Week 1: rippin it down da dualler! (BUD!)

Giblet · 31-05-2005 8:51pm #1

31-5-05:

ya wha? fck off ya sap! ree, me an me fukin mates were doin a few handbreakers down past the joe-ber inn when dis fukin sap in his da's laguna droives boi an tinkin he's dehley in front of his mates starts de slaggins sayin i should be locked up in da joy? YA WHA?! go fuk yurself ya fukin poshy wine drinkin geebag i says and batter 'im in da bollix. ann e way, oim lyke "ah jaysus bettur leg it before the shíticauna get here and start fukin messin" so me an mousey the fukin geebag, start up the fukin banger and start rippin it down da dualler. I stall it back to decos gaff cause he got a fuking score there.. slap on de tunes and start rolling while mousey is neckin some fuking diamonds. then his bleehin cat comes in, fuk sake i hate cats da bastards, so i kick in the bollix and it starts fukin screechin! deeadlY! ..wha?

mousey is a geebag!

Rozabeez · 31-05-2005 8:54pm

deadly buzz, oin fukin owro vit! ye gaw a loite?

31-05-2005 8:54pm

sure yur motor's onlee a crolla, ive an nintegra, can do 80 in furst gear

fish-head · 31-05-2005 8:58pm

Fuki' whopper boss. Wheres me batt-or-bor-gor..? Has yewz gorrih?

31-05-2005 9:32pm

Man I jus' popped four yokes I am fukin rapid buzzin'

NotMe · 31-05-2005 9:33pm

Awwriiiiight bud! Storrrey! No wat ya mean 'bout dose cats. F\/ckin' spas.

31-05-2005 9:46pm

This pic needs another airing

NotMe · 31-05-2005 9:48pm

Awriiight lads! Have any of yis got any blow?

Giblet · 31-05-2005 10:08pm

wha? fuking score!! thas me an de maytes! some fukin sap just walked by wid de whie headphones on his eyepod, the fuking geebag...wha?

sold it laher for a bag of diamonds and a quarher!

amp · 31-05-2005 11:34pm

Fukin STORY?! yIZ ARE WREKIN ME BUZZ!

Rozabeez · 01-06-2005 10:11am

jaysis...look ah de loada crackerz dayerr!

Giblet · 06-07-2005 1:59pm

Ye bollixes

Shabadu · 06-07-2005 3:53pm

Oh My God- you are all such total knacks loike. It's scummers loike you that stole Daddy's Lexus. You should all be, loike, killed at birth, yeah?

DonkeyStyle \o/ · 06-07-2005 4:12pm

Giblet wrote:

mousey is a geebag!

Ye bleeeedin muppe'ch-yeh ... gwan an give uz de full soize pictchoh an dawnt be fukkin usin' de tumbnail wan!?!1
Aaah jeyasus, hatta gow an geh a few skewps inteh me

Giblet · 06-07-2005 5:16pm

de image yoke be acting de bollix

DonkeyStyle \o/ · 06-07-2005 8:37pm

LMAO, I'm sure Reebok are proud of their new model ... although I didn't know being a knacker was a sport until now.

NotMe · 06-07-2005 9:04pm

Reebok are bleedin' dehhhhhhdley. An don't forgehabout me adidas bottoms!

amp · 08-07-2005 6:34pm

Fukkin startin' are yiz? Fukkin have alla yiz!!!

NotMe · 08-07-2005 11:32pm

g'wan ouwa dah ya fookin mad yoke

amp · 09-07-2005 1:36am

Hav yiz got n3 yokez's lioke?

Week 1: rippin it down da dualler! (BUD!)

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