The lowest of the low?

joejoem · 03-06-2005 11:18am #1

What if your lifes ambition was to be a famous actor or model and all you could get was this?

Is this the lowest of the low? They look like a bad high five (with a few missing - in rehab) and not as attractive.

joejoem · 03-06-2005 11:19am

oh my god the black girl only has 3 fingers!

Basq · 03-06-2005 11:20am

joejoem wrote:

oh my god the black girl only has 3 fingers!

No.... i think you'll see her last finger is intertwined among her hair! :rolleyes:

I'd be more worried about that girl at the back hanging off the word "Ringtone"

koneko · 03-06-2005 11:22am

The blonde chick, isn't she from that car ad? You know, where she wears the green jacket and looks like her legs are tiny. YES Car Credit. You used to see it all the time on Sky on their crappy UK channels like Living TV.

Sir Digby Chicken Caesar · 03-06-2005 11:24am

I thought she looked familiar...

joejoem · 03-06-2005 11:24am

koneko wrote:

The blonde chick, isn't she from that car ad? You know, where she wears the green jacket and looks like her legs are tiny. YES Car Credit. You used to see it all the time on Sky on their crappy UK channels like Living TV.

you mean the girl doing the michael jackson thriller dance? Well spotted, aghhh daytime tv, when you know you have done something productive with your day....

seo-ireland · 03-06-2005 11:59am

They remind me of Six at the zenith of their career... expect of course that there is only four

Altheus · 03-06-2005 12:16pm

They remind me of an ugly (uglier) Steps.

LegacyUser · 03-06-2005 12:25pm

they have to make a living, but ye, they're probably dieing on the inside.

joejoem · 03-06-2005 12:48pm

paperclip wrote:

they have to make a living, but ye, they're probably dieing on the inside.

with there dead eyes, there DEAD EYES! - Abu

MooShop · 03-06-2005 1:07pm

Altheus wrote:

They remind me of an ugly (uglier) Steps.

yes so true uglier and sadder (if its possible to be sadder than steps)

keevita · 03-06-2005 1:28pm

how bout filling in 'harvey norman back-up singer' in the space under occupation on application forms. that would strike me as sad.

go harvey, go harvey, go harvery noooormaaaan

joejoem · 03-06-2005 1:50pm

keevita wrote:

how bout filling in 'harvey norman back-up singer' in the space under occupation on application forms. that would strike me as sad.

go harvey, go harvey, go harvery noooormaaaan

ha ha ha ha, good one. as hard as I try to think of something worse that isnt illegal I just cant. A gay fluffer perhaps...

simu · 03-06-2005 1:55pm

Maybe they're not pros - they're probably kids who were picked off the street and given a few quid to pose.

Stephen · 03-06-2005 1:58pm

The bloke looks like he's about to spank the black girl's ass.

petes · 03-06-2005 2:01pm

Stephen wrote:

The bloke looks like he's about to spank the black girl's ass.

Where is his other hand??

whiskeyman · 03-06-2005 2:15pm

yee gotta start somewhere...
We may be looking at this picture on "Before they were famous" in a few years time, laughing at how the highest paid actor / actress in Hollywood started their career...

joejoem · 03-06-2005 2:21pm

whiskeyman wrote:

yee gotta start somewhere...
We may be looking at this picture on "Before they were famous" in a few years time, laughing at how the highest paid actor / actress in Hollywood started their career...

Good point.....but I doubt it!

the_syco · 03-06-2005 2:27pm

whiskeyman wrote:

how the highest paid actor / actress in Hollywood started their career...

Very often in porno's.

joejoem · 03-06-2005 2:51pm

the_syco wrote:

Very often in porno's.

Any examples? The only one I can think of is Brooke Shields (Suddenly Susan) started in child porn

modular · 03-06-2005 3:24pm

joejoem wrote:

Any examples? The only one I can think of is Brooke Shields (Suddenly Susan) started in child porn

Sylvester Stallone was in some terrible low-budget porno, renamed The Italian Stallion after he became famous.

