If you fall asleep after eating dinner does that make you officially old??

Easily_Irritated

For the first time, this evening I fell asleep after eating my dinner! Does this make me officially old? I've just turned 24. Is this the the start of a slippery slope to zimmer frame land?

TerrorFirmer

Easily_Irritate wrote:

For the first time, this evening I fell asleep after eating my dinner! Does this make me officially old? I've just turned 24. Is this the the start of a slippery slope to zimmer frame land?

Nope! now, if you fell asleep while actually doing something, like at the table itself, I'd be worried.

But if you mean lying down and drifting off, it happens all the time!

And I'm just 17. I'm probably just abnormally lazy though....

Easily_Irritated

lol Oooo now that you mention it, I am exceptionally lazy. Im sure thats it

Sarky

It means you've learned just how pleasant a wee snooze is. This wisdom generally only comes with age, but some folks learn early. I love sleep. It's one of life's great pleasures.

Pighead

Reminds me of a funny story regarding my mams cousin who fell asleep after dinner on his 24th birthday and died after choking on his own vomit after his diced carrots started repeating on him.
Oh wait hang on that wasn't the funny story I meant to type
Will put it up later when i think of it
Respect to uncle Joe.
And no respect to diced carrots. :mad:

Easily_Irritated

Pighead wrote:

who fell asleep after dinner on his 24th birthday and died after choking on his own vomit after his diced carrots started repeating on him.

was this directly after he turned 24 or is this just something people who are 24+ have to watch out for? Falling asleep after dinner and dying, that is!

Pighead

I'm not sure but out of 19 men on my mothers side of the family 11 of them have died after choking on various foodstuff at some point of their 25th year on the planet.The other 8 are all big fans of the liquidiser,Uncle Matty swears by his after almost choking to death on a piece of turnip back in 76
But as i say it was only 11 out of 19 so theres probably nothing to worry about.

Easily_Irritated

Oh yes, they're perfectly comforting odds there, pighead!!!

She-Ra

i turn 24 next month... no more veg for me thanks!

LadyJ

Does falling asleep on the toilet make you an alcoholic?

Tar.Aldarion

it makes me one...
happens all the time

Pighead

LadyJ wrote:

Does falling asleep on the toilet make you an alcoholic?

Depends if your pants are up or down.
Well?

Kernel

Pighead wrote:

I'm not sure but out of 19 men on my mothers side of the family 11 of them have died after choking on various foodstuff at some point of their 25th year on the planet.The other 8 are all big fans of the liquidiser,Uncle Matty swears by his after almost choking to death on a piece of turnip back in 76
But as i say it was only 11 out of 19 so theres probably nothing to worry about.

Yeah, but that's because your family was cursed by an old gypsy woman, who caught your great great grandfather in a sexual position with the gypsy donkey.
:rolleyes:

LadyJ

Pighead wrote:

Depends if your pants are up or down.
Well?

Down. Always down

Tar.Aldarion

ha mine are mostly up you big alco!!!!
cos i just collapse there and cant move...

Kernel

LadyJ wrote:

Down. Always down

LOL! Don't worry LadyJ, it would be worse if you woke up with your pants on... and err... 'occupied' by stuff.

Pighead

If alcoholic means someone who enjoys the art of pleasure,then yes indeed you are a raging alcoholic
Now pull them pants up and get some fresh air

LadyJ

Kernel wrote:

LOL! Don't worry LadyJ, it would be worse if you woke up with your pants on... and err... 'occupied' by stuff.

You mean like a family of squirrels?

Pighead

Think hes talking about minge smurfs

Kernel

LadyJ wrote:

You mean like a family of squirrels?

Yes... yes... little brown squirrels that smell bad.....

LadyJ

Nah,I never really fall asleep on the toilet,I was just....eh....asking for a friend....

Squirrel

Those poor smelly Squirrels

LadyJ

They like it!

Squirrel

In that case...

seamus

I don't snooze, period.

It's something to do with the extra blood going to your stomach for dohestion making you tried. Doesn't affect me.

Babies have a nap after feeding too, so maybe you're getting younger?

Easily_Irritated

seamus wrote:

Babies have a nap after feeding too, so maybe you're getting younger?

I love it. Yup, that works for me. Im clearly reverting back to a child like state. Which suits me, better than turning into an aul fart!

Blitzkrieger

I hope not because I did it last night!

If only I wasn't in a meeting at the time........

MooShop

ah well thats probably because you were in a boring meeting, thats probably what put you to sleep not the food imo anyway...god damn boring meetings :mad: