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What kind of nut are you?

  • 02-06-2005 08:37PM
    #1
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,421 ✭✭✭


    I like to think i'm a pistachio. I my skin splits easily, but i taste reeaaaal good.


Comments

  • Posts: 3,620 ✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    If I was a nut I would be in a scrotum


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 7,352 ✭✭✭funky penguin


    You're all salteh!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 10,730 ✭✭✭✭simu


    I'm a nutella.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 41,926 ✭✭✭✭_blank_


    Fruit and Nut tbh


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,007 ✭✭✭pretty-in-pink


    can i be a cherry?


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,217 ✭✭✭Matthewthebig


    pistachio


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,522 ✭✭✭Dr. Loon


    A walnut. Really hard to crack, and when you do you find out it's actually not that nice.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,287 ✭✭✭NotMe


    Walnuts are lovely. Wait that sounded ghey!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,958 ✭✭✭Chad ghostal


    cracked nut


  • Hosted Moderators Posts: 5,555 ✭✭✭tSubh Dearg


    I am a Brazil nut, the carnivale enducing nut! :D


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,304 ✭✭✭✭koneko


    i'm a crazy person :(


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,522 ✭✭✭Dr. Loon


    NotMe wrote:
    Walnuts are lovely. Wait that sounded ghey!

    Ah ha ha. It's all a matter of taste I suppose.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,446 ✭✭✭✭amp


    koneko wrote:
    i'm a crazy person :(

    Damn it, that was going to be my answer.



    snaggan fraggin snaggin


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,287 ✭✭✭NotMe


    You can't beat peanuts with their easy-open™ shells. There's nothing worse than spending 5 minutes trying to open a walnut and then finding out it's a bad one.


  • Hosted Moderators Posts: 11,362 ✭✭✭✭Scarinae


    My middle name is Hazel, so I guess that makes me a hazelnut


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,217 ✭✭✭Matthewthebig


    like a fox!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 9,878 ✭✭✭Rozabeez


    I'm a...nut. I dunno....WHATKINDAQUESTIONISTHIS?!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 22,227 ✭✭✭✭Sparky


    im just a nut end of story. A complete nutter


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,284 ✭✭✭pwd


    well i used to tell my ex she was a pistachio cos she was a tasty nut.
    corny sh!t like this is part of the reason she's an ex no doubt.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 22,227 ✭✭✭✭Sparky


    oh yeah i can imagine, hey (girlfriends name) your my pistachio.

    i hope she knows you meant well


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,284 ✭✭✭pwd


    well she stalked me around these message boards until i threatened her with nudie photos.
    she really is a nut like.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 22,227 ✭✭✭✭Sparky


    her nudie photos?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,284 ✭✭✭pwd


    yes. i got rid of them cos masturbating constantly about someone doesn't help you forget them.
    didn't tell her that though


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 22,227 ✭✭✭✭Sparky


    damn you could of gave them to me, i would certainly get use from them


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