Stephen · 03-06-2005 3:34pm

I believe arnold schwarzenegger was in some dodgy gay porn too before he became famous.

But I don't think much of hollywood's A-list celebs got where they are from doing porn, if anything it would close a lot of doors on them.

Newaglish · 03-06-2005 3:55pm

I'm led to believe that Matt le Blanc (aka Joey from Friends), started out life as a porn star

And of course, Paris Hilton :P

joejoem · 04-06-2005 10:41am

Ok, Ive outdone myself, this.................................. this is the lowest of the low

whiskeyman · 04-06-2005 11:00am

joejoem wrote:

Ok, Ive outdone myself, this.................................. this is the lowest of the low

Dare I ask where you found that??? LOL!!

joejoem · 04-06-2005 11:03am

www.banthis.com great site!

Pigman II · 04-06-2005 3:03pm

6inch tall models have to take whatever work they can get.

Vorak · 07-06-2005 2:58pm

I have one question.....

What are they doing? I mean are they actually advertising the ringtones? Do ringtones make you throw your hands in the air?

Personally i think this sort of sh*t is aimed at 11yr old girls who want to feel grwon up, hence the 3:1 girl to boy ratio.

Im sure the parents of those 'actors' are budding with pride

Humpty D · 11-06-2005 11:50am

basquille wrote:

I'd be more worried about that girl at the back hanging off the word "Ringtone"

She clearly isn't though. She just has her hands in the air, and the text is sitting over her hands. No need to exaggerate just to get on the bandwagon. And why would that "worry" you?

joejoem · 11-06-2005 12:03pm

Humpty D wrote:

She clearly isn't though. She just has her hands in the air, and the text is sitting over her hands. No need to exaggerate just to get on the bandwagon. And why would that "worry" you?

woooooooooooo whos the moany michael then?

11-06-2005 12:06pm

joejoem wrote:

Ok, Ive outdone myself, this.................................. this is the lowest of the low

Damn, I want one.

Humpty D · 11-06-2005 12:19pm

joejoem wrote:

woooooooooooo whos the moany michael then?

Not me - I'm just saying that she isn't actually hanging out of the word "ringtone" - so why bother making it up?

modular · 11-06-2005 1:14pm

Humpty D wrote:

Not me - I'm just saying that she isn't actually hanging out of the word "ringtone" - so why bother making it up?

Oh, Humpty D! You're so critical! :rolleyes:

seo-ireland · 11-06-2005 1:19pm

Humpty D wrote:

Not me - I'm just saying that she isn't actually hanging out of the word "ringtone" - so why bother making it up?

Its called pulling the piss.

Capt'n Midnight · 11-06-2005 2:27pm

anyone remember this guy - http://www.tronguy.net/TRONcostume/

Sparky · 11-06-2005 2:46pm

that girl that does the YES car credit ad. is also a presenter on that sh1tty sky channel called advert tv, it only lasted a couple of months on sky.

Speaking of the lowest of the low.
http://www.cmpe.boun.edu.tr/courses/cmpe460/fall2004/images/mrm2.jpg

Sparky · 11-06-2005 2:47pm

Capt'n Midnight wrote:

anyone remember this guy - http://www.tronguy.net/TRONcostume/

Fuppin idiot.

modular · 11-06-2005 2:57pm

Sparky_S wrote:

Advert tv, it only lasted a couple of months on sky.

Somehow I'm not surprised. Doesn't sound like the most incredible stroke of genius, frankly.

"Boss, I've got it!"
"What?"
"The ultimate TV channel. Nothing but ads! We basically get PAID for broadcasting this!"
"...That's brilliant!"

Sparky · 11-06-2005 3:15pm

its brilliant and sh1t

seo-ireland · 11-06-2005 4:45pm

Capt'n Midnight wrote:

anyone remember this guy - http://www.tronguy.net/TRONcostume/

That's almost as embarassing as Tom Cruise (bet he wishes he was Mr Cruise).

Man that Advert TV was the biggest crock of s**t I have ever had the displeasure of viewing.

The lowest of the low?

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