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Vasectomy Joke - Adult

Hagar · 2005-06-01 11:25:51

A man goes into hospital for a vasectomy. When he wakes up he's surrounded by several anxious looking doctors and asks nervously "Is there a problem?" The head surgeon says gently, with tears in his eyes "I'm afraid so...I'm sorry but your notes got mixed up and we've given you a sex change rather than a vasectomy" The…

01-06-2005 11:25am

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Hagar

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A man goes into hospital for a vasectomy. When he wakes up he's surrounded by several anxious looking doctors and asks nervously "Is there a problem?"
The head surgeon says gently, with tears in his eyes "I'm afraid so...I'm sorry but your notes got mixed up and we've given you a sex change rather than a vasectomy"

The patient is devastated and shockingly replies "Do you mean to say I'll never experience another erection"

The surgeon pauses for a moment then says "Well, you might, but it won't be yours."

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#2 01-06-2005 1:29pm

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#3 01-06-2005 2:05pm

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lol

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#4 01-06-2005 2:06pm

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Very funny Hagar, keep up the good work

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#5 01-06-2005 2:39pm

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class i like it, i nearly choked on me lunch!

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#6 01-06-2005 6:28pm

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is it just me or was that a bit dry???

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try lube

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#8 01-06-2005 10:13pm

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Ba-dum-tish!

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