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Entschuldigung bitte!

  • 06-06-2005 10:48pm
    #1
    NotMe
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,287 ✭✭✭


    Wie komme ich am besten zum Bahnhof bitte?


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  • #2
    Sarky
    Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    Please fondle my buttocks.


  • #3
    NotMe
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,287 ✭✭✭NotMe


    sehr gut!


  • #4
    Steveire
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,421 ✭✭✭Steveire


    Sie gehen Geradeaus, dann links, dann rechts. Sie gehen an der Kirche vorbei, und timpeall an siopa. You'll find it's the place that all the tracks lead to.


  • #5
    Le Rack
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,846 ✭✭✭Le Rack


    ha ha well done!
    Ich mag auf Deutsch sprechen, ich bin nichts so gut mit Deutsch sprechen aber es ist Spass. hehehe Ich bin gut, und du?


  • #6
    Sarky
    Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    I weel not buy thees record, eet ees scretched!


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  • #7
    Le Rack
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,846 ✭✭✭Le Rack


    aber bist du gut?
    Weist du was ich habe gefragt?


  • #8
    Sarky
    Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    Would you like to come back to my place bouncy bouncy!


  • #9
    Steveire
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,421 ✭✭✭Steveire


    If south park is an authority on these things (and it is), then bouncy bouncy with a german will mean making an "Eaten die shi++en" video.


  • #10
    NotMe
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,287 ✭✭✭NotMe


    Ich denke dass er nicht verstehen.


  • #11
    Sarky
    Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    My nipples explode with delight!


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  • #12
    Sparky
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 22,231 ✭✭✭✭Sparky


    mon langer is biggen. ja.


  • #13
    Steveire
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,421 ✭✭✭Steveire


    nicht verstehen hat
    Wer versteht nicht?


  • #14
    Sarky
    Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    Christ, haven't ANY of you ever heard of the Inflammatory Hungarian Phrasebook?


  • #15
    NotMe
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,287 ✭✭✭NotMe


    Mein langer. Dein Frau. Jetzt.


  • #16
    Steveire
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,421 ✭✭✭Steveire


    Oh yeah, the IHP...


  • #17
    NotMe
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,287 ✭✭✭NotMe


    Steveire wrote:
    nicht verstehen hat
    Wer versteht nicht?
    Entschuldigung! Mein Deutsch ist sehr "rusty"


  • #18
    NotMe
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,287 ✭✭✭NotMe


    Sarky wrote:
    Christ, haven't ANY of you ever heard of the Inflammatory Hungarian Phrasebook?
    I have now.


  • #19
    amp
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,446 ✭✭✭✭amp


    Ja ja ja ja ja ja aj aj aj amp amp map pam apm ampinstein ampeintein amp in stein

    ja


  • #20
    Steveire
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,421 ✭✭✭Steveire


    Ya, genauso wie 'mein'.


  • #21
    Sparky
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 22,231 ✭✭✭✭Sparky


    haw haw we germans ist very funny, haw haw


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  • #22
    NotMe
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,287 ✭✭✭NotMe


    Army1.jpg


  • #23
    Steveire
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,421 ✭✭✭Steveire


    NotMe wrote:
    Army1.jpg
    .WTFROFLMAOBBQ ?


  • #24
    Chad ghostal
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,958 ✭✭✭Chad ghostal


    *steveire gets medal*


    >. i dont think jesus had nipples..
    he was never meant to feed people..


  • #25
    NotMe
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,287 ✭✭✭NotMe


    luft.jpg


  • #26
    Le Rack
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,846 ✭✭✭Le Rack


    sie sind Blose! Jederman auf hier ist blose und aht keinen in ihre Kopfen!


  • #27
    NotMe
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,287 ✭✭✭NotMe


    kauft.jpg


  • #28
    Le Rack
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,846 ✭✭✭Le Rack


    NotMe wrote:
    kauft.jpg
    something about hitler helping them, buying german something...


