I spilt beer on my carpet...

Cianos

...twice. Same stupid can. Should'nt have left it in my room. I only took about two sips...and its Budweiser :mad:

Lump

Wow, why are you drinking at 11.38 in the morning?!

John

funky penguin

Those damn lopsided carpets!

snorlax

i think if you put salt on it it straightaway it helps get rid of the stain but im not sure if thats just for wine...!

Cianos

Lump wrote:

Wow, why are you drinking at 11.38 in the morning?!

John

11.38 in the morning? Who said that? What? Only messing...the can was shamefully left in my room from not last night, but the night before.

Cianos

I dont believe this! The 'buckin yoke just spilt again, I'm not messing! Is this a vision, or a waking dream?

Lump

Throw it in the bin you fool.

John

_blank_

Clean up tbh

Gilgamesh

ban this muppet tbh and close the thread.
or maybe....... move this to PI! ROFLMFHO

LadyJ

I just cleaned my room so you can see the carpet and there's wine and beer stains everywhere! I think I may shampoo it!:D

Mossy Monk

worst thread ever

since the last one

fjon

Cianos wrote:

and its Budweiser :mad:

Are you annoyed because you like Budweiser? Or is Budweiser harder to clean up than normal beer? Or were ou annoyed that all you had to drink was Budwesier?

Cianos

Lump wrote:

Throw it in the bin you fool.

John

But theres some left in the can...it would empty out into the bin. And if the bin bag had a hole in it, it would continue to spill on the floor. Now can you see my dilemma?

rubadub

its only budweiser, its not like you split beer, just like spilling water really.

Cianos

Cianos wrote:

...twice. Same stupid can. Should'nt have left it in my room. I only took about two sips...and its Budweiser :mad:

Lick it up. :cool:

rymus

Cianos wrote:

...twice. Same stupid can. Should'nt have left it in my room. I only took about two sips...and its Budweiser :mad:

Whaddya want? A shaggin award?

Mossy Monk

Cianos wrote:

But theres some left in the can...it would empty out into the bin. And if the bin bag had a hole in it, it would continue to spill on the floor. Now can you see my dilemma?

jesus h. christ

empty the can down the sink or something

Cianos

Heh heh...

kinkstr

snorlax wrote:

i think if you put salt on it it straightaway it helps get rid of the stain but im not sure if thats just for wine...!

I think its baking soda, seen it on Curb your Enthuasim.

edit/ i think its just for wine as its used to get rid of the stain.

WhiteWashMan

no, if you put table salt on it straight away, it draws most of the wine out of the carpet.

experience of someone with a light coloured carpet and penchant for drinking red wine (actually, blame my wife)

NotMe

What's the problem? Doesn't everyone wash their carpet with beer?

Sarky

Mash some roofies into it and have your wicked way with it.