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I'n it awfully fun being a Nerd?!!!1FOUR

  • 07-06-2005 9:05pm
    #1
    Piste
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,440 ✭✭✭✭


    It's great to be a Nerd, It's great to be a Nerd,
    The only light we ever see is from our monitor

    We argue about comic books and Internet connections
    The biggest highlight of the year is the Star Trek Convention
    Our Town's not big enough to sign up any stars
    But we once met a red shirt who was phased by a Borg

    It's great to be a Nerd, It's great to be a Nerd,
    We wear our Star Trek uniforms and talk like Captain Kirk

    We have our own heroes, who we try to emulate,
    I dream of one day being as sexy as Bill Gates
    We hate watching sports cause were reading Carl Sagan
    But we'd watch the Olympics if they played Dungeons and Dragons

    I'm A hobbit

    It's great to be a Nerd, It's great to be a Nerd,
    We think Tolkien was a genius and Shakespeare was a turd

    We rarely get a date, or get talked to by a girl
    Unless they're having trouble with their Algebra homework
    Were emotionally bereft and sexually frustrated
    But we can download photographs of agent Scully naked

    (Nerdish Laugh)

    It's great to be a Nerd, It's great to be a Nerd,
    We know the truth is out there but we'd have to leave our rooms

    We are the nerds in your neiborhood
    Polyesters a fashion statement
    But theres more room on the beach for you
    Cause were locked in our basement

    It's great to be a Nerd, It's great to be a Nerd,
    We like to wear colors that do not appear in nature

    It's great to be a poorly dressed
    Fashionless
    Star Treking
    Role Playing
    90 Pound
    When Wet Down
    Pasty Skin
    Pop Drinking
    Underfed Genius
    Yes, It's great to be a Nerd.


Comments

  • #2
    danniemcq
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,163 ✭✭✭✭danniemcq


    amen


  • #3
    Piste
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,440 ✭✭✭✭Piste


    It should be the prayer to the father of all Nerds. Now if only we could pry him away from his gaming to hear/see our worship.....


  • #4
    NotMe
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,287 ✭✭✭NotMe


    Haha nerds!


  • #5
    danniemcq
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,163 ✭✭✭✭danniemcq


    NotMe wrote:
    Haha nerds!

    when the revolution comes you will be the first against the wall

    /evil laugh


  • #6
    Le Rack
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,846 ✭✭✭Le Rack


    snigger you and your nerd things!
    I know a guy who actually plays D n D!
    For the love of god DnD!


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  • #7
    Sarky
    Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    Nerds get all the chicks.

    I wish I was a nerd... :(


  • #8
    funky penguin
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,352 ✭✭✭funky penguin


    Nerds are the new gays.

    Think "Nerd Eye for the Computer Illiterate Guy"


  • #9
    Le Rack
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,846 ✭✭✭Le Rack


    actually I've kinda proven that nerds are wicked horny...


  • #10
    OLDYELLAR
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,223 ✭✭✭OLDYELLAR


    mmmm nerds , they turn me on


  • #11
    Le Rack
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,846 ✭✭✭Le Rack


    I'm dead serious!
    And ones who aren't hugely tall, Woah Moma!


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  • #12
    OLDYELLAR
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,223 ✭✭✭OLDYELLAR


    or the really nerdy ones,.......................mm mm


  • #13
    Le Rack
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,846 ✭✭✭Le Rack


    yeah!
    Its all that pent up sexual tension from having their nose in a book all day!


  • #14
    OLDYELLAR
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,223 ✭✭✭OLDYELLAR


    like the milky bar kid........................hell yea


  • #15
    Le Rack
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,846 ✭✭✭Le Rack


    no thats child molestation (sp) like Seth Cohen he was anerd till Ryan came along, but much hornieness right there!


  • #16
    Sarky
    Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    Wesley Crusher is now a very cool person.


  • #17
    OLDYELLAR
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,223 ✭✭✭OLDYELLAR


    I used be a nerd ,. now im a geek , i evolved


  • #18
    Le Rack
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,846 ✭✭✭Le Rack


    cough*hornbag*cough
    sorry something in my throat, eh the horny thing is only relevant for guys....


  • #19
    OLDYELLAR
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,223 ✭✭✭OLDYELLAR


    nerdy guys mmm


  • #20
    Le Rack
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,846 ✭✭✭Le Rack


    now your getting it


  • #21
    OLDYELLAR
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,223 ✭✭✭OLDYELLAR


    nerds = hot mamas


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  • #22
    Le Rack
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,846 ✭✭✭Le Rack


    well nerds = hot fellos


  • #23
    OLDYELLAR
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,223 ✭✭✭OLDYELLAR


    nerds are just hot!!goina get so burned at the boards beer


  • #24
    Sarky
    Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    That's because we are also witty and will use your words against you.


  • #25
    Le Rack
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,846 ✭✭✭Le Rack


    true, as I learned when being dumped by a nerd....
    not pleasant


  • #26
    OLDYELLAR
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,223 ✭✭✭OLDYELLAR


    nerds are teh cooliest!


  • #27
    Le Rack
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,846 ✭✭✭Le Rack


    not when they dump you!


  • #28
    OLDYELLAR
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,223 ✭✭✭OLDYELLAR


    you gotta get back with him just to dump him , double whammy the wrath of nerdys


  • #29
    Sarky
    Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    Ah, getting dumped by PM/MSN, truly a defining moment in one's love life...


  • #30
    OLDYELLAR
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,223 ✭✭✭OLDYELLAR


    a/s/l my fave nerd chat up line


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  • #31
    Le Rack
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,846 ✭✭✭Le Rack


    eh hes now with another nerd.....
    as Alanis Morissette said "Is she perverted like me/would she go down on you in a theatre"


  • #32
    Sarky
    Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    Isn't ironic?

    Don't you think?


  • #33
    OLDYELLAR
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,223 ✭✭✭OLDYELLAR


    a little 2 ironic yea i really do think


  • #34
    Le Rack
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,846 ✭✭✭Le Rack


    OLDYELLAR wrote:
    a/s/l my fave nerd chat up line
    ah ah I got that on here!!! he was fourteen, and a rocker... I'm 17...


  • #35
    Sarky
    Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    It was Coolock_Lad, wasn't it?


  • #36
    Le Rack
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,846 ✭✭✭Le Rack


    I hope its me that you see when you f*ck her

    I hope you feel it when I scratch my nails down someone elses back, do you feel it?


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  • #37
    OLDYELLAR
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,223 ✭✭✭OLDYELLAR


    hes not a nerd , hes a dweeb........................a lower class nerd


  • #38
    Sarky
    Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    Ok, please stop quoting Alanis whatsherface, I actually detest the talentless non-wonderwhore.


  • #39
    Le Rack
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,846 ✭✭✭Le Rack


    shes not that bad, your needed back in single ville Yellar is back in!


  • #40
    Sarky
    Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    Again:
    Sarky wrote:
    Talentless non-wonderwhore.


  • #41
    Le Rack
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,846 ✭✭✭Le Rack


    eh.!
    piste is gonna get some shock when he gets back!


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  • #42
    OLDYELLAR
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,223 ✭✭✭OLDYELLAR


    Pistes A She Me Thinx


  • #43
    NotMe
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,287 ✭✭✭NotMe


    Le Rack wrote:
    not when they dump you!
    you should have smashed his xbox.. that would teach him..


  • #44
    Le Rack
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,846 ✭✭✭Le Rack


    NotMe wrote:
    you should have smashed his xbox.. that would teach him..
    thats funny cuz the xbox is his brothers but it gets treated like a person...


  • #45
    Le Rack
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,846 ✭✭✭Le Rack


    eh pen-is, pen-less


  • #46
    Rozabeez
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,878 ✭✭✭Rozabeez


    Piste is Gummybearz!!! silly!


  • #47
    Le Rack
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,846 ✭✭✭Le Rack


    so it doesn't have a sex?


  • #48
    Rozabeez
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,878 ✭✭✭Rozabeez


    Dont think so...somebody check.


  • #49
    Le Rack
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,846 ✭✭✭Le Rack


    sorry I dont have gummy bearz to hand..


  • #50
    Chad ghostal
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,958 ✭✭✭Chad ghostal


    she be she,
    a young'un
    afaik ..


  • #51
    Le Rack
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,846 ✭✭✭Le Rack


    aye!


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