so that gets my vote anyways.

RobertFoster

MobileInfantry wrote:

Per ball? Because that would be one huge set....

Depends on the size of the hands...

Sarky

Shrivelled, hairy, and belonging to a donkey, please.

OLDYELLAR

ah balls are balls , i couldnt care less , they kinda creep me anyway

Rhyme

I prefer them exactly where they are... between my legs

Winters

Take your pic

snorlax

i think the idea for this thread mite have been copied from another thread!....

testicle

Oi! Leave me out of this!!!

Shrimp

Strange.

Mac daddy

another great thread in the afterhours forum

RVN10

is this cos of the boob thread and knicker thread???

Suaimhneach

Never under estimate the intelligence of the masses.

azezil

like a good hairy sack myself, a good handful

*nods*

rainbow kirby

Don't really mind.

Tar.Aldarion

there are different sizes!!! am i inadequate!!!!:eek:

LadyJ

I don't care as long as I can teabag em!:D

Rhyme

LadyJ wrote:

I don't care as long as I can teabag em!:D

Teabagging and Tallywacking... two sports lost in time

Sparky

i think there should be a all things sexy forum, with threads about boobs, knickers and now balls we need one, although i must say the AH forum has lit up.

Agent Smith

Jesjes, i'm never going to look at you the same way again

Suaimhneach

Dude, right now, I am going to bed wiht my best girl mate in the whole world. SHE HAS MASSIVE CLACKERS :P

Agent Smith

fair play


remember kids, winners dont do drugs!

Pet

Jesjes wrote:

Never under estimate the intelligence of the masses.

Nicely done Jesjes. Much more effective than a load of feminist crap.

Kernel

Nala wrote:

I like my boys to have big balls, so that gets my vote anyways.

Err.. what difference does the size of testicles have to do with anything sexual with a girl (bar LadyJ's teabagging!! )????

If your boys have big balls then maybe you should help them empty them! :rolleyes:

My massive cock is more important to me than my normal size balls. :cool:

LadyJ

Kernel wrote:

My massive cock is more important to me than my normal size balls. :cool:

So do the balls get stiffed on Christmas presents etc?

Winters

If yer balls are massive they obviously dont get much use. I'd reccomend cleaning the pips to bring them back to normal size.

My right one is lower then my left ..... I think.

Capt'n Midnight

Check out right whales

Helzeena

Well I like 'em big enough. But then again not too big

Helzeena

Kernel wrote:

My massive cock is more important to me than my normal size balls. :cool:

Who sounds a bit sure of themselves? :rolleyes:

Kernel

Helzeena wrote:

Who sounds a bit sure of themselves? :rolleyes:

Me, coz I have a massive cock.. I'm cocksure.

Suaimhneach

Oi, get your own thread for your cock. We're talking about balls here.

Tar.Aldarion

his cock,legend of boards

Kernel

Jesjes wrote:

Oi, get your own thread for your cock. We're talking about balls here.

LOL.. ok point taken.. just had to throw in the 'cocksure' pun before leaving.

Easily_Irritated

Nothing like a big hairy pair, thats for sure...

speaking of hairy balls, any of you guys ever had a back sack and crack wax?

county

touche

Tar.Aldarion

Easily_Irritate wrote:

Nothing like a big hairy pair, thats for sure...

speaking of hairy balls, any of you guys ever had a back sack and crack wax?

no isnt even an adequate word....

county

eh?

Tar.Aldarion

no isnt strong/potent enough

Kernel

I was watching this documentary on BBC2 earlier, where an anthropologist went to live with a tribe in the amazon, and as part of the ritual they wrapped his foreskin in a leaf and inverted his cock. The poor chap almost fainted. Apparently it was "very unpleasant".

county

a bit beyond the call of duty eh!

MooShop

omg the poor f**ker, and what did he do when he left the tribe and went home?? did he leave it the way it was??

Draupnir

explain what ya mean by inverted his cock

Sleepy

Kernel wrote:

I was watching this documentary on BBC2 earlier, where an anthropologist went to live with a tribe in the amazon, and as part of the ritual they wrapped his foreskin in a leaf and inverted his cock. The poor chap almost fainted. Apparently it was "very unpleasant".

Crap, I saw the start of that and just thought yer man seemed like a prat so I changed over. Didn't know I was going to see the berk tortured!