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Where do Ambidextrous men keep their package??

  • 06-06-2005 4:32pm
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    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,258 ✭✭✭


    Where do Ambidextrous men keep their package??
    Since the Lefty's keep theirs to the left, and the rightys keep theirs on the right, does that mean that Ambidextrous people keep their Package in the middle???


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,958 ✭✭✭Chad ghostal


    its probably always hiding..
    being ambidexterous, means he's handy with both.. ;)


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 10,730 ✭✭✭✭simu


    Sorry, but someone has to do it:

    In your ma!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 25 Lighthouse_Cat


    Numina wrote:
    Where do Ambidextrous men keep their package??
    Since the Lefty's keep theirs to the left, and the rightys keep theirs on the right, does that mean that Ambidextrous people keep their Package in the middle???

    Yes we do. :)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,561 ✭✭✭Rhyme


    Numina wrote:
    Where do Ambidextrous men keep their package??
    Since the Lefty's keep theirs to the left, and the rightys keep theirs on the right, does that mean that Ambidextrous people keep their Package in the middle???
    Or on both sides?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 7,352 ✭✭✭funky penguin


    .........two penisesessses?


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,561 ✭✭✭Rhyme


    .........two penisesessses?
    Thats a hard word to say


  • Hosted Moderators Posts: 5,555 ✭✭✭tSubh Dearg


    When I worked in Ann Summers we sold a strap on for your knee. I was musing on the purpose of this one day, when one of the guys i worked with informed me it was so you could shag your girlfriend while she was orally pleasuring you and still leave you with a clear view of the tv. so there you go

    Fp I believe it would be 2 peni not penisessssessess :D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 22,231 ✭✭✭✭Sparky


    When I worked in Ann Summers we sold a strap on for your knee. I was musing on the purpose of this one day, when one of the guys i worked with informed me it was so you could shag your girlfriend while she was orally pleasuring you and still leave you with a clear view of the tv. so there you go

    Fp I believe it would be 2 peni not penisessssessess :D


    I have been enlightened. :eek:


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 9,878 ✭✭✭Rozabeez


    Numina wrote:
    Where do Ambidextrous men keep their package??
    Since the Lefty's keep theirs to the left, and the rightys keep theirs on the right, does that mean that Ambidextrous people keep their Package in the middle???

    I should have known it would be you....we meet again NUMINA!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,421 ✭✭✭Steveire


    Thunderdome!!! Come on, it needs the revamp...


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,958 ✭✭✭Chad ghostal


    Fights!!!< Fight!!!>>>.>

    Owooooooooooooot.. .

    ........


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,421 ✭✭✭Steveire


    A
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    .AGRO


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,958 ✭✭✭Chad ghostal


    plung


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 9,878 ✭✭✭Rozabeez


    why would I fight with Numina? I OWN HIM!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,217 ✭✭✭Matthewthebig


    own or pwn?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 9,878 ✭✭✭Rozabeez


    Own...he's an object, one of my cherished possesions.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,258 ✭✭✭Numina


    Nobody owns me, I am the solemn difference between every living being, I am everything you people have in common with each, I AM YOU!!!!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 9,878 ✭✭✭Rozabeez


    NO I am me....you are mine.


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