  • #29
    Steveire
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,421 ✭✭✭Steveire


    Hitler builds things. Buy german Warez.

    *Sports medal authoritatively*


  • #30
    Le Rack
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,846 ✭✭✭Le Rack


    ah right, I was a little right!


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  • #31
    Matthewthebig
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,217 ✭✭✭Matthewthebig


    Du bist ein dingo!


  • #32
    NotMe
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,287 ✭✭✭NotMe


    We don't just tolerate homosexuality, we enforce it!

    daf.jpg


  • #33
    Sparky
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 22,231 ✭✭✭✭Sparky


    das people die die die

    hitlerbaby.JPG


  • #34
    Sparky
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 22,231 ✭✭✭✭Sparky


    mienen lika formula einen ja, die die die
    Even_Hitler_Likes_Nascar.jpg


  • #35
    Le Rack
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,846 ✭✭✭Le Rack


    lovely!
    that baby is terrifying!


  • #36
    NotMe
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,287 ✭✭✭NotMe


    Le Rack wrote:
    lovely!
    that baby is terrifying!
    Ah yes that baby!

    stargatehp-1.jpg


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  • #37
    Sparky
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 22,231 ✭✭✭✭Sparky


    ja famous face, id swear ive seen it some where else


  • #38
    Le Rack
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,846 ✭✭✭Le Rack


    eek!


  • #39
    Sparky
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 22,231 ✭✭✭✭Sparky


    Ill punen die lights ouze little jewden

    [img]http://www.arsenal.is/images/knattspyrnuskolinn2004/Hitler hálfviti.JPG[/img]


  • #40
    NotMe
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,287 ✭✭✭NotMe


    jesus that's scary!


  • #41
    Sparky
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 22,231 ✭✭✭✭Sparky


    hey you up there imitating me, im the real hitler, pleeeeeeeeese stop slagging the germans
    hitler-talar.jpg


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  • #42
    NotMe
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,287 ✭✭✭NotMe


    pp54.jpg


  • #43
    Matthewthebig
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,217 ✭✭✭Matthewthebig


    greatpm.png

    not real connection its just funny


  • #44
    Sparky
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 22,231 ✭✭✭✭Sparky


    is he hitler?


  • #45
    Matthewthebig
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,217 ✭✭✭Matthewthebig


    seems so


  • #46
    simu
    Closed Accounts Posts: 10,730 ✭✭✭✭simu


    So, was machst du in deiner Freizeit? ;)

    And ffs, there's more to Germany than Hitler.

    What about poor Otto Von B.?
    bismarck.jpg


  • #47
    Imposter
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,666 ✭✭✭Imposter


    Here's a little tip: instead of saying "Entschuldigung bitte" just say "chewing gum bitte". Most germans (well austrians anyway) won't notice the difference.


  • #48
    Le Rack
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,846 ✭✭✭Le Rack


    simu wrote:
    So, was machst du in deiner Freizeit? ;)

    And ffs, there's more to Germany than Hitler.

    What about poor Otto Von B.?
    bismarck.jpg
    ich ube gitarre und ich traineire Tae Kwon Do aber meistens bin ich auf dem Internet!


  • #49
    Steveire
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,421 ✭✭✭Steveire


    Like Krusty brand imitation gruel. Nine out of ten orphans can't tell the difference...

    The german around here seems mostly to be what people remember learning for their german oral exam. Hast du Geschwester?


  • #50
    Undergod
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,858 ✭✭✭Undergod


    Ja, ich habe ein Bruder und eine Schwester, aber ich habe main Spitzer ncht dabei. Die grossen Meerschweinen hat es gestohlen.


  • #51
    Sparky
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 22,231 ✭✭✭✭Sparky


    He gerade so alle, die Sie boardsies wissen, Ich bin ein fließender deutscher Sprecher, und wenn Sie nicht so dann denken, können Sie gehen und fart imGesicht Ihrer Oma. Übrigens war Hitler ein homosexueller Mann.


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