So...

Einstein

Would anybody like an M&M?

I have a jumbo bag sitting on my desk in front of me....

peanut ones by the way...

pwd

yes please.
email it to me at

123 madeup street
notarealaddress park
nowhereland

Einstein

Winging its way to you now...

(Its a blue one)

kittenkiller

I'm too hicuppy to have one now, but can i have one later?

Einstein

That's no problem, I have a choice of Green, Yellow, Blue, Red or Brown.

Which one tickles your fancy...

Shabadu

Brown please. OMGWTF!!1 Peanuts! I be allergic!


/anaphylactic shock

kittenkiller

Yellow yellow yellow pleeeeeeeease!?

Chad ghostal

all your m&m's belong to me...
give'em over..
MMmmmmm mm mmm mm m&m's...

so purdy..

ill have a ...u.h..... yellow one..please...thanks.. just transmography it and send to these coordinates 13465612897564951385691985034-236-045092764509603495340956703456-34-560347-9645968734096039458673-9456=-2=356729346720459609873069406

thanks.

koneko

Do you have any of the orange-flavoured Revels? I like those.

Chad ghostal

koneko wrote:

Do you have any of the orange-flavoured Revels? I like those.

pppppPPPPFFFFTttt ..
hes not a sweet shop lADY!!!


[angry new york accent]
MOove it or loose it ya crazy broad!!
[/angry new york accent]

koneko

*sniff*

*cry*

BULLY

I'm going to go find some orange Revels now. Biatches.

funky penguin

¬_¬

[DEVIL_CONSCIENCE]Ban his ass, then steel the M&M.....[/DEVIL_CONSCIENCE]

meditraitor

You wouldnt have a pair of size ten roller blades spare?

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If I suck the chocolate off, can I send the peanut back?

Chad ghostal

meditraitor wrote:

You wouldnt have a pair of size ten roller blades spare?

lolzerskatz


Yeah yeah>> GIMMA GIMMA GIMMA!!!



M&m's for ME...

NONE for YOUUUUUU...

Einstein

No sucking off the chocolate please, its all or none...
And koneko...How do you tell if the revel is orange flavoured?

For they all look the same...

Rozabeez

You bite into it and put it back....:D

Posting for an M&M

NotMe

Do you have any M&Ms left? I'll meet you in town at 9:00.

Einstein

NotMe wrote:

Do you have any M&Ms left? I'll meet you in town at 9:00.

All M&M's have been distributed at the moment...I'm on to wine gums now...

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I'd like a wine gum.

Preferebly one that says "Rum" on it.

And it can't be green.

Einstein

can't be green or you'd prefer it not to be green!

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Prefer it not to be.

Einstein

No problem!
how bout one of those red ones...

i find it interesting that people actually taste the difference in the different colour wine gums, i think they're all the same!

_blank_

They are not all the same.

Red would be fine, unless you have a black one

Einstein

You like black ones? Most people hate the black ones!

but ok, you can have a black one instead

NotMe

NotMe wrote:

Do you have any M&Ms left? I'll meet you in town at 9:00.

FFS! I was waiting at the spike at 9 and you didn't show.

Einstein

but you never told me where you'd be, I was at clery's with a wine gum

NotMe

Damn it! I almost went to Clearys but then I changed my mind.

Einstein

oh well, i'll be back tomorrow with some more sweets...

tSubh Dearg

I don't like red sweeties but I'll eat any other colours

kawaii

All your sweets are belong to me!!!

amp

Just had two praline flakes. I used them to get me off my snow flake addiction, which I used to get off my starbar addiction which got me off moro's which begat Mars bars which usurped Big Time bars.

Oh the teeth I lost to big time bars. Not only was it solid glass like toffee but it was also pure sugar. But once heated up to 37c, it became liquid sugar...

mmmmm

sanncoo

Can i have a green one, please? I'll send my chauffer to pick it up!

*Screams downstairs to manservant sections


'HOI! CHARLES! GET YOUR ASS IN THE CAR AND GET OVER TO DIVERS PLACE! PRONTO!'

*in quiet ladylike voice

'He'll be there in 10 minutes.'

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eh...sanncoo...they're all gone.

Manservant eh?

Have you any Womanservants to spare?

I want one of them.

sanncoo

seansouth wrote:

eh...sanncoo...they're all gone.

Manservant eh?

Have you any Womanservants to spare?

I want one of them.

All gone you say......mmmmm! Let me just finish the vodkamartini and I'll locate one the girls for you!

*GULP!

*Stands at top of stairs and sways unsteadily

'ANNABEL!.....A N N A B E L!

GET YOUR ASS OVER TO SEANSOUTH@S PALATIAL MANSION AND SERVICE HIM!


*quiet ladylike voice

'Ahem! Seansouth! Anabel will be there in 10 mins. I'll get Charles to drive her over!'

Einstein

hell i'll buy any sweets you like if you send someone else over to my place...

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Annabel.

Sounds kinda cute.

*brushes hair and lays on four-poster bed in Hugh Hefner style gown. Waiting for Annabel.

Einstein

my my Seansouth, thats some head of hair you got there...

sanncoo

Divers wrote:

hell i'll buy any sweets you like if you send someone else over to my place...

Just a minute Divers! Let me see if I can get Kiki.

*staggers to the top of the stairs......

K I K I! HEY KIKI! CALL YOURSELF A CAB AND GET OVER TO DIVERS PLACE BEFORE I FIRE YOU!

Ahem! Ahem! Divers, she'll be there in 15.

Einstein

sanncoo wrote:

Just a minute Divers! Let me see if I can get Kiki.

*staggers to the top of the stairs......

K I K I! HEY KIKI! CALL YOURSELF A CAB AND GET OVER TO DIVERS PLACE BEFORE I FIRE YOU!

Ahem! Ahem! Divers, she'll be there in 15.

OH yeah!

sanncoo

Divers darling (hic)

Could you please (hic) send back Kiki, like yesterday, my dear man!

OR I'LL SET THE BLOODY DOGS ON YOU!

Thank you Darling!

*sways dangerously before plonking onto chaise long

Chad ghostal

i think we should get some strippers and maybe some gambling houses (casinos i believe their called)
the nest needs to lower the tone..

im not a moderator..
just a mild idiot.
i deserve some ice-cream.
and maybe some chicked..
but before the ice-cream..

Matthewthebig

chicked?